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Anonymous 05/08/21 (Sat) 01:25:53 No. 535308 [Reply]

The good old days…

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Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 21:36:13 No.572794

yeah its called agd

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 05:18:07 No.572815

Good old days = late 2009-2011

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 06:05:47 No.572818

>Abstract. Anogenital distance (AGD), the distance from the anus to the genitals, is easily and reliably measured. It is 50%–100% longer at birth in males than females of most mammalian species. In rodents and humans, shorter male AGD is associated with cryptorchidism and hypospadias, reduced sperm count and infertility

hope no one here has a small agd

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 17:30:10 No.572838

the good old days were nice but i prefer the golden age of the w

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 00:45:09 No.572867

>>572815
good guess but the correct answer is 2012-2013

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Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 17:57:51 No. 572843 [Reply]

you've heard of rice is nice

but have you heard of rice is wife

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 22:56:23 No.572859

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you've heard of ice pops

but have you heard of rice pops?

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 23:00:44 No.572860

She is not your wife. You are insulting the character and her creator.

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 23:02:30 No.572861

Come on over here and I'll show an insult.

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 23:17:47 No.572862

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you've heard of water under ice

but have you heard of water under rice

>>572860
so firstly she is urara's wife, second of all your post doesn't have a nice rhyme(rice rhyme)

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 23:28:55 No.572863

rice has lice

rice hates dykes

rice does not suffice

rice is the antichrist

last rites for rice

sliced rice delights

yikes its rice

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Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 14:58:49 No. 572770 [Reply]

BLaZE it up Maki!

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 17:31:08 No.572775

Maki Maki gonna need some snackies

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 02:36:35 No.572808

DUDE WEED

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 02:57:55 No.572810

Pretty dank F E E LS bros

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 07:21:07 No.572819

maki's smokey pussy

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 22:09:31 No.572857

Yes, I smoke shit, straight off the roach clip
I roach it for the blunted ones to approach it
Forward motion, make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion

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Anonymous 08/25/22 (Thu) 02:21:00 No. 572802 [Reply]

We're back

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Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 01:39:12 No.572806

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>>572803
ayumi and otamin!

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 02:47:10 No.572809

>>572802
the animeprincessisland girl…

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 16:13:43 No.572834

Thank you Trevor!

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 21:57:46 No.572855

>>572804
look at this crying little bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 22:03:34 No.572856

Sometimes /ota/ needs a nap too

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Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 05:27:26 No. 572816 [Reply]

I'm so old…

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 05:41:21 No.572817

my first job i was 17 and people would call me "young fella" and id think im 17! im not that young!
now i see teens and they look like children
gonna sigh

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 10:47:25 No.572824

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Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 11:38:42 No.572825

>>572824
me when someone calls me cute(noone has called me cute)

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 12:08:25 No.572826

>>572825
I'm sure you are very cute

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 16:22:31 No.572836

poor vueko…

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Anonymous 08/31/21 (Tue) 16:32:58 No. 548014 [Reply]

i hate allergy season

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Anonymous 08/07/22 (Sun) 23:36:59 No.571872

maybe id care if i was worried about being tracked but im not so i dont

Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 00:19:32 No.571874

sneezed a couple times on my bike ride today

Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 00:24:40 No.571875

someone was talking about you

Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 00:41:23 No.571876

The biker.

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 10:40:53 No.572823

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its that time of year again ota im sneezing im sighing the air filter did NOT help

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Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 00:05:43 No. 542652 [Reply]

Huh? You want to see my canker sore? Alright…

Iz 'ight heah.

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Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 01:02:05 No.572754

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Huh? You want to see my hemorrhoid? Alright…

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 06:01:12 No.572759

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kanon makes this face for like 4 seconds
just staring at the viewer

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 07:41:38 No.572760

>>572759
She's watching you jo

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 12:28:59 No.572765

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Love getting canker sores, biting on them feels so good.

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 03:05:23 No.572811

>>572765
digsuting af

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Anonymous 11/23/21 (Tue) 13:24:00 No. 553707 [Reply]

Watching a 1950s samurai film and drinking whiskey in the morning.

This is a good one it's so authentic like they still truly had people who knew what life was like back then.

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Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 22:40:57 No.572797

im never going to have a gf for as long as i live

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 22:46:48 No.572798

who wants to get hammered in the morning and be counter productive for the rest of the day people usually drink in the evenings to wind down but it has the opposite effect that's what's ironic

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 23:03:09 No.572799

If you only get drunk in the night you don't have many hours of feeling good. If you get drunk in the morning you can spend the whole day tipsy.

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 23:05:05 No.572800

need alcohol to get through the working day

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 02:17:46 No.572807

need ota to get through the workday

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Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 17:38:18 No. 572777 [Reply]

rin get

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Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 19:00:51 No.572781

rich teen bitch. png

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 19:16:40 No.572782

love teens

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 19:25:02 No.572784

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Good job!

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 19:45:54 No.572787

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sleepy meow meow rin nyas

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 21:32:37 No.572792

rin teen pussy

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Anonymous 12/07/21 (Tue) 23:14:34 No. 554698 [Reply]

How can I fix my life

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Anonymous 12/11/21 (Sat) 16:42:11 No.554897

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>>554888
I like the look on her face as he speaks over her. Obviously he needs to learn to be more polite and not interrupt people.

Anonymous 12/12/21 (Sun) 20:15:33 No.554965

otamin spoiler op already it's awful to look at

Anonymous 12/12/21 (Sun) 22:23:00 No.554975

how does i adblock D:

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 20:15:59 No.572788

epic

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 21:19:10 No.572790

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not my le proudest fap

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Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 02:23:21 No. 571878 [Reply]

He's going to fuck his mom's huge melons.

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Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue) 20:35:10 No.571982

fancy a morning tit fuck

Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed) 17:48:22 No.572012

slammed my cock into some fat tits

Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed) 18:36:15 No.572016

the titty slammer

Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed) 18:52:36 No.572017

sigh hes doing a dime in the slammer thanks to cameron

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 19:26:46 No.572785

Fancy a nice tit fuck right now

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Anonymous 08/23/22 (Tue) 13:54:54 No. 572716 [Reply]

henri would have loved this one

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Anonymous 08/23/22 (Tue) 22:34:29 No.572750

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>>572748

Anonymous 08/23/22 (Tue) 22:45:21 No.572751

>>572750
Why did you rename the filename?

Anonymous 08/23/22 (Tue) 22:53:57 No.572753

>>572750
constantly moving through life confused, just like me

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 05:22:14 No.572757

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I am not moving through life. I am sitting in a car that's stuck on a slope about to fall off the cliff. So now I am faced with a dilemma. Do I keep slamming the brakes to postpone the inevitable or do I hit the gas and get to the end credits?

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 05:51:49 No.572758

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