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No. 558087 [Reply]

i swear to fucking god zoomers are going to give birth to pathetic, useless subhuman jellyfish. the next gen after them will be called joomers [screencap this]

No.558089

Yoooooo we got colonized and overtime they now pay us more than 1.90 US dollars per day

Everyone knows quality of life and poverty is relative to making 1.91 US dollars a day or more

No.558102

>zoomers are going to give birth
not so sure about that one

No.581354

epic

simply epic

No.581356

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>>558089
I remember making this post.

I still feel it's a very accurate sentiment on these statistics, except for mistakenly saying US dollar instead of """international $""".



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No. 578449 [Reply]

Why do boys do this?

No.578454

because they're homos

No.581350

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Boys will be boys.

No.581352

because they're fags



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No. 553555 [Reply]

The short (under 6'2") male is the most oppressed minority in modern society.
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No.553741

>>553738
The 5'8" cel vs the heightmaxxed chads

No.553742

>>553740
Marisa should be gnfos since she is prone to stealing

No.553743

>>553742
Have had my posts stolen by ota far more often than by the big g.

No.581345

fucking die

No.581348

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No. 551705 [Reply]

duuude
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No.551725

wheres rondy he was always making weed posts

No.581240

BLAZE it Up

No.581243

wheres henri he was always making idol posts

No.581254

not anymore

No.581282

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Sigh…



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No. 581274 [Reply]

*makes the scary noise*


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No. 556542 [Reply]

so… you ARE coming to the gikopoi new year party… right..? everyone else was already invited. sorry you're getting your invite so late. anyway this is a 15+ year old 4chan tradition (TOO OLD LOL) but try to show up before midnight EST (UTC -0500). a ton of us are going to be having fun and it's going to be pretty sad if you're the only one who doesn't come, ota-ch!

- ⭕ anonymous OK
- ⭕ tripcode OK
- ⭕ vpn OK
- ❎ 3dpd NOT OK
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No.581170

love me 2kike

No.581184

https://gikopoipoi.net/ <- Real gikopoi

No.581204

wannabe vipteens or qateens pick your poison

No.581244

>>581204
i pik former

No.581246

then you can eat shite



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No. 579225 [Reply]

Maki is sleepy..
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No.581087

good girls fold their skirts and sit on them and keep their legs together

whores just plonk their bare asses anywhere
some dont even wear any panties at all! imagine the smell!

No.581088

The mindblowing assness of a plonked girlbum!!!

No.581093

maki's gross snail trail

No.581152

Maki and Nico were excited to attend their first sleepover together at Maki's house. Maki's parents were out of town for the weekend, so the two girls had the house to themselves.

As they set up their sleeping bags in the living room, Maki and Nico chattered nonstop, talking about everything from their favorite music to their plans for the future. They were both big fans of idols and spent hours talking about their favorite groups and performances.

As the night went on, Maki and Nico decided to have a movie marathon. They watched a series of horror movies, giggling and shrieking as they jumped at the scary parts. Maki was secretly a huge fan of horror movies, but she rarely got to watch them because her parents didn't like them. Nico, on the other hand, loved anything that was a little bit scary, and she screamed and laughed at all the right moments.

As the night drew to a close, Maki and Nico settled down to sleep. They talked about their dreams and aspirations for the future, and Maki confided in Nico about her insecurities and doubts. Nico listened attentively and offered words of encouragement and support.

As they drifted off to sleep, Maki and Nico knew that they had formed a special bond that night. They were grateful to have each other and knew that they would always be there for each other, no matter what.

No.581223

>>581152
what about the sex



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No. 581186 [Reply]

DERP

No.581207

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Oh no this can't be happening !



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No. 581097 [Reply]

Cool question: is there any love live you would NOT swipe right on?
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No.581126

Then you can die like a dog.

No.581128

Dogs eat dog food.

No.581129


No.581131

but the internet told me that dogs get to fuck all the white women

No.581132

sigh..dogpilled again



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No. 581110 [Reply]

she's so smug…


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No. 581064 [Reply]

Going to start a youtube channel and make 100k a month to react with "based" and "true" in response to videos I'm watching on stream.

See you later ota.

No.581068

It'll probably happen. The only jobs in the future will be reacting to content produced by AI.

No.581071

link



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No. 580860 [Reply]

I’m a husband and father with a small at-home business and a fairly normal life. One of my tasks is sharing carpool duties for my teenage daughter and her cheerleading friends to and from practice and competitions. As it happens, my wife and I haven’t had sex for over two years due to various medical and psychological issues. My wife’s aware of the problem, but it’s been very stressful, and we need to make changes. The other day I picked up my daughter’s friends, and I felt a surge of sexual attraction. I was horrified! I would rather cut off my penus than cause harm to a minor—or cheat on my wife, for that matter.

I want to quit carpool because these feelings make me ashamed and deeply uncomfortable. But then I’d have to come up with a plausible explanation that would still enable my daughter to be in the carpool. If I drive her solo, everyone will wonder what the problem is. Can you think of a solution here?
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No.581020

>>581017
>>581019
you forgot to bump

No.581021

>>581017
Greetings and welcome to /jp/! You seem to be a 4channer who is new to this board. Things operate a little bit differently here. The biggest error you seem to have committed is confusing "sage" with an attack. What "sage" does is posts to the thread without bumping it. Here on /jp/ it is used mostly in a polite manner when you want to respond to a post but do not feel that your post is important enough to bump the thread, as how "sage" was originally intended to be used.

Enjoy your stay!

No.581023

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No.581025

>>581023
Ahhhh CUTE!!!

No.581057

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>>581023
She walked into the thread and smelled Yummy Knicker



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