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Anonymous 11/17/22 (Thu) 00:42:11 No. 577409 [Reply]

got my ducks in a row

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Anonymous 11/17/22 (Thu) 01:23:14 No.577417

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Anonymous 11/17/22 (Thu) 02:04:22 No.577419

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Delicious DUCK

Anonymous 11/17/22 (Thu) 02:08:34 No.577420

bigstock more like bigcock

Anonymous 11/17/22 (Thu) 02:47:06 No.577423

stroking my bigcock

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 19:42:15 No.591456

took the boat out on the water this morning and 5 mallards flew overhead then landed nearby and 1 male splashed around with the 3 females while the other male just floated by himself

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Anonymous 07/13/21 (Tue) 23:44:19 No. 540895 [Reply]

T…

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Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 21:07:30 No.591389

why doesnt korosan use bombs theyre absurdly op

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 03:23:23 No.591396

duck waiting room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDRRvDG9Tc

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:03:06 No.591436

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savage

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:13:33 No.591439

ogey…rrat!

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:22:37 No.591451

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Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:27:07 No. 566621 [Reply]

Have you ever considered becoming a hat person?

Hats were widely used historically because they served several purposes. In the cold they keep your head warm. In the heat they keep your head cool. They keep the sun out of your eyes. They can denote certain cultural ties or traits you abide to.
There are a lot of hats to choose from, they can be simple or extravagant and vary greatly in price. You can even make your own hat if you want to add a personal touch. In cartoons there are a lot of characters that have a hat added to them to sum up their persona. They become a hat person.

I just don't know what hat is the hat for me because after you become a hat person you live and breathe your hat it has to come along wherever you go. People will definitely notice and when you are mentioned they will say "that guy with the x hat."

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Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 23:03:39 No.567032

I have! I have considered becoming a hat person!
But I don't know… I actually don't like hats that much and any hat that I do think looks kinda nice you don't really see people wear normally. People only wear baseball caps.

I would like a big strawhat to keep the sun off my face. Since I don't wear my suncreen daily like I'm supposed to. The was a man selling them on the highway but I was too anxious to buy

Anonymous 05/23/22 (Mon) 19:57:06 No.567085

Head gets sweaty when I wear hats.

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 17:09:25 No.591434

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Raise your social status by becoming a failed musician type. Dumb and overtly confident: a combination no girl is able to resist.

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 17:36:56 No.591435

>>591434
sigh kita breaks all the girls hearts shes so dashing

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:22:21 No.591449

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Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 02:24:48 No. 591392 [Reply]

did that half crouch thing to talk to some manlet the other day

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 02:44:38 No.591395

"well what can i do for ya little man?"

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 07:20:33 No.591414

"Hey, there pee-wee!"
"What's the problem?"

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:21:25 No.591444

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Anonymous 09/26/21 (Sun) 12:12:21 No. 550065 [Reply]

You're such a beautiful freak
I wish there were more like you
Too good for this world
But I hope you will stay

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Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 18:40:06 No.591312

t…

Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 20:38:08 No.591315

im freak im freak im flippin freak

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 06:01:40 No.591412

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"==I'M NOT A FAGGOT=="

- Jonathan Howsmon Davis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LsZt6z4_0I

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 06:22:31 No.591413

story from years ago

i was driving through town i was 17 and pulled over to pick up a girl hitchhiker she was i guess a bit older and upset over something and i was playing korn in the car and she asked if i had that song "daddy" so i found it on my forth gen ipod and put it on as we drove back to her house

anyway i thought it was kinda odd and dropped her off and she thanked me and that was it

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:21:18 No.591443

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Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 16:19:14 No. 591376 [Reply]

filling fell out thats what i get for brushing my teeth
i cant eat i cant eat i cant eat

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 20:03:11 No.591387

owned smutspammer

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 20:16:06 No.591388

save teio

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:21:03 No.591441

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Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 12:15:51 No. 591290 [Reply]

What the fuck is with Koreans and NTR?

Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 12:38:37 No.591292

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One time I was playing Overwatch and got in a game with 3 Koreans

They had a sense of a humor I didn't expect, they knew us Americans were listening so they started saying "kimchi" repeatedly in different tones as if it was the only word in their language.

I've also been to some Korean boards on the internet. I have to say they seem highly intelligent and down to Earth, noticeably less… histrionic and irrational than the west?

It's a shame their shit is so dystopian, both the North and the South equally.

Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 13:20:01 No.591294

South Korea is overrun with feminists

Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 17:49:05 No.591304

This one isn't NTR

Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 18:08:37 No.591308

>>591292
>the west
uh the concept of nijura and whatnot imageboards comes from the east

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 10:04:23 No.591369

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