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 No.27156[Reply]

why does it hurt so much

 No.27157

because it was real…

 No.27158

>>27156
what
>>27157
what was

 No.27163

>>27158
the rape

 No.27164

>>27163
who raped you



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 No.27016[Reply]

According to Rowling one of the reasons Snape joined the Death Eaters was because he hoped it would impress Lily, so it looks like he believed that Lily was attracted to bullies. Rowling has also said that Lily already fancied James in the underpants scene, and later on she went on to date James despite the fact that he had threatened her with violence, stalked her for years (Rowling also says that James subjected Snape to "relentless bullying" out of sexual jealousy, so he thought he has a right to control her friendships long before they were dating) and tried to force her to go out with him against her will. Her sister married Vernon Dursley. So Snape's assumption that the Evans girls were turned on by bullies was perfectly reasonable and may well have been correct.

Even if it wasn't, as far as we are shown James had no redeeming personality traits at that age, other than loyalty to his friends and not being bigoted against half-humans (just, you know, poor working class people and Muggles). Either he had virtues we don't know about, or Lily took up with him out of a combination of proximity (they were Head Boy and Head Girl so would have had to work together) and the fact that he was a rich handsome sports jock. I don't believe the claim that he deflated his head for her - the prequelette JK wrote for charity shows him just before the start of 7th year, indulging in a little light Muggle-baiting, and after he and Lily were married Pottermore says he split up her family because Vernon was proud of his new car, so James couldn't resist humiliating the Muggles by making a huge production out of how much richer than them he was. Pottermore says that one of the main reasons the Dursleys resented Harry was because James had been so awful to them.

James did eventually turn out to be brave, loyal to his family and a good dad - but those were all things Lily found out *after* she started dating him, so they can't have been reasons why she did so.
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 No.27092

“I’m sorry.”

“I’m not interested.”

“I’m sorry!”

“Save your breath”

It was nighttime. Lily, who was wearing a dressing gown, stood with her arms folded in front of the portrait of the Fat Lady, at the entrance to Gryffindor Tower.

“I only came out because Mary told me you were threatening to sleep here.”

“I was. I would have done. I never meant to call you Mudblood, it just – ”

“Slipped out?” There was no pity in Lily’s voice. “It’s too late. I’ve made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends – you see, you don’t even deny it! You don’t even deny that’s what you’re all aiming to be! You can’t wait to join You-Know-Who, can you?”
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 No.27093

>“Lily, whose furious expression had twitched for an instant, as though she was going to smile, said ‘Let him down!’”


Holy fuck, I can't believe she wrote that.

 No.27102

I will NEVER understand why people think Snape is a good dude or that him being in love with Lily so long after her death is sooooo romantic. Snape is the epitome of the ‘nice’ guy. He is the type of dude who complains about being ‘friend zoned’. We see one afternoon from Snape’s POV and suddenly James is the bully? Snape was basically the dude who stays your friend because he’s convinced one day you’re going to wake up and realize he’s perfect for you and he goes around lowering your self esteem and harassing your love interests in hopes they’ll go away. Every time I read Harry Potter I am just so disgusted by Snape and what a slimly manipulative little worm he is.

 No.27111

I think she twitches because she finds it funny, but she suppresses her amusement out of guilt. Whether that's guilt because she's a prefect and she's supposed to be putting a stop to that sort of behaviour, or guilt because she knows that she should put Snape before James…who knows?

Personally, I think they'd long drifted at this point. I suspect Harry's statement to the teachers in HBP is telling - he says that Snape hated his mother, and none of them correct him or mention that they were once friends.

It seems logical that for a Gryffindor/Slytherin friendship, the two kept it very quiet - so it was easy for Lily to drift away whilst Snape harboured the delusion that they were best friends forever and nothing would ever change. Lily probably only kept meeting him because it was easier than dealing with the emotional fallout of dropping him entirely.

You only have to look at how quickly she turns on him and cuts him out of her life to see that Lily has been waiting for an opportunity to wash her hands of Snape.

Lily had also softened towards James in a big way. She doesn't want to listen to the story of her best friend's near death experience; she already believes the version she's heard in Gryffindor tower that paints James as a hero.

She's sexually attracted to James, despite her protests that he's an arrogant toe-rag. In contrast, Snape has long since served his purpose. He was the knowledge holder when it came to Hogwarts, but now there's no mystery - she's as much a part of the wizarding world as he is, and there are plenty of other kids (less awkward kids) for her to socialise with. Snape had been convenient.

She no longer needed him, and he appeared obsessed with keeping her away from James. If she cut Snape out of the picture, she no longer has to feel guilty about her growing feelings for James. If they'd remained friends, it's unlikely that Snape would've accepted her dating James.

 No.27112

They are books for Children, nerds.

 No.27113

Snape is an excellent and fascinating character for deconstruction. I believe he was motivated primarily by vengeance, though he himself was likely not sure exactly what drove him. Almost every action he takes is intended to forward the death of Voldemort for killing Lily.

On the other hand, he definitely did not truly love Lily. If you love somebody, you don't join a neo-nazi cult dedicated to the extinction of their race. Snape was certainly infatuated with her, obsessed even, but he didn't love her. I can't think of a single example of Snape doing something he didn't want to do solely because Lily asked it of him. He didn't stop associating with pureblood supremacists, he didn't stop being a dickhead to her friends, he didn't stop researching dark magic. He was perfectly comfortable with letting her husband and child die, so long as she was preserved. That's not love. That's just sickening. If Snape were a muggle, he'd hang out on /pol/ with a fedora and trenchcoat talking about the bitch that friendzoned him.

