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No. 570212 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots

No.570213

sigh otako is literally me

No.570220


No.570276

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Where are my replies you buddies



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No. 570264 [Reply]

``It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society''

No.570266

still have one room in my run mix



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No. 549892 [Reply]

>Go to bathroom before next class
>Asshole teacher lets their class out early
>Bathroom fills with loud norms hollering and playing around
>Too scared to leave the stall until they disperse for their lunch period
>The bell rings signaling I'm late for class
>Get in trouble

I hope the norms don't think they're going to get away with this.
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No.562702

drop it niggle!

No.570214

>>549930
Funny story!

No.570216

>>549930
Should've thrown your turds at them they were going to film you anyway

No.570248

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>Go to bathroom before next class
>Asshole teacher lets their class out early
>Bathroom fills with loud norms hollering and playing around
>As per the modern trends they start vandalizing the room and stealing things
>Hear soap dispensers being ripped off walls
>Starting at one end they begin kicking each stall door off it's hinges
>Be midway through a horrible messy shit, frantically grasp at the wafer thin 1 ply toilet paper
>Realize it has been vandalized and now non operative
>Begin to panic
>"Ew who's taking a shit in here!"
>They locate your stall and start kicking the door
>Be paralyzed with fear as grasping hands get a hold of your trousers and rip them off under the door
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No.570250

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>>570248
wtf this happened to you too?



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No. 557737 [Reply]

oh ya im paste
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No.557880

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No.558179

oh ya

No.570233

>>557820
love spraying shit everywhere
because im based

No.570240

poggers

No.570249

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wow yummy nikker is literally me



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No. 558624 [Reply]

mom farted really loud in front of me and it smelled really bad
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No.558675

sacred: makiposting

No.570234

mom pussyfarts all the time now even in public.

No.570235

Mom found the crisis box

No.570246

mom noticed onlyfans transactions on her bank statement and said im not allowed to talk to girls on onlyfans anymore

No.570247

wish my mom would start an onlyfans



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No. 570184 [Reply]

*Logs into Ota*
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No.570203

michael its your birthday today

No.570204

Hb michael

No.570237

m1chael m1chael m1chael m1chael m1chael m1chael

No.570238


No.570239

ordered a pui pui molcar plamo



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No. 556730 [Reply]

hate how i always wake up needing to piss bad even if it turns out to be almost NOThing prevents me from just going back to sleep
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No.556813

nice dipeshitter

No.556815

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Diapers are literally an immature fetish. You're mentally immature.

No.556822

>>556815
dont post

No.556894

>>556822
seethes

No.570232

>>556815
love this meme



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No. 561630 [Reply]

(-‿-)
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No.561690

>>561685
hanpen is alive and well you can see her nya nya myaaaaing in the picture

No.561713

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No.570175

let's appreciate rina maniac

No.570210

>>561688
should've titfucked her like in the hentais

No.570211

>>561688
r/thathappened



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No. 569138 [Reply]

So, I fell in love with a vtuber. It was real bad. Still is. She acts very kind to people and we have some very specific shared interests. Even beyond any romantic fantasy, I wish she could just be my friend.

Then I found her actual identity, and found out she's been lying to us. She's told us all about how she'd never been on dates, didn't have male friends growing up, she even alluded directly to being a virgin. In reality she had a boyfriend for at least 2 years, up until last year. Most of her friends on social media are guys. And she has friends, lots of them.

What do I do? She's young and probably just misguided. I can think of several ways to explain why it's not malicious. But honestly it's tearing me up inside. I'm probably justified to post all this stuff, I'd feel bad to other people she's manipulating if I don't. But is it actually the right thing to do? Should I confront her about it? I'm pretty lost.
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No.569627

>>569598
nice paypig haha

No.570060

Any other unironic vtuber simps here?

No.570061

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The only foids I've given money to was my mom and sis and that was only because it was Christmas and I was getting gifts in return.
There was one time I bought one food but I made her pay me back. I don't even tip female waitstaff.

Stop giving foids money.

No.570062

>>569598
Pathetic

No.570143

>>570062
Yeah you're right, and sometimes it really hits me.



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No. 541184 [Reply]

Please stick it in me
buddy
faggot
hopeless romantic
Please forgive my rudeness
lol
I am an incomparable homo
smh
tbh
fam
Please rape my face
friend
Gaia
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No.548349

I am an incomparable homo dude Please stick it in me deep in my ass By the way, I wonder how my Gaia account is doing

No.548471

Is this the blog thread where is the blog thread

No.548472

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>>548471
It's in the ota zone

There's a realm between page 1 and 2 that threads get stuck in, unable to return until some number of threads are bumped.

No.548475

love the ota zone

No.570138

Please rape my face



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No. 569690 [Reply]

Hiding from the aggressive posters, no aggressive posters allowed in this thread
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No.570129

glad i dont have to deal with that (i'm vol)

No.570130

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I didn't say I was an in. In fact I am quite a male specimen myself it's just that I see most women as too self absorbed and narcissistic that alone doesn't make me want to spend more than a few minutes talking to them or indeed just being around them. I want someone who is more down to earth like me.

No.570131

you think i'm gonna read a post that sages @ me for no reason well think again

No.570132

the ragey sager

No.570133

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In fact I am quite a male specimen myself



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No. 536043 [Reply]

getting ready for the big day
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No.570103

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>>570102
Ok what next

No.570104

you cant expect to become desirable that quickly the gf distribution center is gonna need to see evidence of ongoing behavior

No.570105

You know I made a thread like this once and oatmin banned me for it think it was back in 2018 maybe 2015

No.570106

the otaman blasted your ass so hard youre still bh seven years later

No.570107

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The norms were nice to me last Thursday but then it made me think that the only reason they were being nice was because I was the fastest one in the group so they were only being nice out of reverence not because they're actually nice. This must have tripped the norm NPC status identifier when normally they would perceive me as a 0 status untouchable.



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