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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 03:37:42 No. 569000 [Reply]

*happy lanzhu noises*

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 05:01:11 No.569001

>>569000
stop posting

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 05:17:23 No.569002

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>>569001
You will never break my idolposting spirit

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 05:49:47 No.569004

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Gao! GAO!!!

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 23:53:22 No.569122

>>569004
scary lanzhu !!

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 15:01:50 No. 569096 [Reply]

happy kaede

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 18:24:43 No.569104

anal sex with kaede!

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 18:53:47 No.569105

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>>569098
I'm doing my best to bring the mindota posts to physical ota

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 19:51:55 No.569111

getting physical with kaede!

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 21:16:18 No.569117

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You can look but you can't touch

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 21:22:48 No.569118

And when you're a producer they let you do it. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 00:02:09 No. 569051 [Reply]

>got sucker punched and beaten
>guy broke my arm while I was knocked out
>also stole my credit card
>8 months later
>judge lets him off
I don't think any amount of money will satiate my anger

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 01:23:50 No.569065

Why are you downvoting the top thread on the index?

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 02:06:17 No.569067

>>569065
To air my disapproval.

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 02:10:43 No.569068

I still laugh at how ota doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just ota and ota's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on ota because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 07:48:13 No.569082

>>569051
Kill the judge?

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 20:18:43 No.569113

>>569068
cringe

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 08:22:19 No. 569007 [Reply]

I've been with Konata for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.

She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me Indomie noodles for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told her we were going to go out and have dinner together then go to the arcade. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Tokyo, it's not hard to find a lonely industrial park) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her dad's. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her dad's number on the drive home. I made her talk to him, while daring her to fucking say something.

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 23:14:07 No.569046

I gave my bullets away because I kept thinking about it now I have three guns with no ammo

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 04:33:51 No.569074

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A foid started talking at me and it kind of annoyed me because I didn't feel like being stressed out at the moment I have more than enough going on but after the second garbled mumble of words that she had to say "what?" to she realized I didn't have any money to give her or whatever they want so she put her earbuds back in.

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 06:22:26 No.569076

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 06:44:25 No.569077

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 07:45:52 No.569081

>>569074 Pahahahaha

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 01:30:33 No. 569066 [Reply]

>/jp/

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 13:08:42 No. 569014 [Reply]

pinched a nerve in my neck before i got out of bed again my day is ruined

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 15:21:22 No.569020

So am I!

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 15:25:02 No.569021

>>569020
fag

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 20:30:10 No.569037

>>569021
Are you calling me a homosexual?

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 23:19:39 No.569047

bhole juicy rn

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 23:42:42 No.569048

liquid poo is squirting out of my butthole right now

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Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:17:29 No. 568977 [Reply]

Himainvaders need to do a better job attaching images to their posts

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 16:43:36 No.569027

They're posting pedophile videos on there now they're going to get ota shut down

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 16:49:03 No.569028

Pedos? On my /jp/?

It's more likely than you think.

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 17:43:33 No.569029

>>569027
I hope so.

That would be hilarious!

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 18:12:17 No.569032

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>>569029
What is wrong with you

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 18:54:15 No.569033

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>>569032
It would be entertaining..

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Anonymous 06/26/21 (Sat) 04:48:56 No. 538695 [Reply]

took my sister's keyboard gonna learn to play piano

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Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:45:11 No.568984

chopin onions

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:48:29 No.568986

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Scarborough Fair cover on a Gunslinger Girl Vocal CD.

https://files.catbox.moe/d0l4h8.mp3

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:52:30 No.568987

I squirted out an onion once

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 02:10:56 No.568994

>>568986
This is neat thanks bro

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 05:52:48 No.569005

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love know-nothing silly pretentious broads

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Anonymous 06/27/22 (Mon) 02:40:37 No. 568855 [Reply]

Hey, how are you? Are you hanging in there? We've been together for almost 10 years now, but I've never even asked.

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Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 05:27:23 No.568924

if a boy is cute and feminine enough you should be allowed to impregnate him
why is biology unfair

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 12:01:19 No.568937

fags

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 23:03:02 No.568988

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I walked into the kitchen and looked directly at the dehydrator on the counter and told it that I'm going upstairs and I'll be back in a minute and it didn't hit me until a few seconds later that I'm talking to appliances now. I've been known to self mumble some but not actually talking to something we might be about to lose it for real ota.

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 02:08:06 No.568993

>>568988
wish I had kitchen tomodachitatchis

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 05:36:41 No.569003

>>568988
I do this all the time, I thought it was normal

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Anonymous 06/19/22 (Sun) 18:01:15 No. 568433 [Reply]

Making a couple blogs

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Anonymous 06/25/22 (Sat) 00:49:24 No.568713

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This "Soulja Boy" joke was funny the first 5 times but… okay it's still funny.

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 21:42:02 No.568967

zing

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:08:24 No.568974

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>>568967
>Full nude
It's just too tasteless.
I thought about trying to install a nude mod but decided not to.

Also lol at Youtube allowing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmhMXSv23kY

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 01:19:08 No.568991

Yeah nopan is where it's at. I need a woman..

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 01:52:59 No.568992

rarely wear undies at home

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Anonymous 11/01/21 (Mon) 23:39:21 No. 551943 [Reply]

my room

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 00:19:45 No.568989

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 01:13:17 No.568990

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>>568989

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Anonymous 05/13/21 (Thu) 03:31:36 No. 535736 [Reply]

Not a single one of my threads survived the spam
it feels like I've been erased from existence

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Anonymous 05/15/21 (Sat) 06:50:53 No.535955

the saddest part is that all the anti-idol threads I kept bumped died.

Anonymous 05/15/21 (Sat) 07:34:57 No.535956

Why didn't you save the nape thread?

Anonymous 05/15/21 (Sat) 07:37:29 No.535957

several of my threads survived and I didn't even lift a finger some cuck saved them for me I am an incomparable homo

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 21:58:53 No.568970

not gonna make the same mistake again

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:02:58 No.568971

maybe if you made better threads it wouldn't have been an issue the first time either

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