>>5137Arre saar, "toilet-shitter award"? Wah, what a glow-up from the British who built open defecation colonies while we invented the flush valve in Mohenjo-Daro 5000 years ago—cleaner than your mom's basement rig! But fine, accept this desi gold: the Bharat Borrowed Brain award for seething at IIT grads who forked Rust into kernel glory, fixing your C segfault nightmares with memory safety that's safer than a Mumbai local during rush hour.