No.8985
>>8984that feel when I don't work in a clandestine professional chemistry lab.
No.8991
Whatmin the fag
No.8996
*whips out cummerina*
No.8999
>>8996*slices off cummerina*
No.9002
Watched Uncut gems. It was really good. Enjoyed every bit of anxiety it gave me.
No.9006
Where is Bulma?
No.9007
>>9006Missing in action.
we madotsuki blog thread now
No.9100
"Ask not what others can do for you, but what you can do for others." - Sonic the Hedgehog
No.9103
>>9102Fake there's obviously no Japanese to English translator that works that well.
No.9105
>>9104Dark Souls Aslyum Demon.mp4
No.9108
>>9104who is the girl at 0:33
No.9170
>>9169She told me she already has a pussy and doesn't need another one.
No.9172
>>9164what a whore, no offense
No.9173
>>9170Ouch she owned you bro
No.9230
>>9229you're in whomo territory now friendo
No.9234
>>9232/what/ has had periods of unironic gayness as far back as the Denis and Gropy era, nufren.
No.9343
Hello is Rin-anon still here?
No.9345
>>9343Yo, Rin-anon here, sup dawg
No.9440
>>9383do you administrate rin-ch?
are you rinmin???
No.9490
>>9440Yeah I suppose, but I haven't touched the site in years.
No.9500
>>9383wow they are eating pizza. that's amazing
No.9794
>>9793I only know that 40C is hot in the metric system.
No.9795
>>979430 is hot but tolerable
i imagine 40 would be uncomfortable, having never experienced it, even with low humidity
No.9796
>>979440c is 104F, 30 is 86.
>>9793Late summer is the worst. The humidity gets really high in here.
No.9882
Hello
Is this the /what/board I've heard about?
I'm here to make frens.
No.9883
>>9882I'll be your friend if you post a photo of your bp.
No.9884
>>9883I just want a fren for now though. Do I still have to show my bp?
No.9887
>>9884You can be my fren, no bp necessary
No.9888
>>9629There's too many vtubers now, I'm overwhelmed and don't follow anyone anymore. I wish we were still in those early relaxed days…
No.9899
Do you think everyone at work knows that I wear girl shirts because they notice my shirts all button up right over left??
No.9938
Someone on /ota/ wants me to stick it in them. Should I do it?
No.9958
New Zealand-anon was stuck in the floods.
New Zealand-anon was literally soaked apart.
RIP in pieces.
No.9959
>>9939Really want to cum in a skirt wearer
No.9960
>>9959>>9939Nagisa is a boy, you faggots
No.9961
>>9960no boy would ever wear a skirt, thats gay
No.9962
>>9961Just watch the anime, it's quite good
No.9981
>>9959What a coincidence getting cummed in raw while wear skirt is my dream.
>>9958Not kiwi boy! Maybe he's okay…
>>9960Still cute even in his boy mode!
No.9990
>>9981im fine
never even been to that part of the country
No.10002
>>9995you're probably the gayest /what/friend on /what/ at the moment.
No.10006
oops, i was meant to point toward the other post.
No.10015
>>9981You're like yukitsuki if he was a gay slut
No.10067
>>10024wow, get a load of this newfren, i bet he or she wasn't even around for the birthday threads. lol let's be nice to this person and maybe you can have a birthday card this year too.
LMAO
No.10089
>>9981what kind of skirt would you wear?
No.10091
>>10067Rude I doubt anyone would remember anyway, there is also the issue of my real birthdate its unknown on whatever it's on Oct 24th or 23rd.
No.10101
>>10091uhh how can you not know your own birthday? isn't it on your driver's license, passport, birth certificate and literally every other state-issued document?
No.10106
>>10101It's a very complex story I'm birth certificate has two dates on it so it can go either way, I also have two official and legal names.
It was never fully explained to me why this happened. So yeah I have two identities technically, normally I go with the 23rd since it's the same date as Sakuras from card captors.
No.10124
>>10120Why do you think you are like this?
No.10127
>>10124what else is there even to do
people my age normally have families or at least a partner/social group to fill their time with
No.10141
>>10091I'll have you know that birthday thread anon never missed a single /what/fren's birthday ever during the entire tenure…
No.10146
>>10145You just didn't sign up for it, you noodlehead.
No.10290
dumb whomos
No.10296
Dumb whomos wanting their bums full of cums
No.10298
Fags
No.10312
Sometimes when I make eye contact with a girl, sometimes they smile at me sometimes. I've been trying really hard to practice smiling back at people and I think I'm getting a little bit better at it over the years.
Make sure you practice these sorts of things so you can try being nicer to someone and maybe they feel nicer too about it!
