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No. 589467 [Reply]

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No. 589446 [Reply]

I don't watch streamers
and never will
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No.589452

got that jerma brain rot

No.589453

groan not sure whats worse spending your free time watching norms game or watching norms whine about politics

No.589454

they are talking about the cel issue

No.589455

know plenty about being a virg dont need norms commentary on it.

No.589457

based sitch has asperger's and adam is 50 so hes grandfathered in and doesn't count as a norm.



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No. 589456 [Reply]

fuck ota
to death


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No. 586892 [Reply]

Giving up 4chan for Lent, ota is okay though
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>>587236
Gaia spacing was a meme invented to out newfags trying too hard to fit in.

No.587240

phew glad the Internet Historians are here to defend their best bro whatmin from these false accusations

No.589153

sigh wonder what the terrible and unfunny April fools joke is this year

No.589159

when you post there's a chance you will get a randomly generated name and a gpt signature on your post really disappointing

I like mal's joke they added cute meow meow cats to anime and manga covers

No.589443

It's over tomorrow thank God, couldn't come at a better with the state ota turned into



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No. 589424 [Reply]

>ota


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No. 589418 [Reply]

>I had an official Merorin Minecraft server for a while. Not a single guy joined me.

No.589419

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you seem to have visited the wrong webzone, check your address bar before making a post or reply next time!



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No. 589341 [Reply]

Aaahhh~ N-not there please! You're too big it hurts…nooo don't you know I'm a virgin? I feel all warm and weird from your thing…I don't think I can last much longer ahh~
You better take responsibility after this anon.
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No.589346

saw a rly cute boy the other day and wanted to to do this with him :(

No.589350

>>589349
You actually read it? You're meant to just post the memes and repeat shit you've read off of a wiki to act like you have read it.

No.589356

>>589351
They should be thrown in the kuso pit with sudos to fed on.

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No.589371

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Know the difference between dating a woman vs a shota.

Woman:
They're slutty and will cheat
They end up being loose
Won't game with you
Think your hobbies are creepy
Won't suck your dick
Demands your money
Is entitled
Lazy

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No. 589204 [Reply]

Passover is coming up on the night of April 5th. (Hebrew biblical days start and end at nightfall)

It starts the night of April 5th, in which a feast of a sacrificial lamb, bitter herbs, and unleavened bread is eaten. Leaven and leavened products are not allowed and supposed to be cleared from your house.

Starting from the night of April 6th, until the night of April 12th, you only eat unleavened bread. This is a symbolic show to God, it is the "bread of affliction", it is the food of the poor, and those in a hurry who have no time to rest, just as the Hebrews led out of slavery in Egypt by God's hand.

On the day of April 13th, a congregation/church service is held.

These are the rules laid out in Exodus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. friends over time through oral traditions added to these, such as "drink 4 cups of wine" on the first feast.

Christians believe Jesus is the sacrificial lamb who takes away sin, as a replacement for the ritual sacrifices done in temple times. Modern day friends don't sacrifice animals through various logic, one being they don't have a temple anymore.

Anyway I plan to only eat unleavened bread for 7 days.
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No.589255

remember there was a warosu post that explained all of it but im not sure i would bother posting on spinoffs if i hadnt been for the past decade anyways

No.589267

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“So they trust in the deity of the Old Testament, an incontinent dotard who soiled Himself and the universe with his corruption, a low-budget divinity passing itself off as the genuine article. (Ask the Gnostics.) They trust in Jesus Christ, a historical cipher stitched together like Frankenstein's monster out of parts robbed from the graves of messiahs dead and buried - a savior on a stick. They trust in the virgin-pimping Allah and his Drum Major Mohammed, a prophet-come-lately who pioneered a new genus of humbuggery for an emerging market of believers that was not being adequately served by existing religious products. They trust in anything that authenticates their importance as persons, tribes, societies, and particularly as a species that will endure in this world and perhaps in an afterworld that may be uncertain in its reality and unclear in its layout, but which states their craving for values "not of this earth" - that depressing, meaningless place their consciousness must sidestep every day.”

-Otamin

No.589355

Amazing. The bus driver decided to not stop even though he clearly saw me waiting for the bus. Mothefucker.

No.589358

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got a hankering for some migoreng but dont have any

No.589367

>>589355
the bus drivers never stop for me because of my face bones



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No. 589270 [Reply]

I witnessed two different goofball norms try and seduce a foid in the span of 10 minutes.
I guess when every day the average foid is showered with compliments and gifts and offers of romance and sexual pleasures it's no wonder they get messed up in the head.
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Never been rejected by a woman I may be something of a Chad to you guys

No.589297

>>589292
they are automatons they don't feel anything.

No.589339

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I get called “slick dick nick" a lot by black dudes at work hope it means Im cool black people are weird

No.589340

>>589339
my friend loved this anime and all the yuri pairings in it

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No. 589315 [Reply]

Well edited Evangelion AMV

https://youtu.be/CwoYwKFyP_w
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No.589335

what makes you think you can just come here and post asuka's uncensored 14 year old tits

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No. 589013 [Reply]

everyone here talks like a bot

No.589015

otas basilisk

No.589281

I think you are talking about himasugi. blog/jp/

No.589291

>>589013 I unmuted this and my cat went PREDICTABLE



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No. 589277 [Reply]

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME
SOMETHING LOST AND NEVER SEEN
EVERY TIME I START TO BELIEVE
SOMETHING'S RAPED AND TAKEN FROM ME, FROM ME

FEELIN' LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH (YOU WANNA SEE THE LIGHT)
FEELING LIKE I HAVE NO RELEASE (SO DO I)
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I FELT DISEASED? (YOU WANNA SEE THE LIGHT)
NOTHING IN MY LIFE IS FREE, IS FREE

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME
YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE
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No.589278

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SCREWING MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY
THAT I CAN TRULY BE FREE FROM MY FUCKED UP REALITY
SO I DREAM AND STROKE IT HARDER
'CAUSE IT'S SO FUN TO SEE MY FACE STARIN' BACK AT ME
I DON'T KNOW YOUR FUCKIN' NAME
SO WHAT? LET'S FUCK!
ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT FUCKIN'
ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
YES, ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
AND ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
YES, ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
AND ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
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