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Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 17:51:55 No. 568195 [Reply]

How was your day yesterday /jp/?

Just got my wisdom teeth removed today.

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Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 21:06:44 No.568593

anime wins again

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 21:08:39 No.568594

Can't make it far into Euphoria because I only need the one bondage scene with the mean girl.

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 21:32:26 No.568595

sigh trying to find more info about what you're talking about but all im seeing is normteen seo blogspam about the tv show

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 21:53:47 No.568596

type euphoria vn

Anonymous 06/24/22 (Fri) 00:24:17 No.568650

Please stick it in mee just remembered this one

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Anonymous 11/06/21 (Sat) 21:03:18 No. 552377 [Reply]

I went to the dollar store to buy a spray bottle and as I was standing in line a foid walked right in front of me like I didn't exist (when your smv is sub 5 they normally can't perceive you). The woman started scanning her and I said no no no you can't just jump in line like that and the cashier said oh but she was already in line and I said oh so what I'm able to stand in line then come back 3 hours later and get my place? and the foid said just let him go since in he's in such a god damned hurry and I said you need to get the fuck over yourself bitch and then she started saying I need to learn how to treat foids and I said I don't give a damn what's between your legs. Then the foid started talking big about punching me or something and I turned and I flared my full cel aura and said DO IT THEN and about 7 foids standing there shit themselves and the supervisor told me to leave and I said oh you let her stand there and curse at me but as soon as I respond in kind oh no that's not ok because it's a woman and she started to realize her hypocrisy and said I should be better like it's my duty to kneel to the foids and "be better" by letting them have their way at my expense.

But yeah it felt good to knock one down a peg just a few billion to go.

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Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 04:28:14 No.552494

>>552491
>I'm pretty sure you have made it clear that you believe women don't perceive you as male unless you're a 10/10 CEO so that doesn't explain anything
No one itt said anything like that.
>I'm also very unfeminine and definitely not attractive.
Oh so you're just lying.
>I don't walk around hating people so that might affect how they treat me.
Most hopeless romantics don't do that either but they still suffer microaggressions like OP. You are blaming the victims, pretending that hopeless romantics "walk around hating people" even though foids are the ones giving them disgusted stares and laughing at them behind their backs just because of they're looks. Even if some hopeless romantics are hateful that's just a result of being bullied by foids all their life.

Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 05:26:51 No.552496

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>>552494
>when your smv is sub 5 they normally can't perceive you
I wasn't even talking about this thread but yes actually they did. The rest of your post just sounds paranoiac. Which is a legitimate problem, just like any other mental illness. I don't want to take that away from you. But the first step in overcoming your disorder may be self awareness.

Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 05:48:35 No.552498

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Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 21:11:51 No.568647

pasted

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 21:33:26 No.568648

>>552496
Reject and bully others and then wonder why they are paranoid about your oversocialized cattle hostility. It's the norm way

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Anonymous 01/18/22 (Tue) 18:02:15 No. 558194 [Reply]

utterly soulless sketch i did after fucking a prostitute
my life feels empty

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Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 02:29:13 No.568602

Your reflex is cynicism because you're insecure

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 02:43:41 No.568603

i dont think that word means what you think it means neither does the post say what you think it says

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 03:11:58 No.568604

id be fine going back to 2016 when nen was new and fresh and my friend posted here

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 03:54:01 No.568607

My ACT/SAT English scores were literal genius tier

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 21:02:34 No.568645

Same but the GRE didn't take the SAT/ACT because I went to community college.

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Anonymous 11/11/21 (Thu) 01:05:30 No. 552696 [Reply]

It's funny how norms tell you that racism is bad, but they see nothing wrong with heightism, even though both race and height are genetic.

Do you think I chose to be a 5'8" male?

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Anonymous 11/14/21 (Sun) 09:05:48 No.552968

Arthur Fleck (Joker) is also 5'8

Anonymous 11/14/21 (Sun) 09:07:32 No.552969

Source: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Arthur_Fleck_(Joker_Movie)

Anonymous 11/15/21 (Mon) 07:58:12 No.553041

>>552849
>mog.png
I thought the m in mog stand for male

Anonymous 11/15/21 (Mon) 13:27:10 No.553044

The earliest entry on UrbanDictionary (your source for all the coolest memes) reads:

mog
a HUGE black man.
damn man, that damn mog's comin' after me man!!! no, no.. NOOOO!
by rob the rabbit May 14, 2003

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 21:01:11 No.568643

glad I'm not a midget

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el mem Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 06:02:15 No. 568611 [Reply]

Please rape my face

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Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 16:42:34 No.568627

Nice cartPlease rape my facee.

