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No. 577515 [Reply]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED TO MOVE TO JAPAN AND KIDNAP A GOTHIC LOLTIA!!!!!!! ٩(◕‿◕。)۶
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No.577532

>>577531
A Yandere Gothic Lolita would be the best but maybe that's TOO optimistic.

No.577535

wonder why sexy ladies rub their cuncuns and get them all gooey

No.578039

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MY LOVE FOREVER UNDYING!!!!!!!!!٩(◕‿◕。)۶

No.578046

>>578039
GARBAGE LOLITA ٩(◕‿◕。)۶

No.578191

c



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No. 577972 [Reply]

What do you want out of life?
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No.577977

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>>577974
ganbare

No.577981

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i want to scape

No.578043

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God's creation.

Natural resources for my use. Wood to burn for heat. Stone and wood for shelter. Animals to hunt for food. Edible plants for food.

The government doesn't want me having them. They cockblock God's creation behind countless bureaucratic requirements.

No.578045

>>577981
escape where?

No.578190

b



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No. 577984 [Reply]

Gettin' jiggy wit' it
(Na-na, na, na, na-na-na-na)
(Na-na, na, na, na-na)
Gettin' jiggy wit' it
(Na-na, na, na, na-na-na-na)
(Na-na, na, na, na-na)
Gettin' jiggy wit' it
(Na-na, na, na, na-na-na-na)
(Na-na, na, na, na-na)
Gettin' jiggy wit' it
(Na-na, na, na, na-na-na-na)
(Na-na, na, na, na-na)

No.577991

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white guy here
what is "jiggy"? and how does one "get with it"?



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No. 544173 [Reply]

welcome to the lncel aquarium!
da na na, na na
du na na, na na
du na na, na na naaaa
da na na, na na
du na na, na na
du na na, na na naaaa
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No.544203

>>544201
Thank you.

No.577961

cel

No.577967

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No.577978

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No.577980

>>577978
I can save her….



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No. 577968 [Reply]

Just finished Genesis. Here's my recap:

4004 BC creation, Adam and Eve, first sin and the fall, God curses the world.
Pre-flood world is very different, many dinosaurs, nephilim, etc.
2348 BC the global flood happens, destroys almost all life on Earth, many canyons and layers of Earth that took "millions of years" were formed rapidly in this catastrophic event, animals were rapidly buried and fossilized, marine animals are found on the peaks of mountains today even Mt.Everest (Genesis 7, flood covered all the mountain tops).
Flood ceases, only 8 people left on Earth, Noah, his 3 sons and their wives, the resulting humanity lives mostly together until 2242 BC where they built the Tower of Babel and God scatters them across the face of the Earth and gives them different languages (early 2000 BCs is where the first ancient civilizations begin with few disputed older dates)
One of them is Egypt (Mizraim, son of Ham)
1996 BC Abraham is born, has a soon Isaac, who has a son Jacob.
Jacob is later renamed to Israel ("fights with God") after wrestling with an angel in the desert.
Israel gives birth to 12 sons (spoiler: they become the patriarchs of the 12 tribes of Israel)
One of them is Joseph, who was hated by his brothers so they sold him to slave traders, who sold him to Egypt.
Joseph becomes second-in-command to Pharaoh after making accurate predictions.
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No.577969

Hard to care about what God says when cels are born here just to suffer and rope

No.577976

Last time I tired reading I only got up to the Tower of Babel, but wow I didn't know all that happened in Genesis. I thought Genesis ended with Abraham, and everything after was another book. Longer than I thought.



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No. 543361 [Reply]

Good night, ota.
おやすみなさい
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No.543779

dont like it its scary

No.543796

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No.543798

thought this was a soyjak

No.543799

>>543798
It's a japanese soyjak

No.577964

scared



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No. 549546 [Reply]

Got them cel blues
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No.553854

>>553852
When are you going to give us some grandchildren

No.553855

>>553853
I thought it was valentines
Unless you mean Japanese christmas

No.553857

every day is cel persecution day

No.577909

happy cel persecution day

No.577959

dont cel blogs i crack em



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No. 577949 [Reply]

girls react to me walking into the club 2nite

No.577954

little bust a move



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No. 577881 [Reply]

Sigh waiting on my [6 foot 7] GF to end this loneliness

No.577883

alcoholic slag

No.577917

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Why would you want a gf taller than you wtf

No.577952

>>577917

I'm baby



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No. 577836 [Reply]

Keep complaining and you won't even get moldy buttholes tonight.

No.577932

*PLOPS*

No.577933

maki hittin that D

No.577948

Maki sucking that cock



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No. 553761 [Reply]

11(いい)2(にわ)4(し) = 11 (Ī ) 2 (ni wa) 4 (shi) -> 良い庭師 ``Good Gardener''
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No.553814

when is 2 pronounced にわ

No.553816

when it's ajar?

No.577910

Happy Good Gardener Day

No.577924

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``Good Gardener'' celebration!!!!

No.577925

>>577924
I'm still waiting on an answer in that other thread.



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No. 577459 [Reply]

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No.577647

>>577640
posting ends

No.577656

>>577655
challenge accepted: no posts

No.577660

just ordered some skechers shoes

No.577661

>>577658
no post

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