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No. 594177 [Reply]

One minute you're laughing with your bros and having dates with cute girls and impressing your boss and the next minute you're lying in a pool of your own blood looking up at the lncel who has his boot over your neck after gunning you down in his rampage.

No.594178

i think you posted this on the wrong board.

No.594181

You have received 10 demerits. You already have 985 demerits.

No.594186

>>594181
Why, thank you!
I'm honored.

No.594194

>>594177
You know, oatmin banned me for a post like this in the sweet december of 2018



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No. 560193 [Reply]

Kek, which one of you was this

No.560201

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makoto is a girl

No.560202

girls have pussies

No.560227

the also have ass holes

No.560235

If you read out all the capitalized letters, it spells SGWWTLAHTS.

No.594176

pasted



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No. 549115 [Reply]

It wasn't your fault it was the norms
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No.577162

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No.592323

why did the norms target me for so much suffering

No.592325

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literally drinking on the job because of some dumbass sack of shit bullcrap involving some other horse shit

No.594171

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No. 537154 [Reply]

Yealy reminder that !bat fugged milk
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No.594103

>>594100
That's not really true at all.

No.594104

>>594100
Holy cope.

No.594132

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henri spotted in the wild

No.594134

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No.594136

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>>594132
Damn, he aged like milk…



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No. 593710 [Reply]

hey dood mindboggling that for me
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No.594073

>>594072
mindlaughing that he's gone forever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.594074

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>>594073
mindgobbling my cock

No.594081

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No.594082

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No.594130

>>594082
welcome



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No. 560544 [Reply]

Are you enjoying Elden Ring?
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No.594102

the first dark souls sucked a fat one dont know why people love it so much think they simply never played demons souls and darkie was their first souls experience

No.594105

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>>593975
(ó﹏ò。)

No.594107

demons souls was my first dark souls is better

No.594114

never played any of them do NOT even understand how these games work

No.594117

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>>594083
>>594102
Replaying Dark Souls 1 for the first time since 2011 and I agree it's the best one

The interconnected world and level design has never been topped, they've never been able have everything connect that way again. The combat is still modern enough unlike Demon's Souls, although yes the combat in Elden Ring and DS3 is better.

>>594114
You run around with a longsword and shield and don't put any points into magic.



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No. 594106 [Reply]

>If a girl declines my sexual advances but still continues to be friends with me, is she just not ready? I am confused. She keeps giving me mixed signals like sending me romantic songs and sitting close to me.

No.

She is not giving you “mixed signals.” What’s actually happening is much simpler: she told you no, but you really really really really really really really really really really really really want the answer to be yes, so you’re desperately looking for reasons to tell yourself her no actually means yes.

Women can be friends with people they don’t want to shag.

Asked and answered. Move on.
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No.594111

love being self important!

No.594112

love projecting my opinion on whole groups of people!

No.594113

>>594110
in case it wasn't clear this was directed at all the preceding posts in the thread, including the op.

No.594115

love directing my post on all preceding posts including op!

No.594116

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I am a man in his 30s and I have never approached a woman with romantic or sexual intent and I intend to keep it that way.
Women are simply too scary and the negatives of being single till death defeats the alleged positives of potentially maybe but probably not getting a gf.
Based on the data relationships and sex stopped being a natural part of life and started being a leisure for the privileged upper class and we cannot compete with Chad in that world.



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No. 575514 [Reply]

You feel depressed because your brain is telling you that you are living your life incorrectly. Trying to brute force your way around it with brainpills or coping therapy or gaming is not a solution.
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No.575574

>>575573
Her spirit!!!!

No.575575

i can make her worse

No.594096

mom wants me to go to therapy

No.594097

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The psychiatrist recommended me two therapy clinics I looked them up and one was staffed entirely by women and the other was all women except one soyboy.

Laughable.

No.594098

dont see the point of therapy once they take one look at you in the lobby they already can see the virgcreep



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No. 594041 [Reply]

Time to die.

Are you ready?

No.594043

Born ready

No.594044

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No.

No.594046

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No.594051

I want Satoko to choke me to death with her girly little hands.

No.594054

I want Satoko to choke Rika to death with her girly little hands.



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No. 569624 [Reply]

You all forgot 7/7 was the best Type-Moons birthday.

If you're sincere in your apology, I'm sure she'll forgive you.
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No.569634

sugoi sugoi

No.569635

pussy pussy

No.594042

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No.594047

sugoi sugoi meow meow

No.594052

nothing to be sorry about to a bitch who charges 8k yen for her 2 hour vn



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No. 593472 [Reply]

take a load off
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No.593956

alternatively you can use a sharp object

No.593961

>>593956
I already did that. I had to squirt it out because I was constipated.
I wish could've shot it out on your face.

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No.594007

Touching the cute pussy of a girl who is cute and has a pussy and that cute pussy belongs to a girl.



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No. 539959 [Reply]

“A man can be himself only so long as he is alone; and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom; for it is only when he is alone that he is really free.”

-Otamin
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No.593957

"The norms give me offerings so i dont destroy their crops."

-Otamin

No.593960

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The mare the merrier!

No.593974

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No.593979

``Life is a very difficult exam. Many people are failing because they want to copy from others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper. Only the tallest tree has experience of the roughest wind.''

—Otamin, Journey to the West

No.593981

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