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the other alien

tfw waiting for my roommates to leave so i can have an anal avalanche of diarrhea

I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone who fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on me
I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
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is there anything dumber than an atheist

I hate living

To set the stage, we are students at a University in California. We met in a class about a year ago and immediately hit it off and have had a great relationship for just about the same amount of time. I really like her, in fact maybe even have stronger feelings than that and was really hoping this relationship could go places. One thing that is very different about us is that she comes from a wickedly wealthy family, her dad is in finance back on the East Coast and they have an incredible amount of money, in fact more money than I thought real people even had. So because of this she can act spoiled at times, but for the most part it’s not too bad. I’m not sure I’ll ever get get used to calling a car service vs an Uber or picking up a bar tab for a dozen friends on her Dads Amex but to her it’s just ordinary life.

Last weekend I went to her hometown on Long Island for her birthday. I was expecting her parents to be really hoigty but they were incredibly down to earth and very welcoming to a kid who grew up in Yuma. I’d never been in a house like that and it was nicer than any building I’d ever been in and it was literally on a private beach.

So the party came and it was incredible and a blast. The time for presents came and my girlfriends Dad ushered everyone out to the driveway where there was a brand new SUV with a bow on it. The house keeper even had these huge novelty scissors to cut the bow.

My girlfriend had a meltdown. I mean like she was 2 years old, someone made her eat her peas meltdown. She was screaming about it wasn’t the right brand, it wasn’t the right model, it even wasn’t the right color. Then she started screaming that she couldn’t drive that piece of shit across the country back to California and that it would just sit here and rest because she didn’t give a fuck anymore. I was in shock I mean mouth on the floor never seen anything like it in my life shock. My parents are super strict but my dad would’ve literally slap me in the face Even at 21 if I would’ve ever spoken to him like that. I was petrified that someone was filming it and it would end up on YouTube because it was that cringe worthy.

For her parents, they didn’t even really react. like I said I would’ve gotten a world of hurt from my parents if I would’ve done that but her parents are kind of like “ there there it’ll be OK will get you the car you want don’t worry about it” type thing. I was in shock at their reaction as much as I was in shPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

I have mommy issues

Pink is the color of vagina.

What's the point

arent all animes alien

Is this the /what/ administrator

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My bf and I had been together for about three years when we decided to move in together. I still have a couple of months left on my lease so I’m subletting, and more and more I’m considering moving back into my own place (which I’m sure would cause a huge fight at the least and a breakup at worst, but I’m at the end of my rope.)

We’ve been living together about two months and I am at the end of my rope. He is not a bad person (obviously) but living with him honestly reminds me of living with my mother, who was also overbearing.

Examples:

• When he gets home from work, he does a house “inspection” (he does not call it this, but i do). He goes around checking to see what’s out of place, what’s messy, etc. and if I’m not home, will text me photos of the out of place items, or what he deems too messy. It can be as excessive as a fork in the sink.

• He will just sit and stare at me sometimes, often in moments when I’d prefer not to be stared at. The most common example is when I’m eating and he isn’t. If I bring a plate into the living room so I can watch TV with him, he will sometimes pause the TV and just watch me eat. I have asked him in varying levels of annoyance why he’s watching me, and he says “Oh I just want to look at you, you’re so beautiful” or something along those lines.

• Because of the above, I’ve taken to going to another room to eat if I’m eating without him. HOWEVER, if I do that, he will question me extensively about why I need to sit in another room, why don’t I want to spend time with him, etc. even if I’m like “I’m only going to be 20 minutes!”

• This also relates to the above: if I don’t sit with him the entire time he’s home, he will grill me about why. He will call me almost every ten minutes that I’m in another room (even if in the bedroom or living room) and ask when I’ll be done, when am I coming back, etc.

• If I am in the same room with him and get up to leave, even just to go to the bathroom or get a drink, it’s like a five minute conversation about where I’m going, what am I doing, when will I be back. Just now (what sort of prompted me to write this post) I wasn’t feeling well and really had to use the restroom suddenly, and of course as I’m standing there trying to not shit my pants he’s giving me the usual questioning of where am I going, why am I leaving, can I give him a kiss before I leave, and when will I be back?
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Brossssssssssss