No.5801
>>5799Basically hearing about any achievment other than getting pussy and pussy-adjacent achievements I don't care.
PhD? Idc. Rich? Idc. Tell me about the sex you're having and I'll be jelly.
No.5803
>>5799he'll be replaced by ai soon your tile laying skills will be forever
No.5909
>>5891who cares about your junk describe the sex and the whore
No.5912
She was a 53/100. B cups, low body fat, 5'7, nice buttocks, hair done in a bun but there was something slightly off about her face nothing disfiguring though, really kind of average on the lower end.
she started off with a bj for about 4 minutes which I still don't enjoy, girls tend to use their teeth albeit not deliberately, i don't know maybe if i ever get a steady partner the experience might change without a condom. afterwards she asked me about my favorite position to which i replied i like to do girls prone bone ie them laying on the bad and me mounting on top. so she layeth there, i jams it in, start thrusting, slowly at first you know it's true you really can't force it beyond like a couple inches at first girls need some time to warm up. after about a minute of pointless in and out i began to speed up.
grabbed her by the neck and kept pounding at moderate speed for 10 minutes then her cunt started making strange squishy noises. she claimed she was coming but who knows that's a prostitute after all, although around this time she definitely stopped her fake moaning and switched to heavy breathing i guess after realising that there are one or two things i'm capable of. i sped up again at which point i was really ramming into her. started breaking sweat. after 6 or 7 minutes i couldn't physically continue, i was super sweaty and had to pull out. i could feel her vagina at first but by this stage there was little tactility left with her inner walls so the whole act was really getting pointless
she tried to jack me off with lube and her hand but i couldn't finish from that either so i just took a shower, we talked a bit while i dressed and i got out of there. what i liked most is that her apartment had mirrors on either side of the bed so i could look at myself do this slut from several angles like patrick bateman. that's cool
i should say i did rub one out before meeting her and if you want my advice you should too if you're going to see a rent a foid. it's leagues better than being a one pump chump and reaching climax in 3 minutes
No.5914
>>5912What's the specs of your pener, also what did you talk about with the broad.
No.5915
>>5912so what you're saying you didn't even get to cum
seems great
>i should say i did rub one out before meeting herbut that's completely purpose defeating and experience ruining, who cares if you don't last long? the prostitute certainly doesn't, so i'm guessing you're doing this because of your ego which is still kinda dumb
No.5916
sigh does whatmin have aids hiv or stds
No.5917
>>5914that's the fifth girl that commented I'm big which I guess means that I am firmly average (6"3/11), though i do have some difficulty jamming it at first it's really tight in there. all i did was ask her if she moves around a lot and then she complained about how her clients like to haggle over price i don't know it seems reasonable to me to pay a girl 90 pounds to bang her while there are simps out there that pay hundreds of dollars to virtual onlyfans whores whom they are never going meet in real life
>>5915it's not. it's fun to really, really ram a slut for 20 minutes, gives you a massive confidence boost besides not letting me get off is an ego blow for her not me
No.5918
>>5917he was obviously asking for your dick size tardo, or are you saying you're 11 inches long?
>gives you a massive confidence boostyeah, that's what i meant when i said that you're doing it for your ego, rather than, you know, actually satisfying the base sexual urge which you seem to take care of by rubbing out one beforehand so you can't even cum when you're actually doing the real thing
No.5922
>>5917I'm almost or exactly the same, but I'm forever alone and permanent virgin. Maybe you can answer for me, something I've wondered is that if I really really stretch back the skin and angle my pecker down enough, it can read as 7 inches on a ruler. However, I'm 90% sure that that would be impossible to ever actually achieve in action, maybe you know? Also how much of the pecker do you feel is actually used or is it all the way to the pubic bone every time?
>>5918What, do you think he's talking about his height? There's not that many 6 and a half inch midgets walking around, at least where I live.
No.5923
die sex-havers
No.5924
>>5922yes if you're doing doggy or prone bone there is always an inch or inch and a half that is anatomically impossible to cram in her vagina even if you try to go as deep as you can. deeper, full length thrusts feel great but there is always a risk of it popping out make sure the head always stays in that's your cutoff. from what i gather there is really no downside to having a bigger schlong no matter how much cope you hear from dicklets especially as a man there is literally larger sensitive working area for you to feel. it's a bit different for women because they get off on the idea who's railing not their equipment them but yeah ironically if you're a guy bigger = better.
you can do missionary and it will fit pretty much all the way but it's really boring and can get awkward staring at each other. all in all it's something you save for your special sweetheart not a prostitute especially if you want to lie down on her it can get very intimate cuddles and kisses and such
from what i've heard on the internet and personally heard from two (2) girls they prefer either cowgirl or doggy. the former gives them better control and lets them enjoy it the way they like it and the latter is all round more natural because of the anatomy you're rubbing against both her g spot and stimulating her clit from the inside. that's how it's done in the wild after all. if you're worried about your size you shouldn't, with nearly 7 inches you are hung more than enough to do doggy and that's all that matters, what you need to worry about is lasting more than 5 minutes in that position
nobody does crazy things like full nelson like you seen in doujins leave it to professional porn actors
No.5925
oh yeah and the plapping sound is awesome
No.5926
hate nonvirg normshit interlopers
No.5928
>>5924Cool, now I can imagine this neat facts when looking at doujinshi
No.5932
whatmin herpes
No.5933
>>5922when i typed in 6"3 into cm it said 190cm it's not my fault american mesaurmants are dumb
>>5931this guy isn't whatmin
No.5934
whatmin wouldn't damn himself in the eyes of the Lord.. r-right?
No.5935
People in relationships have sex almost every day. Picture your steambook game but it's sex and it lists all your achievements and shows how many hours you spent doing it. Of course they are going to have tons of experience and they don't really think of sex as something special and neither should you it's just an activity akin to taking shower
No.5971
>>5935What if I don't use steam
No.5972
what if i take baths instead of shower
No.5975
>>5971>>5972It's over. You'll never sleep with a woman
No.5978
whatmin got aids
No.5979
whatmin hasn't actually posted in days where is that dweeb
No.5980
whenever whatmin's not in a thread all the other posters should be asking "where's whatmin?"
No.5982
been tired and having to take a 2 hour nap every day in the evening think im losing my virile young jpsie energy
No.5985
<3 Gracie
For once they did some good character design