No.5506
been jerking off so much my dick feel tired
No.5513
>>5511Which /what/friend did you fall in love with?
No.5514
>>5513it's a girl… from normiebook.
No.5539
Is there anything more admirable than professing your love for an anime girl on an image board?
No.5547
>>5541It's a dating website, it's not exactly hard.
Speaking of this, I logged into my fake OkCupid account for the first time in months, and when I searched for girls I got almost nothing but (literally >95%) fat and ugly girls.
I am using this as my profile picture (they delete profiles with anime or clearly fake pics), and my guess is that they only show you people of your own caliber. So if I'm constantly getting rated as a 1/10 undesirable by the userbase, I think it might only show results with the other 1/10 super fuglies.
No.5559
hmmm
No.5561
everything is fun when done with friends
No.5563
>>5547Maybe..but one thing that's really been getting to me is that 70% of the people who PM'd me have masters degrees and full careers. While I'm only a part-timer…
This guy is a Teacher and knows 2 languages, he looks pretty good. Been talking with him for a few days now..
No.5566
Anyone of you guys know how to mix? I wanna make some mashups of my own for private use. What software should I download?
No.5567
>>5566windows movie maker
No.5568
>>55661. Pirate FL Studio
2. Download presets from Youtube (complete with Eric Prydz: Pjanoo in MIDI)
3. ???
4. Profit
No.5569
>>5563Pretty sure dating guys is haram.
No.5570
>>5569oh shit he better sacrifice his best goat to make up for this
No.5574
It's too hot bring back the cold days
No.5578
>>5577That's why you should only use proprietary free software!
No.5580
>>5503Emojis like :-) and :) should have never been shunned by 4chan.
I still see them used often by programmers to indicate sarcasm, or subtlety call you stupid/silly.
No.5583
>>5582I didn't know crossdressing had so many health benefits!
No.5586
I can just imagine the architecture, aesthetic military uniforms, the people, the national/white pride, the new technology, the beer/wine and food, the nature, intact families, girls wearing traditional dresses, optimism for the future, real community.
Snowy winters sitting in a bunker with a military jacket and a flask.
No.5587
>>5586Don't worry you'd be the loser you are now in that world too
No.5588
I'm going to take gigglebirl to a muslim country where women's/homos' rights don't exist like Turkey, Iran, or France, and then I'm going to rape her lots and lots and post the videos on whatube!
No.5589
>>5588hi, do you want to come to indonesia?
No.5591
>>5586>peopleGerman people, which are the second worst kind of people in Europe, beaten only by the French.
>national/white prideThey only had national pride, which was unwarranted because at that point they hadn't achieved nowhere near as much as a nation as the English or French had.
>wine and foodThey aren't know for their quality wine and their food consists of cold sausages.
If you're going to be any kind of 'boo, at least choose a better people/nation to admire.
No.5592
I'm a scandiboo and specialize in gropy and mordin.
No.5593
>>5591>They only had national prideTheir national pride was inseparable from racial pride.
>they hadn't achieved nowhere near as much as a nation as the English or French had.How did they not achieve more than France or England at the time though? Nazi technology developed very fast, their country was very prosperous the years pre-WWII. What did France or England do that was more notable than a revolutionary empire like the Third Reich? France was German occupied at the time, I mean are you on about?
No.5595
>>5593>How did they not achieve more than France or England at the time though?Because they didn't? France was the centre of culture and the strongest military nation in Europe for centuries before WWI happened. And the UK was the wealthiest country of the 19th century by far, with the strongest navy in the world.
>France was German occupied at the timeAnd parts of Germany were occupied by France after WWI. Your point?
No.5596
>>5594There is a vigilante movie that I wanted to watch for some time, it's called Dead Man's Shoes but I haven't gotten around to it yet…
Maybe I'll watch it on Halloween!
No.5602
>>5595Germany wasn't even a unified country until 1871 so that comparison is pretty unfair. They had a tremendous impact on history and culture considering they were just a bunch of micro-states in a shitty geographical position.
