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No. 568220 [Reply]

Family asked what my purpose in life was and I said to make children and they got mad
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No.568242

>>568238
Your parents are the closest people to you on earth unless you have high genetic match siblings. Who else could better sympathize with your mindset?

No.568245

>>568242
I sympathize far more with sad internet losers that like foreign cartoons than I do with a foid that happened to get knocked up and poop me out 40 years ago.

No.568246

>>568245
She has 50% of your genes. You have way more in common than you think.

No.568248

>>568246
In being a foid her life experiences were extremely different.
Even if she was male genetic recombination is almost a crapshoot, she didn't even let me have blue eyes like a non subhuman.

No.568253

>>568238
are the himafreaks really all raised by single mothers
always thought it was a meme


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No. 539793 [Reply]

>Your mannerisms came up in conversation
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No.568165

>>568164
love ketchups

No.568167

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I get made fun of for wiping things down before I use them and then called an asshole for making someone bring a change of clothes and a towel to sit on before giving them a ride.

No.568168

the wiper

No.568174

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someone asked my boss whether i had autism

No.568208

>>568167
the norms are fucking filthy you made the right choice


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No. 568062 [Reply]

keep teen spirit
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No.568191

>>568182
It did. The original otamim rage quit after being unable to handle the autismo posting of jp posters.
He wrote a long rant about it before disappearing forever..

No.568192

Ota was shutdown permanently at that time too. That was till the new otamim brought it back.
This otamin has gone to great lengths to keep his identity a secret. I heard he might be a old foolz poster…

No.568193

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Smells like teen…

Back when I was a teen I strongly preferred Mamimi but now that I'm a boomer I want to fuck Haruhara Haruko's 19 year old pussy

No.568194

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No.568203

>>568193
When I was a teen I thought they were all stupid for taking their teen drama so seriously when there are aliens around


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No. 568162 [Reply]

keep henri spirit
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No.568170

Shabs

No.568185

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gonna listen to some kaede asmr and relax

No.568186

ready to impregnate

No.568188

>>568186
it is prohibited

No.568189

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ready to receive your blessing


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No. 562025 [Reply]

he said the wisdom teeth have to come out
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No.562068

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they are all impacted
and i need fillings too
i just want to die

No.562093

DON'T get a women dentist to yank them out
women arent strong enough to remove them in one go so they usually break it into pieces and its a pain in the ass
a manly strong man can get this done in 10 seconds for you

No.562107

>>562093 pffft don't be stupid

No.568179

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today is the day of the surgery
if i dont post again im dead

No.568184

>>568179
good luck and eat lots of ice cream


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No. 568171 [Reply]

I became the same weird old guy that lives alone type that we used to be wary of as children.

No.568173

paste


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No. 545920 [Reply]

Last thread disappeared for some unknown reason.
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No.568150

>>568148
too soon

No.568156

why what happened

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No. 561422 [Reply]

sigh remember when i enjoyed games and would fire up touhou on friday night jamming out to tunes and chatting in irc
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No.568061

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>>567931
Sporky loved ib… He was our friend but otamin made him leave…

No.568064

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goodbye our friends

No.568089

>>568061
Otamim hated trannies that's why he kept that PREDICTABLE tranny away from ota

No.568091

why did otamin do that to henri (pbuh) if he hated trannies

No.568097

my man you seein this market


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No. 568048 [Reply]

Big idol bum.

No.568084

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…


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No. 554062 [Reply]

merorin was here, you guys are faggots

No.554063

That nazi frog site still exists?

No.554068

the ribbit ribbit meronazis

No.568059

Where are my replies you buddies

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No. 568056 [Reply]

The gyaru redemption.

No.568057

She's gotten the fun out of her system she's ready to settle for a safe providing Otaboy now


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No. 551251 [Reply]

honoka isnt happy about her other thread
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No.551320

>>551316
bitch ass nigga

No.551328

>>551320
crying

No.551330

honk honk henri doot doot

No.551331

shit shit henri poop poop

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