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>>16089
They probably did it so you would learn faster and catch up to the other boys. They needed to make up for your brain waves oscillating at half the normal rate.

>>16093
Being clinically retarded also you 3% of the population

I had a professionally administered test in kindergarten and 8th grade. (Because by that time I was refusing to do any schoolwork, and had straight Fs, they wanted to put me in retard classes).

I scored 128 on both, top 3% of the population. When people say they have a 140+ IQ, they're either in the top 0.01% of intelligence, they're lying, or they're so dumb they think some online IQ test matters.

I understand why online IQ tests are meaningless, there's hundreds of them, and one person could get vastly different results from them, they're completely unstandardized and therefor the scores are meaningless. One test could tell someone they have a 180 IQ, and the next test could tell the same person they have a 90 IQ.

With that said, the last fairly "legit" looking online IQ test I took I got 113.

>>16100
Nice bro, you beat me by 4 points. I didn't get advanced classes though. We were told that sort of thing "wouldn't be fair to the other kids". Which is funny in hindsight. But that's more or less where I've come to be recently. I laugh. I smile. I tell silly jokes. I have a beautiful life that I share with beautiful people and I have a hard time feeling anything but gratitude for everything I've been allowed to experience during my time here. I love the terrible things that have happened to me. I love the wonderful things that have happened to me.
You didn't ask, but I felt like sharing.
If you don't mind me asking friend, how have you been?

>>16264
Who are you exactly

>>16265
Just a friend. I may have never met you, but I still consider myself your friend. The exact whereabouts of "who" I have become and been are neither relevant nor pertinent to the time we spend together. In what I choose to say to you, in time you may find, whether my company is one you will apply to or resign. I hope you are doing well. It's not my life to live. I've got quite the task ahead of me of partitioning what I give.

I wonder how fun it is to roleplay on internet message boards

They can tease me if they pleases
Make my world a field of cheeses
Take the skin and peel it back
Hit me with your joke attack
I can take it. You will see.
You’ve never met a boy like me.
On this month my angel flew
Because he took a chance with you.
Led to the edge. You pushed. He fell.
His wings denied the flames of hell.
A soaring Phoenix, Orange and Red
Chose not to feed thy wolf of dread
A silver spear to shed the light
for truth and justice
for what’s right
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>>16867
Fuck off; here's your thread slide.

>>16867
>>16867
What is it from???

Most channeled beings will claim to be affiliated with the (false) light-based “Spiritual Hierarchy” which includes “arch angels,” “ascended masters” and “positive ETs.” These channeled messages are a dime-a-thousand, and more keep pouring out every day.

The dirty little secret is that these beings are beholden to the corrupt demiurge, and are waging a psychological battle on people that don’t want to be associated with any formal religious structure.

In other words, the “new age” is a multidmeinsional psychological operation designed to channel the soul energy of the “believers” of these teachings up to the “ascended” teachers.

Another one of their secrets is that most of the so-called “ascended masters” in their “hierarchy” never had a human incarnation. These are incredibly deceptive beings that are playing a game in order to garner the energy of worship.

In the real universe of non-deception, nobody would worship them, but in the illusory “sub-universe” of the corrupt demiurge, they are able to trick good-hearted people into pouring energies of love, devotion and praise into them.

As for the “arch(on) angels” they are in more or less the same category. They are not aligned with the Infinite Source of all creation, but rather they serve a lesser being posing as the creator: the corrupt demiurge. Therefore they are not what I would call angels at all.

In honor of the truly deceptive nature of these beings, I have given them a new, more accurate title: The Spiritual Liar-archy.

The two teams have to play their parts convincingly, and the dark team has really embraced their role as villainous scum ready to kill, rape, torture and do any sort of depraved thing that they can get away with.

The dark side is designed to be incredibly repugnant so that the majority of “good souls” will run to the other end of polarity, right into the “loving” embrace of one of the false light’s patriarchal religions, or to their new age religion with its legion of channels and “masters.”

