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Anonymous 09/01/21 (Wed) 17:08:59 No. 548106 [Reply]

expert jong techniques straight from the jong masters

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Anonymous 04/15/22 (Fri) 16:15:45 No.562879

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Anonymous 05/18/22 (Wed) 01:42:31 No.565034

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the takoyaki pilferer

Anonymous 05/18/22 (Wed) 01:43:42 No.565036

any expert joing techniques

Anonymous 05/18/22 (Wed) 08:21:33 No.565134

>>548106
I don't get it. That's a cat.

Anonymous 05/18/22 (Wed) 12:06:55 No.565171

>>565134
>>550667

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Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 17:37:30 No. 564949 [Reply]

he would have loved this

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Anonymous 05/18/22 (Wed) 01:46:12 No.565040

>>565037
Are you a guy?

Anonymous 05/18/22 (Wed) 02:14:16 No.565054

>>565029
Blows my mind that Tumblr could become even worse

Anonymous 05/18/22 (Wed) 03:39:43 No.565083

>>565040
yeah

Anonymous 05/18/22 (Wed) 04:10:35 No.565093

the paizuri bucket

Anonymous 05/18/22 (Wed) 06:13:08 No.565114

>>565037
it's NOT that great

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Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 03:29:56 No. 564005 [Reply]

whens the last time you fired up a great emotional MAD and cried ota

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9YGCk22mBU

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Anonymous 05/16/22 (Mon) 14:35:24 No.564438

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Anonymous 05/16/22 (Mon) 14:38:03 No.564440

love sampling the latest drawings from japan handpicked by the nice curators at the big b wouldnt want to see anything offensive to my western sensibilities im what you might call an otaku

Anonymous 05/16/22 (Mon) 14:38:35 No.564441

>>564419
what kind of range doesn't make eyepro mandatory

Anonymous 05/16/22 (Mon) 15:42:47 No.564449

>>564441
The kind where high school girls walk around in black panties

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 06:44:09 No.564868

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NshJ77hb8M

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Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 15:07:16 No. 563965 [Reply]

Had to do a number two but was too depressed to go to the bathroom so I just took a shit on the floor….

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Anonymous 05/16/22 (Mon) 19:15:08 No.564554

had a dream i was in too much of a hurry to wipe completely so i was walking around with shit in my pants

Anonymous 05/16/22 (Mon) 23:14:22 No.564666

who's this multivitamin never heard of them

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 03:46:22 No.564816

gonna post on multivitachan

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 04:15:32 No.564829

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Do you ever eat a lot but don't poop a lot over the next few days
Where did it all go

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 04:32:38 No.564839

eat big to get big

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Anonymous 05/16/22 (Mon) 14:10:54 No. 564435 [Reply]

Another day at the office…

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Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 00:55:32 No.564718

>>564435
>>564447
>>564457
>>564697
>>564700
>>564714
all me

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 01:05:29 No.564730

>>564718
That was actually me -→> 564457

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 02:33:35 No.564764

why id be ashamed of making a post like that much less try to claim credit for it

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 02:34:21 No.564766

its a based post

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 02:35:28 No.564767

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Anonymous 10/08/21 (Fri) 19:06:43 No. 550656 [Reply]

A million magic crystals painted pure and white
A multi-million dollars almost overnight
Twice as sweet as sugar, twice as bitter as salt
And if you get hooked, baby, it's nobody else's fault

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Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 01:03:51 No.564729

>>550670
scat doujinshi

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 01:05:30 No.564731

the scat man

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 01:06:12 No.564732

I'M THE SCATMAN

Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 01:09:12 No.564735

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
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Anonymous 05/17/22 (Tue) 01:55:51 No.564752

hungry hungry kongou

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Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 01:20:21 No. 564153 [Reply]

tried to warn mom that citronella candles and zappers don't work against mosquitos but she doesn't believe me help IT'S NOT SAFE COME INSIDE IT'S NOT SAFE I DON'T WANT ZIKA

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 03:03:02 No.564159

Like bathing in totally cancer free deet

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 05:07:47 No.564161

love the smell of deet

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 08:40:05 No.564166

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>>564161
love me an anime girl slathered in deet, smell her feet covered in deet you know deet feet solely for protection from malaria though haha

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 09:26:00 No.564167

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pete meets sweet petite neet feet bathed in deet on a neat concrete seat, feeling incomplete he bleats "teat teat", an indiscreet feat to beat his meat on the street to smelly neet feet, skeet skeet

Anonymous 05/15/22 (Sun) 08:01:49 No.564245

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