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No. 540862 [Reply]

If sweets are bad for you then why do they taste so good?
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No.593712

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No.593713

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No.593821

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No.593942

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No.593949

>>593942
creamy pussy!



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No. 593921 [Reply]

Why am I so uncreative and dumb?
I have consumed so much I should have a wellspring of ideas to create anything but I can't do anything.
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No.593926

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No.593927

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No.593929

i'm a good producer (of cummies)

No.593946

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This Dragon Quest game is pure creativity, they even got a prostitute to trick you by turning the lights out and when they come back on it's actually her giant muscular dad

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*checks wiki* 18 (physically 6)



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No. 545647 [Reply]

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No.555831

>>555829
Die himafreak

No.555833

>>555831
Sorry: isn't about idols, Internet Personalities, or celposting.

No.555856

is this a t thread or an h thread

No.593913

glub glub glub

No.593940

t thread



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No. 593917 [Reply]

Die

No.593935

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dies



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No. 593905 [Reply]

whats the deal with chink onas?
so many all in the same style all with the same theme - chinkfantasy/martialart
who watches this shit
like a cut scene from some fantasy ps4 game

No.593914

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The Chinese government heavily supports traditional/ancient Chinese shit

If you make anything with people dressed in Hanfu doing traditional Chinese shit it's much more likely to get approved by the state's censors.

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No.593916

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What's up with white people? Why does all their shit look worse than 100s of years ago?

Pic related, 1660 vs 2019, you can still see the same church.

No.593934

>>593916
because the environment is altered to meet the needs of the people at the time
yes the buildings on the right are ugly but mostly constrained through economics and performance

maybe the old houses burnt down at some point, or rotted away

you know those old medieval houses in germany, fachwerkhaus, many exist just as open air museum pieces, no one actually lives in them



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No. 548142 [Reply]

crying for poor smol kanon and big keke otamin is so cruel
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idol career wasn't turning out right…

No.574689

the norms give me offerings so i dont destroy their crops

No.574758

one smol and one big pussy!

No.574762

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smol sayuri

No.593933

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help yourself to some nabisco biscuits



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No. 593591 [Reply]

Merorin was here you guys are faggots
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No.593613

>>593604
typical virg boy

No.593615

we didnt start the fire

No.593870

I've been looking at that merorin site, it made me laugh, what a bunch of sad bastards haha

No.593896

nah theyre basted

No.593919

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*licks you*



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No. 550960 [Reply]

I pissed on a spider this morning.
It drowned in my piss..

No.550961

One time I was pissing and a fly was buzzing around and I zapped him into the bowl with my stream

No.550962

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spiders are bros
be ashamed of yourself

No.550964

>>550962
I have no shame

>>550961
Nice shot

No.550966

>>550962
yamuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

No.593909

paste



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No. 591255 [Reply]

burned my tuna
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No.591453

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Raw tuna is surprisingly not tough or chewy, it's like butter

No.593197

burned my tuna again but this time didnt defrost it enough so its simultaneously burned and cold inside

No.593252

>>593197
i hope you didnt eat undercooked fish

No.593253

yeah ate it

No.593875

forgot to turn the stove off after breakfast so the room filled with smoke had to open a window and now cant stop sneezing



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No. 593866 [Reply]

The nostalgic embrace of the good old days, forever elusive, remained but a wistful dream.


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No. 549674 [Reply]

>a bird gets in the house
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No.593830

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>>593828
What are you talking about?

I live in a seaside town and the seagulls will violently steal food out of people's hands

No.593831

>>593826
i want to save her from the seagull

No.593832

>>593830
no those aren't people americans fall into the "sentient truck" kingdom seagulls perceive them as inanimate objects

No.593834

>>593831
wonder what she'd do for her brave yuusha

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No. 593648 [Reply]

So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the ota brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "ota" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?
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No.593722

Soul

No.593723

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mom is making asagohan gonno feast

No.593759

>>593683
More like 2011.

No.593761

>yayo
Ramiro is a fag.
he likes yayoi
I am an incomparable homo

No.593825

>>593761
that means cocaine you weirdo
Please excuse my poor English
I am an incomparable homoOOOO



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