Earth has been a difficult planet for the corrupt demiurge to fully control. Human beings were once very aware of their connection to Infinite Source and all of life, and that awareness has been maintained by spiritual individuals throughout the entire reign of darkness on this planet. Because this awareness could not be “beaten out of us” by the dark forces, a plan was formed to co-opt the spiritual nature of human beings.

First, patriarchal religions were formed and imposed on as many people of the world as possible. Anyone who didn’t adhere to one of the major religions was an outcast for much of history, until the last century when the “Theosophist movement” was born, which set the foundation for the “new age movement” to emerge in the 50s, 60s and 70s.

The new age movement has continued to gain momentum as it has attracted many of the people who turned away from the hypocrisy of patriarchal religion.

The corrupt demiurge seems to have an “easy answer” for any of the inner turmoil that humans experience. If religion doesn’t serve to appease an individual, then the new age will do just fine. It’s all the same to the demiurge, as long as we “pick a side” that it controls. This is why we need to transcend sides all together.

If religion can be said to be “the opiate of the masses” then channeled messages would be the “HOPIUM of the disgruntled minority.” Every channeled message that comes from the spiritual liar-archy is essentially the same when you strip away the fluffy talk and story-line that is being used to couch the message.

Here is every modern channeled message, condensed into a few lines:

“Dear ones, you are greatly beloved by all of us in the spiritual (liar)archy. We long to reunite with you, for we are your long-lost family. Stay strong and hold onto your light, because we will make our presence known to you soon. Keep waiting (and suffering) and hoping for us to come and rescue you from your situation. When we arrive, we will build a golden (c)age for you on earth.”

A common misconception is that people get wiser as time goes on

>>16827
Yeah I was wiser when I was 13 abs wisest when I was 3

Did you make a dating profile? If that didn't work you didn't write well enough.

about to start mine

>Anyone who bashes me for SnK probably wasn't even watching anime in 2013

SnK sucks ass, I'm sorry you need to be so defensive justifying the time you wasted watching it and that you're stubborn enough to pick up the new season.

>>16568
I ain't even saying SnK is that good, but people on imageboards only bash it because it's popular.

They don't sit around bashing anime that is far worse, they choose that because it's popular.

>>16569
Oh okay.
Nevermind then.

i hope nobody forgot to record the first place anime of the saeson

>>16591
You were right, this is one of the best shows this season (not saying much).

"Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme" was the OP song.

>>16591
That might belong to Funny cat girl show though.

Eromanga-sensei owns

not horny anymore but its due at 12

>>16791
Pixel?

>>16793
Nexus 6P

>>16795
Wow me too!!!!

How long does the battery usually last on yours?

>>16796
It's a great device with a fair price. I love how big it is.

>>16797
Usually around 7-10 hours.

>>16799
mine doesnt last that long do yiu thunk google willmsend me another if i complain?

>>16801
No idea, you can try.

Is this kid trying to be the new Trevor?

>>16731
Grow up it's time to get out of the womb

>>16732
I haven't even entered the anal stage, I'm still in the womb stage.

>>16733
Uh what? The anal stage isn't required or part of some linear order

>>16734
You don't even know the basics of Psychology, wow.

Everyone goes through the oral stage then the anal stage, then they want to fuck their mom or dad.

I'm stuck in the (not shown) womb stage, which comes before the oral stage.

>>16735
That shit isn't even real you retard. Read Jung

>>16736
>Read Jung
Holy shit I was just thinking about Jung. Must be synchronicity!

>>16741
Heh

your (((red pilled))) fucks are shills. refer to the merorin thread or the other syria thread on this site for the real answer of why he shelled them. the tension in the 4 coup\ntries of russia, china, america, and syria will now decline as a result of the bombing. this has covertly stopped the already false narrative of trump being "muh russian puppet" the left and nwo have none stop pushed.

My hunch is even you, OP, infant know this and/or are part of the deep government still loyal to the shillings your dark masters give you for being the ideal goyim betraying your homeland hopping to expose people like me or to lead the red pilled astray.

Get rekted by Christ released seal of kek you hover handed nsa bait boarding dweeb.
Deus Vult.
Long live the last Holy Roman Emperor Triumphed Trump; God's last trumpet.
Viva Christo Rey.