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No. 588687 [Reply]

Was thinking about that epsiode where SpongeBob thinks he's ugly and the whole epsiode is everyone running away from him when they come into contact with him but it is actually because his breath stinks comically bad not because he is ugly, and the parallels to the predicament of blackpilled looksmaxing cels that this premise resembles.
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No.588689

>>588688
It's a possibility. Or something else.

No.588690

im just tard

No.588692

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Nah it's all looks/status
An ugly guy can statusmaxx and make it but that's not going to happen if he's lived a shitty childhood

Foids immediately began treating me better after paying a satanic friend to cut my face open and mess around

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stumbled over my words like a fucking retard talking to a client today
feel like im losing the ability to converse

No.588706

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>>588702
Are you literally me?
Last week I had a meeting with an important client from California, he was wearing 2 jackets, mittens and a beanie. I just couldn't resist and asked him the most stupid icebreaker question that I could "hey, [client]. Is it cold out there?"
I could see his soul leave his body the moment I asked that question.
For some reason, clients hate talking about the weather



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No. 588060 [Reply]

Please forgive my shitsureiness.
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No.588674

huh

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No.588680

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stay safe ota

No.588684

have to order condoms online because i dont want the people in the store thinking im some sort of pervert sexnorm

No.588685

never thought about it but its kind of weird that ive never seen a condom in real life before wonder if theyre a prank im falling for



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No. 563151 [Reply]

Tough luck, you were warned.
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No.588678

girls are kind of like dogs

No.588679

no not really i like dogs but im scared of girls and dogs are nice to me and girls avoid me

No.588681

i hate dogs

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No.588683

>>588681
doggies still love you



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No. 577791 [Reply]

meet my new gf shes kinda shy
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No. 588609 [Reply]

The Ottomans were once one of the most powerful and richest forces on Earth.

However in just about 100 years, Turkey now is mostly poor and irrelevant, with garbage and poverty everywhere.

Perhaps this is how western civilization ends, not with a bang but a sizzle, a slow decay until 100 years from now we are that "poor and irrelevant" country, the dominant power of yesteryear like the Ottomans or the Mongols, no longer existing in any living person's memory, only history.
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No.588622

ordered 600g of loose leaf tea

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No.588652

is this the pedophile thread

No.588657

wonder if in the future americans will be reduced to a name for a piece of furniture



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No. 577798 [Reply]

TAKE THIS!!!!
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No.577813

>>577809
That's ridiculous. I would never do such a thing!

No.577817

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Thinking about getting into Persona 4 Arena Ultimax.

Any fighting game otaku here?

I only played some Tekken 7 and SFV a little bit but not seriously.

No.578348

paste

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No.588656

>>577817
sorry I just pretend to be a gamer for social acceptance



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No. 549760 [Reply]

TAKE THIS!!
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No.571854

>>571852
lay down the fucking weed retard

No.571855

>>571850
>psychopath who harassed someone's mother for a month
What

No.571856

green

No.571902

>>571850
Pajeet was harassing someone's mom?!
Whatmin was defending him?
Not surprising,..

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No. 561934 [Reply]

Imagine a nagatoro wife
Walking with Nagatoro
Talking with Nagatoro
Getting teased for being a virgin by Nagatoro
Getting smacked by Nagatoro
Getting punched by Nagatoro
Running from Nagatoro
Getting tripped by Nagatoro
Getting stepped on by Nagatoro
Getting kicked in the ribs by Nagatoro
Attempting to escape again from Nagatoro
Getting tripped by Nagatoro
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lul

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No. 560077 [Reply]

day 4 of nofap comes to a close…
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No.588606

leave the poor sendai idols alone

god imagine a love live X wugu crossover episode

No.588608

I WANT TO GRANULAR JAPANESE PEDIGREES WITH MY BROS FROM OTA-CH.COM/JP

No.588612

federal agent

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No.588618

>>588613
spread that pussy baby



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No. 588596 [Reply]

sign me up

No.588598

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i will protect my yuri princess from the boids

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too late



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No. 588575 [Reply]

Even though you're only small Sakura, it's only you who fills my heart. It makes me fill you back with my sweetest drink that's savory & salty. To give you a white day every day & white kisses in your pussy lips to make you more babies.

No.588576

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Sakura are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Sakura's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

No.588577

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, hanyan~", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Sakura's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

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No. 538518 [Reply]

had a cool dream where the future peoples of earth battled against a space faring species of meow meow henris in their star ships
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No.588524

wish to be bred

No.588525

never learned what ntr is just another gook thing that seemed to appear everywhere overnight

No.588526

nice literal teenager

No.588552

I was mad at nagi no asukara when it aired for being a literal ntr anime but they turned it around in the end (excuse the spoiler please)

No.588554

flip you spoilernorm thats on my backlog



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