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 17:25:13 No.568628

MILLION PITY

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 17:50:57 No.568630

Please rape my face buddy Please excuse my poor English I am an incomparable homoOOOO

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 18:52:30 No.568631

Did OP know that "cart*l meme" would get filtered? Was that his plan all along?

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 19:46:20 No.568637

nice flipping avogadros number iq op he calculated everything to land the ultimate eI mem

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Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 13:24:51 No. 568618 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 17:27:48 No.568629

Where are my replies you buddies

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 18:55:05 No.568632

>>568629
Maybe tone down the homophobia a bit.

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 19:19:41 No.568635

>>568632
shut up homo

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Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 19:21:55 No. 544415 [Reply]

dual n back
meditation
mental arithmetic
spaced repetition
microdosing lsd
imagestreaming
underwater swimming
biofeedback
brainstorming
tantra
dopamine detoxification
colloidal gold
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Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 21:46:35 No.568559

>>568556
One time we went to the food bank place where grocers and such give their extra food or food thats about to expire and there were boxes and boxes of sweet potatoes and no one was taking them because most people that go to those kinds of places are obese Mexicans that don't know what sweet potatoes are so I got probably 30lbs of them it was a hell of a time over the next month or so

Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 23:23:57 No.568564

>>568559
sweet potatoes are native to mexico dude

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 04:22:10 No.568609

>>568564
Mexicans aren't

cute girls 06/23/22 (Thu) 14:34:48 No.568624

>>568609
how so?

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 19:13:05 No.568633

>>568624
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexicans#Ethnic_groups

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Anonymous 08/18/21 (Wed) 11:35:18 No. 546634 [Reply]

Virtual Communism has arrived. At the end of capitalism the cybernetic guerrillas dissolve the walls of the Malls in terabytes of liquid pixels. Institutions? Post-Institutions. With the labor cloisters dynamited, the electronic class struggle seeks the reinstatement of the common: the public spaces of gigas and gigas of community data. Behind the fire there is of course a dance few of us know: Welcome to the ghost of post-capitalist Marxism, a ghost of anti-cyber fog.

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Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 15:22:03 No.568585

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>>568558
Massive balls of flaming gas that have been around for billions of years and will live on for billions more do not know or care about your pitiful existence. There are millions of bacteria in your body that are born and die every minute that you are not aware of. Having said that I do believe that celestial bodies and stars are actually projections of more advanced sentient creatures that our primitive brains cannot comprehend. This universe is more than just space for carbon based lifeforms to roam around in spaceships and fornicate endlessly.

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 15:32:42 No.568586

>>568585
Guys like you are weird. We have a star right beside us and we have another star around 4 lightyears away. There is a lot of evidence to how they're made and what their lifecycles are like but you'd rather come up with some PREDICTABLE baseless theory about them.

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 15:50:35 No.568587

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>>568586
1000 years ago there was evidence of them rotating around Earth and heretics were BBQ'd for wrongthink and 3k years ago people thought it was as flat as your brain gamma wave pattern.

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 15:54:33 No.568588

>>568585
That's a really CUTE doll!!!! ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 16:14:15 No.568589

like looking at stars in the night sky when the moon is dark

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Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 03:29:04 No. 568521 [Reply]

We are cels
We like memes
What are your favorite cPlease rape my facees?

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Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 19:48:10 No.568549

>>568547
I first used it to post funny pictures way back in 2014. It's supposed to mean "E l M e m e" but I shortened it to "E L M E M".
Otamim didn't like that so he filtered it "Please rape my face".

Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 19:55:53 No.568550

I think my favorite cPlease rape my facee is foid
But I also like mog and rope

Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 20:59:59 No.568552

>>568549
do you still have any of the pics post em

Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 21:19:01 No.568554

>>568552
soon

Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 21:50:58 No.568561

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I prefer NoPlease rape my facees.

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Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 13:42:25 No. 568535 [Reply]

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPlease stick it in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 13:56:07 No.568537

Please rape my face

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Anonymous 06/20/22 (Mon) 00:21:16 No. 568483 [Reply]

uuuh huh huh huh huh
Can I like take your order?

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Anonymous 06/20/22 (Mon) 19:23:17 No.568510

love this anime

Anonymous 06/20/22 (Mon) 19:43:53 No.568511

I don't remember this episode.

Anonymous 06/20/22 (Mon) 20:33:39 No.568512

wonder if my boy is working on improving his personality

Anonymous 06/20/22 (Mon) 20:36:58 No.568513

scorecel

Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 02:07:50 No.568520

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>>568512
I already have max personality

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Anonymous 06/20/22 (Mon) 22:29:40 No. 568515 [Reply]

wamy has feet

Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 00:20:38 No.568516

That's a cute dress! Very pretty!o(*°▽°*)o

Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 00:34:26 No.568517

die

Anonymous 06/21/22 (Tue) 00:55:53 No.568519

TIL girls have feet.

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