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So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."
Pic related. It's me dressed as Konata.
yes, yes! of course you are!
now post a photo of you dressed as Konata
I want this
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
When I was a kid, I was playing soul caliber 2 on xbox with my best friend. We were stuck on the last level of a dungeon for like an hour and a half. Well, I wasn't stuck, he was stuck. He wasn't big on watching other people be remotely happy. I hadn't held a controller yet that day. We had been in front of the TV since 11 in the morning and it was already 2 o'clock, so he was kinda in a tense state. Naturally, he went to rage quit, but realizing he couldn't save until he beat the dungeon, gave me the controller and left the room. I played the boss four times, and on the fourth time I won. I was so excited, I went to find him to tell him. I walked from the den through the kitchen and rounded the corner to go to his room, and in the hallway in front of his door, he and his bleached haired friend Brad were having sex. I turned around and went back to playing. I had seen some messed up stuff by the time I was that age (nine), so it didn't really phase me, but it kinda stuck for a while. Today, I saw your post and thought, "that's the gayest thing I have ever seen" and for a second I doubted myself and thought about walking in on those two.
I stand by my thought.
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
vintage whomo faggotry!