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No. 580860

I’m a husband and father with a small at-home business and a fairly normal life. One of my tasks is sharing carpool duties for my teenage daughter and her cheerleading friends to and from practice and competitions. As it happens, my wife and I haven’t had sex for over two years due to various medical and psychological issues. My wife’s aware of the problem, but it’s been very stressful, and we need to make changes. The other day I picked up my daughter’s friends, and I felt a surge of sexual attraction. I was horrified! I would rather cut off my penus than cause harm to a minor—or cheat on my wife, for that matter.

I want to quit carpool because these feelings make me ashamed and deeply uncomfortable. But then I’d have to come up with a plausible explanation that would still enable my daughter to be in the carpool. If I drive her solo, everyone will wonder what the problem is. Can you think of a solution here?

No.580863

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ce374458a2b1

No.580864

thinking about how dad would write a confessional about living alone with a manbaby who only engages with japanese media and tardscreams when he feels mild discomfort or reads a post he moderately dislikes

No.580865

>>580863
is that vomit-chan?

No.580868

>>580865
Actually, no. It is Madotsuki from the game Yume Nikki, an independently developed game and crucially, a tour de force of RPG maker 2003 use. It is very ignorant in fact to call this character "vomit-chan", because in the original game, she never vomits. The fanart you have seen of her vomiting is not the original source material; not even close. Please refrain from using that term because it's very angering to the community, especially enthusiasts like me. I have half a mind to assume you are "trolling" when you say that and I don't want to feed the trolls, but just in case, I have let you know so there can be no more mistakes.

No.580869

all memory is delusion surrounded by need

No.580870

nothing delusional just need the friend of my memories back

No.580871

yummy knickers

No.580875

>>580864
>>552449

No.580876

written from a moms perspective so that doesnt count

No.580877

wonder if dads ashamed of me
probably
probably wonders why he even bothered, what the point even was

when i tard laugh in my room all i can think of is that scene from the sopranos

https://youtu.be/igM4S5dOZrc?t=119

No.580878

I told dad about idols and my otabros and my henri it was kind of like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppmPNCNM8A

No.580880

dont feel like sharing intimate details like that with dad he just gets to hear me scream maki maki maa and tomaki and LOLIMO and other classic otamemes at 11 pm

No.581008

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>>580865
>>580868
>>580871
Her name is Yummy Knicker

Did you watch the video?

No.581009

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No.581010

>>581009
Why did you rename that image to "untitled" before posting it?

No.581013

>>581010
out of respect for our dear friend henri who passed way on may 20th 2020 i wish you could have met him

No.581014

always hated that norm

No.581015

what the heck am I really on ota

No.581016

welcome to ota did you know that sageing only makes your post not bump the thread to the top of the index

No.581017

it also infuriates the 'tismos because it can be used to downvote a thread or reply

No.581019

sage is not an insult

it serves to shown humbleness and it serves to show you don't believe your post is good enough to bump a thread. If you have anything important to say, then you can not use sage, so that all attention can do drawn to you, and you even send the thread to the front page, so more people can say it.

in normal situations, it is expected to sage. Sage is normal behavior. Sage is polite. Sage is not an insult.

No.581020

>>581017
>>581019
you forgot to bump

No.581021

>>581017
Greetings and welcome to /jp/! You seem to be a 4channer who is new to this board. Things operate a little bit differently here. The biggest error you seem to have committed is confusing "sage" with an attack. What "sage" does is posts to the thread without bumping it. Here on /jp/ it is used mostly in a polite manner when you want to respond to a post but do not feel that your post is important enough to bump the thread, as how "sage" was originally intended to be used.

Enjoy your stay!

No.581023

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No.581025

>>581023
Ahhhh CUTE!!!

No.581057

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>>581023
She walked into the thread and smelled Yummy Knicker


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