No.5604
>>5602They were sort of unified in the form of the HRE, which was the only way they ever achieved relevance. And I wouldn't call their impact "tremendous".
No.5608
>>5605You can test your CPR skills on me any time!
No.5610
>>5609Are you French Canadian, per chance?
No.5611
>>5609That sounds very ii ne…
No.5612
>>5595>>5604>France was the centre of cultureFrenchiboo
>the strongest military nation in Europe for centuries before WWI happenedAnd then they got a reputation for surrendering easily, which they still have today.
>And the UK was the wealthiest country of the 19th century by farA few elite capitalists ruling your country is what Hitler wanted to stop. He hated the international clique of greedy capitalists who held so much (political) power because of their wealth.
Speaking of just the 20th century at the very least, Germany undoubtedly had a far bigger impact on history.
No.5613
>>5612hi, do you want to come to germany?
No.5614
>>5610Only french thing about me is that I have some ancestry in France. I find there is nothing wrong with a little tongue.
>>5611Yes, I might have a hard time letting go when I start though…
No.5615
>>5612>FrenchibooStating facts isn't being a Frenchiboo.
>And then they got a reputation for surrendering easily, which they still have today.And the Germans had a reputation for being warmongering child-eating monsters, it's called propaganda and the Americans and British were mostly at fault.
>Speaking of just the 20th century at the very least, Germany undoubtedly had a far bigger impact on history.I never said they had no impact in history, just that I dislike Germans. And Hitler was a mistake.
No.5616
>>5614Just wondering, sometimes it feels like English isn't your first language
No.5617
>>5614I don't mind, you can practice your CPR on me as long as you want…
No.5618
>>5616My Mirtazapine sometimes fucks around with me when it comes to my thinking and the sedation is extremely heavy making it hard to focus. I'm also not wearing my new glasses..
>>5617Okay.
No.5622
>>5620You're playing this by dancing on a DDR mat right?
No.5623
>>5621Personally I think I can even go faster.
>>5622Nope…just a keyboard.
By the end of the day my fingers feel like they're on fire.
No.5624
How are you recording?
No.5645
that's not 4pawk…
No.5646
wow, this board sure deteriorated. good job as always /what/min
No.5652
>>5647I can be your half-asian piano birlish bf. But I'm only a little bit okay at piano, I'm sorry I really suck.
No.5658
>>5653
strong cowffee
No.5661
This is so shit, I'm going through all the pixiv artists that I like and saving all the pics I like because I'm scared that at any moment they'll just del themselves and everything they've ever published. I'm almost cry I hate this.
No.5665
>>5664>a homosexual who dabbed in Satanism….You mean you're actually, literally retarded?
No.5676
i can't take it ii like this zenzen, please just post anigirls like normal.
No.5677
Fags are disgusting.I'm glad god punished them with AIDS.
#slaythegay
No.5680
>>5679They're fag enablers so god punishes them too.
No.5684
>>5679This world isn't supposed to be perfect where nothing bad ever happens. Bad things happen to good people and God doesn't necessarily interfere.
No.5693
/what/min post the "blanc_hat.webm" webm!
No.5699
Really want to what-ch Kiki's Delivery Service with /what/friends and talk about cute /which/ girls.
No.5701
>>5699I wanna whatch it too! My PC got fried though so I probably won't be able to watch it until next weekend…
No.5702
>>5695Thank you so much, I'm so sorry to have troubled you. Please always have nice days.
No.5703
Don't forget, a well-lubricated bp "takes it easier" than an unlubricated bp!
No.5705
>>5704That sounds really shady, I wonder what kind of meat they put in that burger…
No.5706
>>5705It looked and tasted like extra lean chicken meat and overall it tasted okay, if anything happens I'll know in a few hours I'm sure…
When following strangers with vans go right.
If I don't get sick I'll head over another time, the guy was persuasive and pretty nice.