No.10314
>>10312I once saw a girl with blueish green hair and I told her "your hair looks amazing" and she smiled at me and said "thank you"
No.10315
ii ne
No.10318
she wanted to be impregnated
No.10325
>>10312They're just being nice dude
No.10334
>>10325well yeah obviously. i made it clear it's just about being nice to people.
No.10393
Whabmin
Windows user had carriage returns and line feeds in their file and it was incompatible so I told em how to use sed to remove it like true hacker, are you proud of me???
No.10394
>>10393There's a program on Linux systems called "dos2unix" and "unix2dos" that translates Unix and Windows newlines.
They could've used that on the Windows Subsystem for Linux 2
No.10395
>>10394Yeah, there's a few ways, tr is a pretty simple one, you can probably even do it from within vim or something, but whabmin likes sed so I had to use that!
No.10447
>>10446Stupid fucking zoomer, you'll get used to it and like it better with time. You'll eventually forget what the old layout even looked like.
No.10452
>>10449It actually doesn't look bad. It's a normal floating WM that can use tint2 panel.
I've used Openbox for 8 years though, and Openbox has had almost no changes to the code since, but it still works great.
No.10457
>>10456I know this feel but not with pixiv.
You try to close tabs from a site and end up with 100 more.
No.10458
>>10457pixiv is nice because it runs the algorythm meme on you
they present you images based on the ones that you already like
so it's kinda like a booru with tags but automated in a way
No.10462
>>10106umm, from all the things i saw, Sakura's birthday is April 1…
No.10466
>>10462I guess it is? I know I've read on a few sites that said it was Oct 23rd but that was a very long time ago. Maybe it got mixed up at some point…
Sites are saying now that April 1st is Sakura's and Oct 23rd being Nakuru's but it's gotta be the other way around..
No.10467
cummeied again
No.10469
>>10464*squirts poo into your face*
No.10472
who even posts on ota
No.10473
>>10472Incels,hopeless romantics,edgelords, autistic spergs…
No.10475
>>10473Don't forget incomparable homos.
No.10486
>>10473>>10474Which one of these are you
No.10512
>>10511Do you look like 2b
No.10531
is that denis back again??
dumb whomos
No.10585
>>10579He died of full blown aids…
No.10591
>>10567Whats your favourite count at, I'm at like 1400
No.10594
>>10593hey Simpsons poster do you watch this channel?
https://youtu.be/jHzKULMfbg4 No.10598
>>10594I do. It's great….
Fuck off whatmin
No.10601
>>10594lmao what in the actual fuck
No.10617
>>10598I'm not whatmin……..
No.10637
>>10635This show very good soundtrack
No.10646
Wish i had a nice onee-san when I was growing up. Nothing lewd, just someone who i could trust and talk about fem things.
No.10653
Sigh… Just looked in the mirror and remembered how ugly I am…
No.10661
>>10653I do this sometimes
No.10679
grrr oatmin let his certificate expire again!
i haet oat!!!
No.10680
>>10679Oh no, where am I going to post about foids and politics now?
No.10691
>>10688What's her took took
No.10699
>>10679Hallelujah!!!
Thank the gods!!
No.10872
9/10 chance it's some BR hiding behind that Tor ip
No.10894
lost my V-card
real sex is more about the social aspect than getting off, really. an onahole or a vibrator are better stimulation than any woman or man.
But cunnilingus is just as fun as I thought it would be.
No.10895
>>10894>an onahole or a vibrator are better stimulation than any womanNo fucking way, this isn't true.
But still I'm jelly.
No.10897
>>10895>>10896Yeah bro. Human anatomy just cant offer as strong sensation. It does feel good, better than just your hand, but its really about the social aspect of doing it with someone else. which is fun, but American cultures fixation with it goes way over the top.
No.10898
>>10897Cope the fuck more. The" social aspect" makes it so much hotter and a totally different experience
Maybe fuck a girl you're actually attracted to
No.10899
I can't imagine life without sex tbh. I will probably kill myself if my wife ever leaves me.
No.10900
>>10899Jesus that's a yikes
No.10907
I've spent 1/30 of my salary on prostitutes in the past year
No.10913
>>10894The wording of this posts confuses me why was it prudent to mention vibrators and "or a man" only to end the post saying you enjoyed cunnilingus by doing so you just implied that your a girl that received…then there is the onahole bit. That confuses matters even more.
It's either your a girl that's generalizing or secretly gay and would have had a better time with a boy.
No.10914
>>10913I know this is Denis because he's still retarded and can't fucking spell "you're".
No.10917
>>10907I want to pay for sex in a cheaper and more direct way than the more expensive forms of prostitution like "having a girlfriend".
I don't know how to get prostitutes though now that craigslist and backpage aren't a thing.
