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No. 545072 [Reply]

Do you get mad when you're watching dog on girl porn and the girl clearly sucks at it (which is like 90% of the time)? I would make a way better bitch than you, your pussy can't even hold a knot for more than ten seconds so you can't give him any real pleasure, what you think is a full sex session is just foreplay to him, plus, if he's climbing on top of you and jumping back down over and over again, YOU NEED TO ADJUST YOUR POSITION, plus, the fuck do you think you're doing putting socks on his front paws, you entitled slut? Think about it - his weight on top of you is pinning you down, his forelegs are locked around your waist, his teeth are inches from your throat, and the pounding you're taking is paralyzing you from the inside out - every part of this situation was carefully designed by nature to give him total control over you; you are helpless, all you can do is hold still and take it. I don't care how bad he might scratch you, if you put a limit on him beforehand, deciding which bits of the experience he can and can't do, you're subverting a major part of what the whole thing is supposed to be! If its bad enough I can't even fap to it, which rules out the majority of all dog porn, and leaves only the fat middle aged housewives and ugly trannies, who have a better chance of knowing what they're doing. Fucking women ruin everything.
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No.588815

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No.588816

if foids continue to fuck their dogs while ignoring me then i'm going to start fucking dogs too

No.588833

>>588816
Just do it, it's very worth it

No.588834

uh you cant just tell people to copulate with dogs thats bestiality

No.588835

crying dont molest the woof woof henris



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No. 551961 [Reply]

Kaede is happy.
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No.552046

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No.552248

the only ota-esque thread on the front page right now

No.552302

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>>552046
No scary Kaedes allowed, halloween is over. Please wait 11 months

>>552044
Kitty Kaede is a free spirit like most cast, you can't stop her

No.552307

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No.588791

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>>552044
more kaede.



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No. 567998 [Reply]

I'm watching Talentless Nana! Hiiragi is so cute!!! (@^◡^) She is great!!! o(>ω <)o
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No.568257

hes right oat man its pride month nows the time to right past wrongs

No.568261

>>568257
No. -Otamim

No.568269

>>568261
fuck you transphobe

No.568270

tranny

No.588779

love kaomoji poster



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No. 500534 [Reply]

How can other idols even compete?
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No.588756

hope henri enjoys discussing the cunnymaster anime with all his new cooler less creepyweird friends

No.588774

he wouldnt care hed bump his 5 year old love live image dumps to the front page and watch the site die for a week regardless

No.588775

⌃⌃⌃
butthurt

No.588776

>>588774
i loved when he resurrected a nice idol thread

No.588777

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henri's christmas miracle



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No. 546741 [Reply]

you are fat, aren't you?
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No.546792

>>546772
Yeah. Thank god I'm white and not American too.

No.546795

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ESLs are cute

No.588686

hit 8.9 percent body fat today its a new record low

No.588715

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FUCK FATTIES

No.588741

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>>588715
dont mind if i do



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No. 567409 [Reply]

Hugs
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No.588733

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This is what the ideal female body looks like.

No.588734

>>588733
What does the ideal male body look like

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No.588739

>>588733
It is assumed to be male until proven otherwise by a pussy pic

No.588740

all fetuses begin as female until hormones trigger some of them to transition to male



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No. 547434 [Reply]

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis
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No.548008

>>548005
starting to get enraged

No.564686

bacon pepperjacks are in the oven!

No.564687

pic

No.588736

my penis exploded

No.588738

I've noticed foid eyes go down to my private area occasionally I don't have a big penis but I feel like my genitals are kind of high up so it makes more of a bulge than there should be



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No. 562114 [Reply]

Trevor once peed on my leg and gave me a double cheeseburger to keep quiet

No.588737

mom caught me squirting out chicken nuggers



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No. 568019 [Reply]

A pastor that happened to be a simp interjected into my lesson as I was blackpilling some tweens and started saying things like not all women have the same preferences and I couldn't help but burst out laughing in his face because it was surreal that someone would unironically defend foids in real life in 2022. Even women hate how women are these days just ask gran.

Of course they paid him no mind because younger guys are more experienced than anyone in the evils of foidkind they have seen and heard things we can only imagine not that it would be necessary as my cel rhetoric is impenetrable.
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No.568039

stinky turd thread peeeeeeeeyeeeeew

No.568040

mindblowing that my boy after all these years couldnt create a popular persona on ota until i started namedropping him hes gotta work on his marketing

No.568044

I need a weapon

No.568069

>>568021
he's a real person but he exaggerates parts of himself when he posts. he's aware he looks silly and presents his posts ironically to play it up but the base feelings and thoughts he is drawing on are real

No.588731

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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No. 549803 [Reply]

the sophisticated hima gentleotoko
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No.549942

love to flip birds in the bird bath that was a typo right

No.549943

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>>549940
should have gotten a cheep cheep kotori instead

No.568304

cute

No.568305

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tastes like chicken

No.588730

cute



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No. 541256 [Reply]

make them afraid
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No.587888

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they need to learn their place

No.587906

and their place is with their bare pussies sitting directly on my face

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No.588724

>>588659
Chainsaw that bitch!



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No. 561611 [Reply]

Springtime is here. Make sure to keep your doors and windows closed because the bugs that were hibernating all winter will now be searching for food and mates.
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No.561668

>>561657
She wants to be flipped

No.561674

>>561668
>>561658
Cease posting.

No.561676

>>561657
tranny

No.588709

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happy spring ota

No.588723

>>588709
Happy Spring Pussy Day ota



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