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Anonymous 10/17/21 (Sun) 20:46:51 No. 551130 [Reply]

Phthalates turned me into a meek soft spoken manbaby cherry boy the norms had started their assault upon me when I was completely defenseless in fetal form.
They even cut off part of my penis for no reason at all.

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Anonymous 10/19/21 (Tue) 16:59:37 No.551254

>>551205
The only person that could change this is otamin and he doesn't care, because he's one of them.

Anonymous 10/20/21 (Wed) 00:43:06 No.551273

dont understand why my boy is an hopeless romantic shouldnt he be pro eugenics

Anonymous 10/20/21 (Wed) 02:23:27 No.551283

>>551273
What we have going on today isn't eugenics. Foids don't go after intelligent distinguished gentlemen such as myself, they go after 6'5" drug dealers with 10 inch dongers.

Anonymous 10/20/21 (Wed) 03:28:52 No.551286

real jealous of my man hes so cool

Anonymous 05/05/22 (Thu) 15:41:18 No.563717

intriguing

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Anonymous 05/03/22 (Tue) 03:51:05 No. 563617 [Reply]

the nyaa nyaa idols

Anonymous 05/04/22 (Wed) 00:54:33 No.563644

meow meow ayumi :3

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Anonymous 05/03/22 (Tue) 23:32:13 No. 563632 [Reply]

They're coming.

Anonymous 05/03/22 (Tue) 23:36:13 No.563634

no…

Anonymous 05/03/22 (Tue) 23:47:43 No.563635

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We must protect ota from the gn menace!

Anonymous 05/03/22 (Tue) 23:48:30 No.563636

Send these foul beasts into the abyss

Anonymous 05/04/22 (Wed) 00:11:35 No.563638

“The true ota fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.”

Anonymous 05/04/22 (Wed) 00:29:51 No.563640

>>563638
You mean the good times?

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Anonymous 04/28/22 (Thu) 15:53:17 No. 563468 [Reply]

>femcels don't exi-

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Anonymous 04/30/22 (Sat) 14:07:49 No.563541

>>563534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baUY9LFlYh0

discord

Anonymous 04/30/22 (Sat) 14:22:26 No.563542

>>563541
That site won't load for me. It works on my Phone but not on my PC.

Anonymous 04/30/22 (Sat) 23:35:20 No.563570

This is the kind of man women want while we die cel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk-mpQr9FDc

Anonymous 04/30/22 (Sat) 23:49:55 No.563571

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Anonymous 05/03/22 (Tue) 22:31:32 No.563631

>>563542
Now it won't even load on my phone…

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Anonymous 04/01/22 (Fri) 22:53:17 No. 562166 [Reply]

Why do girls do this?

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Anonymous 04/03/22 (Sun) 19:28:06 No.562332

uhh that time didnt count haha im born again virg

Anonymous 04/03/22 (Sun) 19:55:26 No.562333

>>562315
>>562332
It was a big misunderstanding and there was no sort of penetration going on.

Anonymous 04/03/22 (Sun) 20:01:43 No.562334

uhh it was an accident haha

Anonymous 05/03/22 (Tue) 03:29:34 No.563616

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huh?

Anonymous 05/03/22 (Tue) 09:54:51 No.563624

>>562235
I am an incomparable homo wow you are some caricature of an image board nerd, I love this funny web sight

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Anonymous 11/20/21 (Sat) 07:41:35 No. 553450 [Reply]

>Many customers have complained about the stench of vaccinated people.
>Vaccinated people are not allowed to enter this store.
>Thank you for your cooperation.