No.10921
>>10914He's also ugly as fuck. Have you seen him now? He aged like milk
No.10936
>>10898She was pretty cute, and I liked her personally too.
It definitely makes it a 'different experience' but not in the sense of being like masturbating but WAY HOTTER and WAY BETTER.
It is fun and hot, Id reccomend it, but its not actually like the apex of human existence you obsessed incels act like it is.
Nah though, youd know better wouldnt you? LMAO.
No.10959
>>10936Dude, you are bad at sex and you had a shitty experience if you actually had good sex you would be masturbating to the memory
No.10977
>>10975I have boots and socks a little bit like those.
No.10981
Remember when /qa/ was good?
No.10996
Remember when this place was good?
No.11046
>>11040yeah he finally went through with the sex change+racial reassignment surgery
No.11093
>>11088nothing stopping the one on the right doing the same
No.11105
>>11088I have a lot of thoughts on this but I dont want to write an essay
1. physical appearance takes effort too
2. the masses have always been criticized for their taste
3. there's a reason people say get a job that makes you happy
No.11106
>>11105>1. physical appearance takes effort too The girl on the left is more attractive though.
No.11110
>>11107>>11106You mean on the right, right?
No.11117
>>11110Yes I meant on the right.
No.11132
>>10998did he do a cummie
No.11145
>>11046Huh never think he would do that kinda strange of him to fuck someone who looks like is former self is this some kind of hate fuck thing?
No.11151
Why does literally every futaba cosplaying look like a tranny
>>11149 No.11152
>>11151That's just tiktok
No.11170
>>11169She looks like a dommy Mommy
No.11539
I just accidentally touched an outlet with a wet hand and nothing happened. I guess outlets aren't as dangerous as my parents made them out to be.
No.11542
>>11539It would just feel a small buzz in your fingers and arm. I used to purposely touch metal currents when I was a kid to feel that buzz I think I was always a masochist
No.11620
>>11619There's probably an American one too
No.11641
It's spicy cheetos sunday.
No.11729
>This sign in attempt was made on:
>Devicechrome, windows nt
>WhenMarch 1, 2020 8:36:35 PM PST
>Where*Russia, 109.248.205.217
hackers use chrome apparently, why cheeky slav trying to hack me??
No.11730
>>11729Could be a fake user agent.
No.11731
>>11730yeah probably, i just thought it was warau
No.11744
>>11738did you fuck his trannybutt in the alley later?
No.11749
>>11738Should have punched that tranny in the face.
No.11758
Someone did a shitpost of this on ota…
No.11762
I've been very occupied and focused on my
"Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner - Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army" game that I now have forgotten all about this and 80% of what even happened…
>>11749That's not okay.
>>11758Never been there had a link once but lost it.
No.11803
I just nuked the root directory on my laptop fucking with directory escapes. I don't even know how. All my brand-new emacs revisions that I spent all week on got fucking obliterated before I could push it. I want to kill myself I want to myself I want to kill myself
No.11815
>>11745I would like to fuck this girl.
No.11817
>>11762It's not only ok, it's required. So that tranny FREAK
No.11962
always bee frens.
No.11984
Whatmin Tries To Name All Pokemon, Funny Video, Watch Now
No.11989
>>11988What about my boring?
No.12084
>>12082I fucked my babysitter when I was 9, nice try though fag.
No.12089
>>12084mentally ill femdom freak
No.12156
I had a very funny dream where it was Lord of the Rings when Frodo starts sneaking across Mordor except Frodo and Sam are replaced with Spongebob and Patrick.
Spongebob killed a ringwraith by throwing a sack of peanuts at it.
I laughed a lot it was a very happy dream.
Then the ringwraith returned to the mortal realm as a cute asian girl that wanted to have sex with me.
The dream got a bit lewd after that.
No.12157
I really want to die
No.12202
Wowsers bowsers
No.12252
>>12248Mondays are always epic. I fucking LOVE Mondays.
No.12261
>>12250You have to use a good quality spray on it that kills it fast or an old shoe or something that you don't really care about.
Alternatively, a big glass jar or a shoebox or something, and being very brave.
If you're not limited on time, you can just wait until it goes away. But it might show up again in a time and place you don't expect!
No.12274
>>10959Update:
stayed with this girl for a few days
came six times in 24 hours
had masturbated to the thought of sex with her earlier
had a lot of fun. ill probably masturbate to the thought of her looking up at me while deepthroating me later.
This poster is still delusional and neurotic about sex and its still not the pinnacle of all human experience or a massively life changing thing
My life would still be fine and similar if I was still a virgin.
this girl is a succubus though and if she gets her hands on me again Ill certainly collapse dead from exhaustion at the end of it, please send help.
No.12367
Looks like someone ran out of his meds again.
