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No. 583730 [Reply]

I've been on ota for 10 years and my veredict is…
I'm liking heyuri better these days tbh
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No.583812

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>>583810
Hima means free time
Sugi means too much

Himasugi = "Too much free time"

This is also a native Japanese phrase because I heard Futaba say this multiple times in Persona 5.

No.583813

>>583812
she's just like me I like to open several terminal windows with resource and network monitors and pretend I'm a l33t hacker

No.583814

>>583810
A miserable pile of secrets

No.583872

love how whatmin went from whiteknighting a himaro to saying that theyre the worst thing on the site

No.583895

who was he wking


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No. 583843 [Reply]

blackpilled again.

No.583845

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Buttpilled again

No.583846

That was my sisters reaction to anal too basically. it was like she had never considered that women could do it too not just gay men

No.583892

that's odd because I have no trouble cumming from anal


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No. 583881 [Reply]

Teeny tiny little bone.

No.583882

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No, you can't have it!

No.583885

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Chitanda…


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No. 583860 [Reply]

I have been posting on ota with everyone about girls and their pussies and having sex with them every day but I haven't been able to have sex with a girl yet?

No.583864

You need to bury a gogurt tube in fertile ground and it will grow into a gooey creamy pussy and a girl will form around it.

No.583871

Well what have you tried?

No.583876

Looks and status is all that matters

No.583877

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waiting for someone to crash through a window and whisk me away from the bullies

No.583878

>>583871
I have posted a lot on ota about pussies


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No. 583858 [Reply]

If you listen carefully, you can hear language change in progress. For example, anymore is a word that used to only occur in negative sentences, such as I don't eat pizza anymore. Now, in many areas of the country, it's being used in positive sentences, like I've been eating a lot of pizza anymore. In this use, anymore means something like 'lately'. If that sounds odd to you now, keep listening; you may be hearing it in your neighborhood before long.

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No. 583826 [Reply]

It's been one decade since the dawn of the w's golden age.

No.583848

>The burden of thinking and acting like a criminal without any of the possible benefits.
Gems of wisdom from times past.


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No. 576180 [Reply]

necks are not sexy
pits are not sexy
ears are not sexy
feet are not sexy
butts are sexy
boobs are sexy
thighs are sexy
foreheads are sexy

there, i fucking said
this is the truth and im tired of pretending its not
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No.576468

need to align my chakras

No.576469

she said her yoga instructor does full moon rituals

No.576470

full moon or full moon

No.576471

you know

No.583823

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No. 583270 [Reply]

can i stop getting a face full of child porn every time i come here?
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No.583773

>>583766
Your post was fine it's just that one guy. Relax friend.

No.583774

what guy

No.583776

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>>583773
its fine dont worry about me

No.583779

>>583771
who?

No.583780

you now "that one dude who's always"


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No. 571546 [Reply]

What otaku culture things have you done recently?

I hooked up the Soitch and TV in the living room and have been playing Xenoblade Chronicles 2 on it when no one's home

I'm still at the very beginning where you meet Pyra but she's my new waifu
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No.571729

took those pictures of my Kaban-chan figma today and made one of them my new phone background

No.571730

>>571729
does she have a mya mya serval friend?

No.571732

no just lucky beast might buy the serval figma next

No.571736

>>571732
bet kaban would really like that, been thinking about all my figfriends who are missing their gfs recently. might have to visit some yahoo auctions so they aren't lonely

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No. 581591 [Reply]

BOOM

headshot
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No.581627

bu bu bu based

No.581641

upvote

No.581644

got a hankering for crab meat

No.581750

gonna make crab salad tonight bros!

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No. 583345 [Reply]

>ota

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No. 543292 [Reply]

Me and my girlfriend
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No.576105

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I had a gf once

No.583248

the ultimate chad

No.583286

cant believe nb flipping made it

No.583329

It’s transcending,when you’re doing it nothing else matters at the moment.your mind goes completely into a different wavelength you focus on nothing at all and are in tuned with the woman.it’s like you become a single entity for the duration of the act.the pussy is very warm almost hot and tight.most of the feeling isn’t in the private area but the aura you two create,it is a experience.it’s like eating a nice meal in a beautiful restaurant and when you look out the window and see a wonderful view with harmonic music in the ambiance compared to eating a bag of grease at home.

You pay attention to the girl,she’s unpredictable and when she moves she creates a different sensation.when she rides you are at her will surrendered to her whims with little control of what happens. And the mystery of her next move brings that much more joy.

After sex you feel confident and upbeat,your mood changes and your thinking changes drastically.depending on how well the session went this elevated feeling will last a week or more.you make firmer decisions and since your brain is operating at a higher function you are looking at the world though a higher perspective and give off a positive energy. Girls will smile at you and dudes will also smile at you. Your body language lets everyone else know you’re the stuff.

It’s wonderful,sex is life and when I was a wizard I never though I would be so different after having it.I hung up the hat and wand when I stuck it in.

I hope all of you bros that never got it will get it at least for the one time is it truly is a highlight of the human experience.

No.583331

never understood why some norms dont add a space after their punctuation is it an esl thing


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