No.5707
>>5706I've heard that human meat tastes like ciken…
No.5711
One day for sure, I'll do karaoke with a big group of /what/friends (all 12 of them) and I'll sing all the coldplay songs to my special /what/friendo.
No.5714
>>5711I don't like Coldplay, can we sing something else
No.5715
>>5714I can sing adam's song by blink-182…
No.5718
>>5688Is your buddy a /what/friend too?
No.5721
>>5720And then he kills the girl.
No.5726
>>5724>>5725Lum is hotter
No.5728
>>5727Don't disagree with me ever again
No.5729
>>5728I won't if you don't say things that are wrong.
No.5732
>>5731Wish my cummer was as big as that…
No.5735
>>5734You should post that in the donut thread on /nen/!
No.5736
>>5735No one's going to your stupid site, loser.
No.5741
Friendrich Neetszche
No.5747
>>5746Is this a noodles???
No.5749
>>5744are you still stalking people
No.5752
A certain collection of subatomic particles.
No.5753
>>5752Sounds like some shitty light novel.
No.5756
>tfw no animom
No.5761
>>5760Stop posting these Shinji pictures!
No.5763
>>5762Did you upload that video just to stalk your /what/friends?
No.5773
Did you have the stone of agony attached??
No.5775
Noodles please come back…
No.5785
>>5784It doesn't, though.
No.5786
>>5784I only eat European pears and apples.
No.5787
>>5784I only eat /what/fruits.
No.5789
>>5788I hate it when that happens…
No.5790
>>5784Produce is a real gamble here.
There's a good chance that any fresh whole vegetable or fruit you buy here is terrible and hardly edible, some moreso than others. Bananas are almost always good, most tomatoes from the supermarket however will probably taste nearly inedible, most of them are picked while they're still green.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4diUdRy2YL4 No.5792
>>5507what does this means?
No.5797
>>5794I think the number one cause is that they pick the fruit/vegetables way before they're ripe and then ship them out.
Second biggest cause is probably bad genetics.
Then it's the soil quality, and pesticides/herbicides/fertilizers used.
In general they do everything they can to be as cheap as possible without any regard to how well the produce will taste.
No.5802
>>5798Perceived as higher profit for them, although I question how profitable it could be compared to just growing the produce properly. Literally their entire business relies off scamming people with their inedible produce, how sustainable is that? Unfortunately the supermarkets keep buying their shit produce because they know they'll still get unlucky customers buying it.
No.5822
All the fruit I get tastes good. You guys are just making stuff up.
No.5823
>>5818He fucked up.
Should be more common to own a fire extinguisher in your house, he could have stopped it with that.
No.5827
>>5825Which one of the rabbits is she?
No.5832
I had a weird dream where I was in a science lab at college and we were dissecting sea slug things that were like giant sperm from a whale. Anyway, a cute girl tried to stick her finger in my bp and I got scared and she said it was okay and that it's just what friends do, so I let her stick her finger in my bp.
No.5833
>>5832I'd never let a grouse girl do something like that to me!
No.5835
>>5834Post your youtube channel
No.5836
>>5834you probably just left your account logged in, why would she look at your history well i guess i cant read normals minds so i dont know what they would do but i wouldn't look at anyones browser history because i dont really care what other people do.
No.5840
Someone post the ho ho ho it's christmas time chen video!
No.5841
>>5837i like that like 5 of my posts on your video and you even used my gayspasm gif
No.5843
>>5842Nerds
(jk I want to be that blissfully autistic)
No.5852
>>5845Baking cakes with your frens…
No.5856
>>5855I remember that video!
No.5861
All this cake reminded me of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA
> Last week, LazyTown Entertainment filed a second takedown notice in order to take us down. They seem to forget that I won last time. After a short talk with YouTube they decided to restore everything.Haha, I can only imagine the creators of Lazy Town watching this video and getting mad because they feel entitled to profit from it.
No.5864
>>5863Yes his childhood friend was acting very mean…
No.5868
>>5863it's sad & gay. perfect for /what/
No.5869
I spent my birthday being sick… I don't want to cough anymore it hurts
>>5867hi you summoned me
No.5871
>>5869please dont leave….