After her death of course, Snape totally aligns himself with Dumbledore, because Voldemort killed the object of his obsession. However, that does not change Snape's own morality. He's very much a bad person, he didn't leave the Death Eaters because he disagreed with their politics, he left for personal reasons. Even when other Death Eaters feigned being reformed, upstanding members of society, Snape continued to be a savage dickhead who openly abused children for a decade, safe in the knowledge that Dumbledore wanted him close at hand. Essentially taking out his everest-sized pile of salt out on victims who can't fight back. In this aspect, he's an irredeemable piece of shit.

Over the years, he likely became more sympathetic to the Order's cause, hanging out with a dude as charismatic as Dumbledore for ten years will do that to a man. Even if he was a bullying piece of shit, he's not straight up evil like most Death Eaters, so naturally he is concerned for the safety of an eleven year old girl, even if he dislikes her or her family.

In regards to Harry specifically, Snape hated the boy. That much is transparent. He protected him because the prophecy states Harry must be the one to defeat Voldemort. Snape may have self-justified by saying he was protecting Lily's son, but if that were truly the case, he wouldn't have been such an unrepentant cunt to an innocent eleven year old.

 No.27153

This shit really bothers me I keep thinking about it I feel like I'm Snape



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 No.27120[Reply]

I hate myself I'm beta
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 No.27125

>>27124
What music what positive things

 No.27126

I'm a cuck loser like Snape

 No.27127

>>27125
music that have happy lyrics

 No.27128

>>27127
Like what?

 No.27137

File: 1523814560701.mp3 (4.44 MB, The Seatbelts - Cats on Ma….mp3)


 No.27151

File: 1523830471175.mp3 (22.98 MB, 01. 10Cc - Une Nuit A Pari….mp3)


 No.27152

File: 1523832375109.mp3 (3.94 MB, happy lyrics.mp3)




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 No.27147[Reply]

>P90fag enters the server

 No.27148

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This is from the new Call of Duty anime adaptation btw.



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 No.27142[Reply]

im being followed around the internet by teenaged niggers

 No.27143

Funny gif

I only played fallout though



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 No.27132[Reply]

I am trying to become a porn artist


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 No.27099[Reply]

I love this picture haha

 No.27100

i find it surreal and confusing and subsequently it causes me a significant amount of mental distress

 No.27101

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 No.27116

>>27101
>>27099
i like both of these images!



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 No.27082[Reply]

>when whatmin posts a cute pic

 No.27090

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.27094

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cute

 No.27096

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.27108

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!



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 No.27039[Reply]

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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 No.27069

>>27064
She should get a job.

 No.27070

>>27069
What if there's not enough jobs for everyone?

 No.27073

>>27070
get rid of the nonwhites

 No.27074

>>27070
Sell her body.

 No.27083

I cum on the flute and give to one of the girls, doesn't matters which.

 No.27106

It's not about picking one it's about stating where you draw the line on each answer the 'flute' is interchangeable

 No.27107

>>27064
That's not a problem in a developed country.



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 No.27104[Reply]

 No.27105

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

Not with everything.

It doesn't go with this guy's relaxing videos. I am so sleepy.



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 No.27054[Reply]

linux has no pantsu

 No.27095

sudo panties



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 No.27009[Reply]

Nasim Aghdam went full an hero by walking into the belly of the degenerate kike beast that is JewTube and enacted maximum chaos on google faggot niggers by shooting up their headquarters. Nasim had such a compassionate heart that she chose not to kill, but only to wound in order to expose the injustices of Jewtube, namely its censorship and globalist propaganda. Nasim facts:

>clean tidy house in all her videos

>hated degeneracy
>saving herself for marriage
>loves animals like Hitler
>made cooking videos
>exercised
>loves guns and used them
>quoted Hitler
>went against the grain
>cute and weird wouldn't have minded being with a socially awkward husband
>refused to let the media establishment run all over her
>stood up for what she believed in
>died for what she believed in
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 No.27013

I'm surprised you /pol/tards like Nasim so much. She's an Azerbaijani(Turk) from Iran.

 No.27015

>>27013
Not surprising that they hold such double standards. They're basically reverse Tumblr.

 No.27033

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>>27013
>>27015
>/pol is one person

 No.27047

I unironically like Nasimi

She was just too good for the world, and couldn't handle 21st century western society.

 No.27048

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>>27047
hopefully she transcended to Good Future

 No.27059

She wan an evil vegetarian jihadist.

 No.27084

>>27033
might as well be



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 No.26952[Reply]

I'm literally too stupid to have friends

 No.26954

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 No.26956

>>26954
Article written by a brainlet

 No.27081

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i h8 myself



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 No.26957[Reply]

One of my only friends growing up shot himself over his gf leaving him. Now I completely understand how he feels and don't think he was weak or foolish anymore

 No.26958

Fucking norm. Better to have had a gf than be a virg.

 No.26959

Killing yourself over some whore who doesn't even care about you is stupid as fuck.

 No.26963

>>26959
That's how I felt too before I was taken over

 No.27080

is oneitis just the bitter outsiders way of saying being in love



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 No.27079[Reply]

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


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