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Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun) 09:21:23 No. 574185 [Reply]

me with my gf (who is a catgirl version of me) and our child

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Anonymous 09/19/22 (Mon) 02:23:40 No.574231

btw did i remember to tell you about all the girls messaging me online i want to make sure you didnt miss that

girls message me online btw

Anonymous 09/19/22 (Mon) 02:56:38 No.574232

Why do you have to be like that

Anonymous 09/19/22 (Mon) 03:02:12 No.574233

im not being like anything, they just message me naturally

(they being the girls who message me over the internet)

Anonymous 09/19/22 (Mon) 03:10:20 No.574234

im cel btw

Anonymous 09/19/22 (Mon) 21:32:48 No.574290

im chad btw

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Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun) 06:10:27 No. 574180 [Reply]

who else /honky-tonkin/ tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wyXrJrDkvk

Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun) 06:39:24 No.574181

I'm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPKthI6ybO0 tonkin

Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun) 06:59:40 No.574182

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https://wearecafune.bandcamp.com/track/warm-body

Is this hyperpop?

Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun) 23:01:10 No.574218

>>574181
that's a really good song

Anonymous 09/19/22 (Mon) 00:28:14 No.574223

>>574181
I like this but it becomes really repetitive at a certain point

Anonymous 09/19/22 (Mon) 00:39:30 No.574224

rhythm

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Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 06:06:08 No. 535409 [Reply]

In this scene Mitsuba has only been to conveyor belt sushi and doesn't know anything else exists

And Whatshername has only been to expensive sushi restaurants and doesn't know conveyor belt sushi exists

Yet they're both being elitist about sushi.

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Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 18:47:08 No.574096

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the conveyor belt sushi chain kurasushi announced the price of its cheapest plates will increase for the first time since its founding in 1977 minimum price will go up to 115 yen from 110

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 19:54:02 No.574102

>>574096
Instead of random world news, how about you start local and finally answer my question?

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 20:52:38 No.574105

you have to download a flipping app to wait in line to get into the kura sushi near me wanted to try it out but im NOT downloading their stupid app

Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 09:22:10 No.574133

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after reading this post you must treat your lady friend to some sushi

go

Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 16:13:58 No.574160

>>574133
kitty haet fish

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Anonymous 11/02/21 (Tue) 05:23:28 No. 551965 [Reply]

explain women to me

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Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 07:19:10 No.574131

Wish to place my erect penis inside the warm folds of a foids vagina

Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 11:37:05 No.574134

>>574131 Not gonna lie, it's rather pleasant

Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 12:05:19 No.574135

Personally, I think that Cummings between large breasts is a lot better than on a pussy.

Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 12:18:54 No.574136

ngl fam its lit yfeel me

Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 13:01:00 No.574137

dont know that feeling

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Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 20:29:25 No. 561195 [Reply]

everything is going to be okay and I will make sure of that

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Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 05:50:50 No.574071

otaco otaco

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 06:39:09 No.574073

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Wait ota, are the "deal with it" sunglasses from the dark effect in early Final Fantasy games?

They put the funny sunglasses on you when you're afflicted with dark.

Know Your Meme doesn't have any mention of it.

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 11:01:16 No.574076

>>574073
Yes! That's exactly where they came from! Now be a good boy and finish eating your vegies.

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 11:24:57 No.574078

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>>574071
otako

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 20:35:38 No.574103

mom is taking me to the carnival today

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Anonymous 10/14/21 (Thu) 20:56:05 No. 550970 [Reply]

“You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella”
- Ota Min, The Fart of War

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Anonymous 10/14/21 (Thu) 23:31:31 No.550975

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"She asked me what my favorite position was, I said CEO"

Anonymous 10/14/21 (Thu) 23:33:06 No.550976

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“Your going to jail for breaking that guys neck”
“I didn’t see a gold chain, his neck was already broke”

Anonymous 10/14/21 (Thu) 23:35:22 No.550977

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"She wants Spider-Man but walks past Peter Parker every day, never forget that."

Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 11:36:45 No.551005

Please forgive my rudeness

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 19:07:56 No.574099

thank you for your wise words

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Anonymous 11/07/21 (Sun) 18:36:34 No. 552449 [Reply]

And this is my 30 year old manbaby son. He refuses to work and refuses to go to college and generally does nothing all day except for watch foreign cartoons, play video games, post his inane thoughts on obscure Japanese interest forums and masturbate to the cartoons. He is a virgin that has never had a girlfriend and has probably not spoken to a woman besides me and his grandmother in over a decade. Despise his advanced age he never was able to grasp how to function in society with the absolute most basic things like eye contact and exchanging pleasantries without disintegrating into a mumbling mess. He even refuses to do the bare minimum of asking the government for money for his mental retardation because he's too scared to go through the process.

Despite this I still put up with it all because I am also dependent on him for emotional support and am far too old to have another child who would have an even higher chance of being autistic than this one.

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Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 22:14:58 No.570158

hate when i start spergmumbling in public

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 22:18:22 No.570159

they were some kind of christians but im not sure what kind they had long beards and long robes but they werent amish or anything since they mustve driven there

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 02:33:01 No.574064

I reactivated my interpals account why are foreigners so weird

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 02:58:23 No.574066

if dad didnt want me to be autistic he shouldnt have been autistic

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri) 05:56:04 No.574072

dad was almost 40 when i was born
pretty sure he has a touch of the 'tism also
he was NEET since i was 7

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Anonymous 06/19/21 (Sat) 08:50:50 No. 538157 [Reply]

life is a turn based game and the norms keep playing cards that skip my turn

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 17:46:51 No.574036

>>574029 I'm not going to avoid a pothole 100 yards behind me

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 19:41:27 No.574043

>>574036
Thanks for sharing. Now how about sharing an answer to my question?

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 23:06:43 No.574061

>>574036
Hello?

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 23:42:41 No.574062

>>574061
make like a fart and disappear into a stinky couch cushion

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 23:51:27 No.574063

>>574062
I'd be glad to once I get an answer.

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Anonymous 10/19/21 (Tue) 01:55:40 No. 551208 [Reply]

Make that ass clap Honkers!

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Anonymous 10/21/21 (Thu) 03:28:08 No.551327

HONOKA BOOTY IN MY FACE

Anonymous 10/21/21 (Thu) 22:35:25 No.551394

>>551208
imma sniff dat ass

Anonymous 10/22/21 (Fri) 07:43:10 No.551413

>>551208

BRAAAAP!

Anonymous 11/02/21 (Tue) 23:22:48 No.552019

slap that ass

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 21:21:55 No.574050

Honkers is ready to take your cock

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 19:52:11 No. 574045 [Reply]

I hate GNFOS so much holy

Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 13:30:08 No.574140

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yeah it's a joke

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 13:31:22 No. 574028 [Reply]

Come on, kid! Don't be shy! Don't tell me you've never slapped a girl's bum haha.

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 14:18:53 No.574030

first of all im not a kid

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 14:34:20 No.574032

>>574030
that's even sadder given the context

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 15:23:11 No.574033

miss i can see your engorged pusser

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 20:52:29 No. 573997 [Reply]

going to the beach with mom!

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 21:05:00 No.573998

mom said she hasnt really swam since she was pregnant with me

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 21:46:54 No.574000

mom says I was conceived on the beach

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 01:20:36 No.574010

gonno conceive a child with mom at the beach

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 13:28:16 No.574027

want to bury my cock in mom's huge tittys

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