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No. 569007

I've been with Konata for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.

She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me Indomie noodles for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told her we were going to go out and have dinner together then go to the arcade. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Tokyo, it's not hard to find a lonely industrial park) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her dad's. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her dad's number on the drive home. I made her talk to him, while daring her to fucking say something.

No.569008

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a omrice. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

No.569009

Dream relationship goals.

No.569010

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No.569018

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Even if I shifted to a timeline where I wasn't branded cel and a JP girl found me attractive I don't think I could bring myself to court her and especially not have children the JP bloodline should remain pure JP is for the JP not disgusting sexpats and their hapa spawn.

No.569034

you need to breed with a nice black woman and produce a new kenneth to replace the one you took away from us

No.569035

did you guys know the us has a greater suicide rate than japan kinda defeats the whole intuition that suicide is a huge problem in japan

No.569036

Obviously. Muh japan suicide rates has always been stupid orientalist propaganda.

No.569038

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZLVZy9wHlQ

Nier: Automata - Song of the Ancients | Symphonic Metal Cover

No.569044

>>569035
Did you know it's because of guns

(No that's not a bad thing)

No.569046

I gave my bullets away because I kept thinking about it now I have three guns with no ammo

No.569074

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A foid started talking at me and it kind of annoyed me because I didn't feel like being stressed out at the moment I have more than enough going on but after the second garbled mumble of words that she had to say "what?" to she realized I didn't have any money to give her or whatever they want so she put her earbuds back in.

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No.569081

>>569074 Pahahahaha



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