No.12396
>>12392literally this, ever since mr spider died of old age i've had to kill 2 flies daily untill a new one moved in
No.12397
I'd let spider-chan live here but only if she actually did her job, why don't she eat cockroaches and stuff?
If she just bumming around she gonna get the boot in one way or another.
No.12407
>>12397I once saw a spider and a cockroach fight it out and the roach won sadly because the spider couldn't figure out were to pierce to get around the roaches hard shell.
No.12414
>>12413suck my cummerina dude
No.12418
Women always look so big and tall in photos but when you see them in real life they are actually really tiny
No.12419
>>12418Have you considered that you may just be a giant as well?
No.12435
>>12418I always overestimate the height of people, only realizing they are like a good 15-20 cm away when I'm close to them. People in my height seem like fucking giants. Funny how that works. I'm not even 2m or anything really tall
No.12440
>>12437That's only true for females your height.
No.12443
hang on what was >>12345
No.12453
Probably shit
>>12345
No.12456
There was possibly literal link to pizza on nen before but I was too scared to click it on it so i deleted my browsing history and reinstalled windows.
No.12508
>>12456i wonder if any nenzens ordered pizza
No.12509
/what/ makes you thot, say NO to /what/
No.12513
What makes you, thot, say no to /what/?
No.12515
>>12513Don't remix my post, narc!
No.12518
/what/ makes: you. Thot say: "no". To what?
No.12543
grrr, I've been jerking off my /what/friend for almost an hour now and he still hasn't cummed, how can i make him cum already??
No.12544
>>12543give his cummer a smooch
No.12617
>>12616I wonder how many /what/boys have tried this on their own bp…
No.12688
Kill me with your smooch.
No.12689
>>12616weeb girls are always so slutty..
No.12696
I bet elsy and remi-anon have extremely cute feminine handwriting.
No.12698
Who the HELL are elsy and remi-anon?
No.12699
>>12698two homos who pretend to be girls that other fags erp with.
No.12700
Am I a girl?
Am I a boy?
What does that even mean?
I'm somewhere in between
No.12718
lmao pissmin is having a meltdown
No.12762
>>12761a bunch of posts got deleted, you can try to piece it together by looking at /trans/ if it piques your 'tism.
No.12771
>>12762/trans/ was not the board i thought it would be…
No.12845
>>12761Based kissmin owning and banning the spergs.
Need to post there more often didn't even know frog posting was auto banned.
No.12893
>>12761>Newcomers you need to remember that it's your job to adapt to Pissu and not the other way around. I don't want to start deleting stuff because people won't assimilateLmao what a fag
No.12915
can't sleep need to rest
No.12923
>>12916Why hide your email when you already posted it here hundreds of times?
No.12973
>>12923That's not chuuupyon if that's what you think!!
No.13252
>>13160Dolls are cute but robo ones scare me
T. I own three
No.13253
>>13252How much of an incel autistic do you have ty be to buy one of those
No.13326
>>13159phew it's just a cute! doll robot
i thought he was gonna pull out his c*mmer and hotglue her
No.13334
>>13253Stick to fumos kid
No.13336
>>13334WTF is a"fumo"
It's a fucking stuffed animal doll stop with your fucking cringe weeb terms
No.13337
>>13336i could fucking kick your ass if i wanted to
No.13343
>>13338Bro you're such a malder lmao
No.13371
malder n (plural malders) A historic unit of volume, equivalent to the amount of grain that one was allowed to mill at one time.
huh
No.13378
>>13371Search engines can't save you
No.13390
GameStop IS an essential business 👨💼👩💼 that should be kept open 👐📭 during these trying 😥 times. 🕗🕕🕜 How else am I supposed to get a copy of Animal 🐱🐶🐰 Crossing 🚸🤞 New 🆕️ Horizons 🌅 so I can pay 🤑💸💷💰 off my "debt" 😏😩🤤 🤜💦 to Tom Nook 🦝 with or without his consent? 😋😳🥴🤭 I know I'm supposed to social 👫👬👭🗣 distance 🚶♂️🙅♂️🚫 right ➡️👉 now, but how am I supposed to survive without Thomas putting his deposit 💳💰 into my town's 🏢🏫🏘 sperm 💦 bank? 🏦🏧 I will NOT 🚫 be able to survive ☠💀 quarantine 😷🤧 otherwise! 🤷♂️🤷♀️ Therefore, GameStop 🎮 should stay as open as much as Nook's 🦝 "Cranny" 🍑🍆 will be in a few minutes 😋😘😝🤪😳🤤😩😖😏
No.13393
>>13390Why not just order it on Amazon?
No.13396
delivery drivers aren't paid enough to be essential
No.13466
>>13459Owned that fucking pedo