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No. 590133 [Reply]

h… e… n… r…

No.590137

dont u dare



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No. 590081 [Reply]

Sup dude want to take one of these pills?
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No.590084

no and get that cigarette out of my face burnout slag

No.590085

Could not identify with that normime

No.590086

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Crocs are for autistics where you're from? Haha it's not like that in Poccnr I just wear them cause they're comfortable

No.590088

do they still sell those faggot ass little croc pegs

No.590089

Wish Haruko would appear in my home and then take me to space with her



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No. 590022 [Reply]

God flooded the world because he said humans were a mistake.

I'm just an overgrown ape sitting on a computer drinking coca-cola and alcohol. Both ape and alcohol designed by creator, yet I am made in his image.

Perhaps one day I may be more, but for now I'm just an ape.
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No.590036

ryou and kita are probably nonvirg but nijika definitely seems like a virg

No.590037

Weird to think that girls want us to put a part of our bodies inside of their bodies

No.590038

not me

No.590040

shes just like me, except im terrified of chadettes instead

No.590041

When I was a teenbro a woman that looked to be in her early 20s in the insurance office came up and said hello and stuck her leg in between mine and nudged my inner thigh and my brain froze can only imagine the same would happen to Hitori except she'd get flipped instead of laughed at after she left



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No. 590012 [Reply]

>reported pedo
>Die pedo
>Hope you get caught pedo
>Vomit
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No.590014

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peace between otachis and kinpatsu youjo

No.590015

i wouldn't love little girls if they stopped being so dang sexy

No.590016

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>ota

No.590017

not easy being cheesy

No.590018

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No. 571672 [Reply]

Does anyone want to play splatoon wth me
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No.571725

>>571682
>>571682
post your nintendo friend code

No.571727

SW-2942-1483-7024

No.589878

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kids love squids

No.589879

i bought it back in novemeber played for like a month and then haven't touched it since like mid-december
sigh there should have been a demo or something

No.589881

splatoon 3 feels like its been out forever but the hima exodus was before it released hard to imagine i was still playing 2 at the time



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No. 589852 [Reply]

It's a hot summer morning in Japan. You wake up and step outside for a smoke and then the girl who lives next door and is also a sixth grader comes out. How long is your sentence going to be if you plead guilty?
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No.589860

Let's rape that girl.

No.589861

im standing on the balcony, shirtless, ripped, in just my grey sweatpants no underwear, my manhood casting an impressive outline, i take that first long drag on my hand rolled cigarette
nothing quite like the first one of the day. i feel the nicotine spread through my body and my senses come alive
i look to my right an notice the young neighbor girl having a cheeky mire as she puts out the recycling, i give her my best seductive grin and a good morning
shes wearing a loose tshirt barely covering her well developed tits, i can see her nipples through the thin fabric, she turns around and bends over to tie the bag and the shirt rides up a bit
i can see her panties, a fat lip almost bulging out the side..she goes downstairs to place it in the bin, her luscious black hair gently swinging in the breeze

after she comes back up the stairs i say "im making iced coffee if you want some" and beckon her inside, she gives a coy smile and says yes please as she comes into my apartment..

No.589866

I avoid eye contact and go back inside

No.589869

>>589866
yeah this feels more relatable

No.589870

>>589861
henri is that you



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No. 589867 [Reply]

cant stand these flippin teentubers


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No. 529811 [Reply]

rm -fr /jp
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No.535261

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>>535258
it's dead now. the admin shut it down.

No.535280

mfw /ghost/ has more /jp/ heritage than all of /jp/ now

No.588812

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You clicked to see what's on the last page.

No.589859

>>588812
no i didnt shut up stupid

No.589863

the clone site is up again
i once posted the link to it and framed it as an ad for a new spinoff as a joke and retardmin still moved it to ghost



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No. 589820 [Reply]

Does suicide bombing get rid of basically all this issues with suicide?
You die a hero for your cause, your friends and family are happy and proud of your death, you make a difference and change things, you are remembered and celebrated.
You don't go to Hell if your death is in the name of the Lord, but rather get branded a martyr and you get to live on the fifth sphere of Heaven, with enhanced status as a direct soldier of God in the afterlife. And the Muslims get 72 virgins.

No.589821

How is this otaku culture?

No.589822

>>589821
BANAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.589841

Has whatmin finally lost it?

No.589842

the whatmin

No.589843

reported to italian authorities



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No. 545326 [Reply]

mindblowing that the ultimate purpose of a girl is to be penetrated, cummed, and then to squirt out a baby 9 months later.
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No.588531

>>588529
oh so thats why its called oshi no ko

No.588538

>>588531
Still can't understand what it has to do with delicious children.

No.588551

>>588529
Impregnating the wetcute 16 year old pussy of an idol.

No.589826

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all girls want to be plugged

No.589840

>>588529
thought about this some more and I don't know why he didn't get reborn as a girl idol that would have been much better



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No. 589700 [Reply]

My roommate came home when I was eating dinner in my room and started shouting about how there was a dish in the sink and a used pot on the counter. He yelled "WHAT AM I A MAID?!" and spent the next 10 minutes stomping around the apartment, slamming every door and doing something(?) with the dishes. I think he has some animus for me because I stay at home NEETing it up all day and won't socialize with him beyond occasionally listening to him talk and nodding my head until I can go back to my room. I legitimately have autism and I don't enjoy socializing offline so I would rather not do it at all. He works a lot, oftentimes with shitty hours, and he has to deal with annoying customers and employees sometimes so I can understand him coming home in a bad mood, but all this does is make me scared to leave my room and alienate me further. It seems like he's gone now, so I'm going to get some stuff done outside of my room before he gets back and I have to hide out for the rest of the night. Stay safe, Ota.
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No.589827

How did you guys learn to write smut like that?

No.589828

uh how long have you been posting exactly?

No.589829

years ago i wrote an oban star racers rape fic and posted it to iichan it was fucking brilliant although no one else seemed to appreciate it and then i accidentally deleted the file from my computer and lost it forever

No.589832

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>>589829 Shoutout to all the old iichan crew! Big ups

No.589836

archie pittman, count montivan, blanky, frank, BIG MIKE, fatso, sney



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No. 589698 [Reply]

>Ota
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No.589802

think it would be nice to have a live in otameido who cleans and walks around in frilly skirts

No.589803

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>ota

No.589807

>>589801
No one ever did anything free for me

No.589808

grouse skinpaint please spoiler kindly, thanks

No.589816

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>>589808
DUDE MASTER ROSHI I am an incomparable homo



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