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Anonymous 11/22/21 (Mon) 08:09:11 No.553592

>>553545
i think were supposed to die from the superbug that emerges from the vaccinated first

Anonymous 11/22/21 (Mon) 21:31:56 No.553663

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CIA MK ULTRA TRYING TO GUIDE MY THOUGHTS BUGS IN MY BRAIN BUGS IN MY BRAIN HELP FUUUUCK THE FAUCI OUCHIE GONNA TAKE MY CUM DAMAGED CUM YOU'LL OWN NOTHING I AM NOTHING WIPE MY BRAIN EAT EAT EAT MASK ON TO MASK MY WORDS CIA HONEY POT TRYING TO GET ME TO TALK INJECT THE BUGS BY EATING THE BUGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous 11/22/21 (Mon) 21:51:09 No.553667

bugsnax in my brain

Anonymous 05/02/22 (Mon) 18:00:29 No.563608

lol

Anonymous 05/02/22 (Mon) 18:11:30 No.563609

In the future people are going to talk about the covid business and they're going to lie and say they never got the vaxx in order to sound cool

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Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon) 05:44:44 No. 563323 [Reply]

Blessed

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Anonymous 05/01/22 (Sun) 23:49:00 No.563592

They made me a 30 year old cel

Anonymous 05/02/22 (Mon) 04:59:47 No.563593

>>563591
I asked her and she said she didn't hate me, but actions speak louder than words.

Anonymous 05/02/22 (Mon) 07:03:58 No.563595

bless these holes

Anonymous 05/02/22 (Mon) 07:28:09 No.563596

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>>563595
Love Saten and Uiharu, what a pair

Anonymous 05/02/22 (Mon) 14:57:48 No.563601

always make sure NOT to get too close to towelheads in case they explode maybe thats how norms feel about turt wearing his trenchcoat and fingerless gloves on 90 degree days

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Anonymous 05/01/22 (Sun) 00:46:18 No. 563572 [Reply]

Anime is reclining

Anonymous 05/01/22 (Sun) 01:27:53 No.563573

The second one looks simpler, but it has better animation.

Anonymous 05/01/22 (Sun) 03:23:52 No.563576

>>563573
>looks simpler..

it looks fucking awful
it's like if you told someone to draw pokemon characters from memory

Anonymous 05/01/22 (Sun) 20:37:18 No.563588

That style won't last.
Give it 3 years and there will be a new design again.

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Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 12:45:37 No. 542557 [Reply]

Is there anyone here following the whole world of warcraft migration to final fantasy drama? I never played any of these but this asmongold guy is pretty funny

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Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 17:29:24 No.542775

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>>542746
thats too much for me sorry hope you find someone to help

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 20:02:34 No.542800

I've seen too many tired taiwanese cartoon characters that I inadvertently adopted that look

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 21:55:43 No.542821

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…………………..

Anonymous 07/23/21 (Fri) 11:57:54 No.542881

Me too retarded to see into person eyes! I look away because I'm autismo. Please excuse my poor English

Anonymous 05/01/22 (Sun) 05:25:56 No.563577

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Anonymous 04/27/22 (Wed) 22:54:18 No. 563448 [Reply]

Are you guys real cels or do you just like posting funny cPlease rape my facees
There is a difference

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Anonymous 04/30/22 (Sat) 16:09:34 No.563545

>>563525
wonder what went wrong, must have been switched at birth i was supposed to be a shamiko

Anonymous 04/30/22 (Sat) 19:13:37 No.563547

hate when women dont give me attention jbw jb6ft+ jbpct

(some time later)

hate when women give me attention whats wrong with women stop looking at me

the most sanest rational cel

Anonymous 04/30/22 (Sat) 21:34:30 No.563566

We just have to lower our bodyfat percentage to under 10%
We can do it!

Anonymous 04/30/22 (Sat) 21:42:16 No.563567

mindblowing that cels hold the belief that a majority of women would find that man attractive and not just a deranged 1%

Anonymous 04/30/22 (Sat) 22:04:51 No.563568

>>563566
I've lost 23lbs over 6 weeks while still being able to bench 385lbs raw and am lean enough to have abdominal vascularity and my smv hasn't budged in the slightest it's not worth it become a twig like Meeks rather be a jacked cel than a malnourished bullying target with a gf she wouldn't be a billionaire like his anyway.

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Anonymous 04/28/22 (Thu) 17:32:27 No. 563484 [Reply]

Mom made spaghettios and farted when she sat down to eat

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Anonymous 04/27/22 (Wed) 14:03:24 No. 563394 [Reply]

Mom said my abs were gross and tried gaslighting me by saying I have an eating disorder

Anonymous 04/27/22 (Wed) 16:01:17 No.563395

going back inside mom

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