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No. 577478 [Reply]

Imagine waking up in Japan. You head to your office where you make games or anime for a living. You don't need a car so you walk, the streets are clean and the sky is clear. The shops blare shibuya kei, cherry blossoms float in the breeze, salarymen pass you on the right and a shrine maiden prays in the park to your left. You get bento from a vending machine on your way to the Metro. Your office is in view of Tokyo and the whole city lights up at night, you chat with your coworkers about your niche video games and hobbies at lunch. You stop at a izakaya on your way home and get a fresh meal for a dime, you doze off to the aroma and lose yourself in thoughts illuminated only by a lantern.
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No.577608

>>577607
I'll give you something to flippin cry about

No.577610

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Imagine waking up in America. You head to your warehouse job where you place items in boxes for a living. You need a car because its impossible to walk anywhere, it took a large amount of debt to buy. The streets are cracked and covered in litter and the sky is thick haze of smog. The shops blare muzak or zoomer pop, mcdonalds wrappers float in the breeze, pig cars pass you on the right while a gang shooting occurs in the street to your left. You get overpriced donuts and a coffee milkshake from a starbucks on your way to the warehouse. Your station has no natural light and you can never tell what time of day it is, you chat with your coworkers about the latest prolefeed on netflix at lunch. You stop at a mcdonalds on your way home and get an overly processed meal for two and a half hours wages, you get home and chug cheap beer and corn spirit then pass out, illuminated only by your excessively sized television.

No.582849

listening to a japanese artist who recorded himself listening to american folk music with windows open to the street so he could capture all the ambient city noise along with the music

No.582850

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Imagine waking up in Canada. You head to your warehouse job where you place items in boxes for a living. You need a car because its impossible to walk anywhere, it took a large amount of debt to buy. The streets are cracked and covered in litter and the sky is thick haze of smog. The shops blare muzak or hoser pop, mcdonalds wrappers float in the breeze, pig cars pass you on the right while a gang shooting occurs in the street to your left. You get overpriced donuts and a double double from a timmie's on your way to the warehouse. Your station has no natural light and you can never tell what time of day it is, you chat with your coworkers about the latest prolefeed on netflix at lunch. You stop at a mcdonalds on your way home and get an overly processed meal for two and a half hours wages, you get home and chug cheap beer and maple spirit then pass out, illuminated only by your excessively sized television.

No.582854

We have a LOT of ornamental cherry trees here. My childhood house had one in the front yard. This city is also a hotspot for Japanese tourists. I think because we're one of the closest cities to Japan across the Pacific ocean? Hearing Japanese spoken in public isn't uncommon, and I saw at least a few packs of nipp schoolgirls this summer on my grocery store route and park walks. Sometimes, for a brief moment, it feels like I'm really Japanese.



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No. 561614 [Reply]

sigh is there a worse feeling than being sober
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No.581879

tardfight! tardfight! woooo

No.581880

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i only see one idol picture so i know who im siding with

No.582417

tardfight vanguard

No.582554

h

No.582839

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reminder that she did kaede asmr



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No. 581667 [Reply]

Wow, she's literally me…

No.581669

nice room but shes missing the track pants

No.581673

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No.582646

>>581673
Wow, she is literally me. I was at the new year fireworks and I just stood there looking at the dumbass loud lights while all the drunk bluepills surrounding me professed their love and apologized for all their wrongs and hugged each other. Tch, morons…

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No. 581688 [Reply]

is this true
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No.582816

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>>582815
You can't just bully the bacon pepperjack dogs are in the oven poster like that

No.582817

the norms must be compelled to stimulate my prostate

No.582819

mom made grilled cheesers

No.582834

bacon pepperjack dogs are in the oven!

No.582835

who cooks hotdogs in the oven



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No. 579969 [Reply]

what if the selegiline doesn't fix me
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No.582676

>>582649
So you want some magic pill to turn you into a norm

No.582685

>>582650
>parkinson's disease

No.582687

>>582676
Yeah. Do you have one?
I'll also take a pill that turns me into one of those so-called productive hikkiNEETs though.

No.582814

forgot to take it today

No.582833

>>582687
Adderall will do both



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No. 582715 [Reply]

love chatting with my female coworkers racing at the track lifting at the gym chilling with my friends and most of all telling my friends all about how im a cel and NOT a norm at himasugi dot blog and ota dash ch dot com
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No.582733

>>582720
me or him

No.582745

me

No.582831

him

No.582832

>>582733
dislike both post stealers and turd for different reasons

No.582869

phew so NOT me



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No. 582735 [Reply]

the pleasure of being cummed inside
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No.582795

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No.582796

out of my thread norm

No.582810

who you calling a norm? dumb norman

No.582811

go back to hima

No.582813

go back inside your mom's womb



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No. 582643 [Reply]

Lucky Star aired 19 years ago…
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No.582805

nice GAR manime

No.582806

the eternal teens eteenals if you will

No.582807

and if i wont

No.582809

>>582802

i literally hadnt
didnt even start watching anime in earnest till 2010

No.582812

this thread is rated t for teens by the esrb



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No. 536717 [Reply]

The norms must die
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No.582761

>>582760
Hate that tard halfbreed should have left her in that ditch to die when I had the chance

No.582764

take it back

No.582773

>>582764
why do you defend boidbumper

No.582776

>>582773
look asswipe I don't know what you're talking about but if you're gonna talk shit about shii-chan you'll have to deal with me

No.582798

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remember super-cub posting on kok-chan back in the day
sigh



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No. 552049 [Reply]

it's dangerous and scary outside

and cold

here stay under k/ota/tsu where its safe and warm

have a mikan
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>>582719
I cut my finger pretty deep and it seals up quickly and is mostly healed the next day.

Do you have AIDS or something?

No.582723

no I eat a lot of ginger it has plenty of health benefits but one major side effect is its blood thinning properties

No.582724

wait what like how much ginger because all of my dinner meals have fresh cut ginger every day for the past 4 years

No.582726

i put 15-20 grams in my tea about two cups per day i wouldn't say that's a lot

No.582728

do you buy fresh ginger root and cut it yourself or is this like dried stuff



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No. 582709 [Reply]

ars animal

No.582718

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No. 562973 [Reply]

If you don't dream then there is nothing in your heart.
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No.567130

steamed

No.567150

steamed coffee

No.567207

streamed coffee

No.582668

dreamed about borrowing car to meet brother at a campground and needed to call him for the keys but instead my phone kept connecting me to random people who talked about their foot fetish

No.582696

muckle smarshpellars and reddishpink mindota dreams



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