No.5874
Where did the /what/bee post go….
No.5878
>>5869Happy birthday…You are always sick, I hope you get better
No.5881
>toughest combat course in the world
>Ranger Physical Fitness Test (RPFT) requiring the following minimums:
>Push-ups: 49 (in 2 minutes, graded strictly for perfect form)
>Chin-ups: 6 (performed from a dead hang with no lower body movement)
Lmao, look at how incredibly unbalanced that is, you have to do 49 perfect form push-ups but then they only ask you to do 6 chin ups? Are these niggers walking around with huge triceps/chest and no biceps/lats?
No.5882
>>5881Umm, all those sorts of things are just the entry requirement.
No.5883
>>5882>Days 1–3 of training. Historically, it accounts for 60% of students who fail to graduate Ranger School.And it manages to pick out 60% of the people who can't make it.
I'm not saying the rest of the course isn't harder, just saying that asking someone to do 49 push ups but only 6 chin-ups is laughably unbalanced. 49 push ups takes some muscle and endurance, anyone can do 6 chin-ups.
No.5885
>>5883The average number of pull ups in the US is 1
No.5886
The things I do when I can't sleep…
https://a.pomfe.co/qilokob.mp4(File too large to upload here.)
No.5891
People need to stop posting Chris-chan's diseased taint all over 4chan.
It is intrusively in my thoughts.
No.5892
>>5881it's not like pushups give you particularly big muscles anyway
No.5894
>>5892You shouldn't underestimate calisthenics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcFPhyjL5QMThis guy only does calisthenics.
No.5895
>>5894Yes, there are people who do dedicated calisthenic routines that can build a good amount of muscles, but the average person won't be getting big pecs and lats just doing military training anytime soon.
These calisthenic routines involve a lot of of changed varieties of common exercises to increase leverage, it's not just busting out 200 pushups.
No.5896
>>5895I never implied that they had big triceps/chest just from push ups or calisthenics, they could have got the muscle required to do 49 push ups from weight training. I'm just pointing out how unbalanced the requirements are, it is funny to me because of how difficult 49 push-ups is compared to how easy 6 chin-ups is.
Some people think they're going to get jacked because they do 20 push-ups a day, but I think you're underestimating them. They can effectively build muscle, especially when you make them as difficult as possible (slow controlled properly flexing muscles), or doing harder variants like decline push-ups, rather than make them easier so you can preform large amounts of them.
I realized just how important your psychological state is to bilateral workouts. When doing a push-up for example you have to psychologically make yourself evenly distribute that weight across both sides of your body. If you don't actively try to evenly distribute the work between both sides you will end up with your dominant arm sub-consciously doing more work, and a muscular imbalance.
You have to mentally work your chest into it, you can easily be putting all the workout on just your arms. You have to mentally acknowledge all the muscles you're working when you preform an exercise, and you have to flex/feel them while doing the exercise in a slow and controlled manner. There is a huge difference in the effectiveness of someone doing push-ups like this and someone just trying to rapidly do as many push-ups as they can.
No.5897
One of my arms gets a lot more exercise than the other.
No.5904
>>5903I'd congratulate him on beating a fag be he seems to be a fag, too. These mentally ill subhumans can't even get along with their own kind let alone the general populace.
Oh well, better throw another parade where everyone dresses like freaks and shoves dildos into one another's ass. That'll get people on their side.
No.5905
>>5904shut the fuck up fag
No.5909
>>5907That's what you'll be doing, pussy boy.
*powers up*
No.5911
>>5910Maybe it's because your family members aren't trying to get into your pants.
No.5912
>>5910it's because your family actually knows you for the shit person you are, while strangers do not have this privilege
No.5913
>>5911That might be the most likely case…
People either hate me or want to get into my pants.
It's an okay existence…
No.5915
>>5914"almost as crazy as a danipost "-award
No.5916
>>5915CRAZY!!!!
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
No.5917
>>5914Your sister is just trying to get into your pants.
No.5918
>>5917I think he said something about being adopted before so it might be true!
No.5920
>>5917>>5918Too bad for her he's a mentally ill homosexual.
No.5921
>>5920You mean luckily for her
No.5923
>>5918What does that have to do with anything?
No.5924
>>5923Because it would be grouse if they were actually related!
No.5926
>>5925Yeah, you're pretty sorry alright.
No.5930
>>5929Don't be mean, chuupyon is my fren!
No.5935
>Ask a doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex
Everytime I see a Viagra commercial this part gets me, imagine a doctor telling you that you'll probably die trying to jack off or have sex.
No.5941
I hope I'm reborn as a cute nice anime girl like a keion or a tamayura or a gochuumon.
No.5943
>>5941Reincarnation doesn't exist, you die and go to the Abrahamic heaven, where you will look like an ideal form of yourself.
Or if you're too fucked up you can choose from a set of defaults, number 12 looks just like you.
No.5949
>>5948wish i had big boobies like that since my bf likes them but i'll always be flat chested sigh
No.5952
Have you tried osu?
No.5954
>>5952Nope but I want to, it's pretty fun training my fingers to move faster…all I need to do is figure out what the metre signature the song uses and the BPM with it and all I do is count while synchronizing my fingers to the rhythm.
Songs that uses a repetitive OONCE are the best for practice.
Good example of an OONCE (some people might know this song since it's old as fuck..)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmunQAe1_eI No.5955
I'm too scared to talk to any of the steamfriends on steam like 1hgooebly and a_friendo and wimmybunne. /what/ should I doushiyou?
No.5959
>>5955Just ask them if they want to play geemus with you!
No.5962
>>5959i think he just wants to erp
No.5963
>>5962no, that's not true, i only want to be friends with them and play nice games and talk about nice things and stuff.
No.5966
>>5955sorry to bring terrible news but a_friendo and wimmybums are both dead RIP
No.5967
>>5966wimmybun was online one day ago! a_friendo seems to be dead though… I wanted to play more wixoss with him too…
>>5963I can be your steam /what/friendo, just post your id!
No.5969
>>5968That's okay, don't be sorry!
We can become steam friendos once you have more time!
No.5970
>>5955uhh you can talk to me I'm not scary or anything
No.5971
wimmy is a gentle, rude and professional erper he has a phd in erp science and works hard everyday to get better and teach others
when you add him on steam remember he loves to be called by nicknames based on his name like willyluls or wimmybum or wimmycums and your best way to approach him is buying him some hot otaku games like huniepop i spent around 40000 mexican pesos but now she is my best friend forever
eleven facts about wimmy
- his favorite console is the ps4
- he is a little girl around 13 years old
- wimmy killed the leader of the most dangerous band of her county and brought peace to the world
- his motto is 'don't erp'
- on lonely nights likes to ride his horse along the beach
- his personality changes when he gets on his bike
- he is studying to be a vet in the best university of new mexico
- sometimes his dad likes to check his steam chats to be sure nothing wrong is happening to his little daughter
- his dad will also speak with you on mic he is a friendly foe
No.5973
"things i'd do to wimmy"
No.5974
>>5973play doctors with him
No.5978
>>5973play tree of savior with him
No.5987
I hate that there are nice /what/friends, probably right now, masturbating by themselves because they're lonely while there are cute /what/friends that would love to make them feel good but but they can't because they're also lonely.
No.5988
>>5987They could always use the /what/cummer maid for their cummer needs.
No.5991
test
No.5996
>>5995Does that mean you accept your homosexuality?
No.6001
>>5995A U T I S M
U
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I
S
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No.6016
What happened to a_friendo? I want to play wixoss with him…
No.6018
>>6016ded, with rain like time in the tears.
No.6021
>>6020I'm sure he's just on vacation….
No.6022
>>6021Yeah, a journey just like elsy and rabi lmao he ded dude FUCKING LOL
No.6023
>>6022flower anon went on a journey too….