No.13975
I wanted to make the new thread!! GRRRrRrrrRrRrrrr!!!~!!~!!!~~~~
No.14003
>>14001You work at some place that has you go buy RAM modules irl with a company pickup truck?
Women are horrible there's nothing you can do, next she'll be claiming sexual harassment if you look at her the wrong way.
No.14004
>>14003>You work at some place that has you go buy RAM modules irl with a company pickup truck?I know it sounds confusing and weird…
>Women are horrible there's nothing you can do, next she'll be claiming sexual harassment if you look at her the wrong way.I'm afraid the only thing I can do is to ignore her but I hope she stops making me feel like shit.
No.14011
/what/ nowadays looks like the autistic bastard mulatto son of old /what/ with /gnfos/
No.14016
>>14014No, only edgelords and
bad people smoke.
No.14023
>>14011Remember when /what/ was good?
No.14029
>>14023pre-Dani /what/ was great.
No.14030
>>14029pre-dani /what/ was less embarassing.
No.14033
*squirms gayly wiggling around*
No.14035
>>14034where do you work? candydoll? lmao
No.14042
>>14041neptunia 2 is really fun play it after neptunia 1
No.14049
>>14034where do you work? candydoll? lmao
No.14052
>>14050
>Can someone explain to me how this even works?
what's to explain
No.14055
Wow, a deleted post~ I'm gonna del my post too!!
No.14065
File: 1488642040465.png (Spoiler Image, 1.75 MB, 1871x1505, 5056cb30a9875828d92f634caa….png)
>>14055Why don't you delete this?
No.14080
>>14077I thought it was going to be a mix of the characters saying dumb stuff over top music.
No.14088
Oops I was EP 15 and not 12.
>>14080I am planning on that once I smooth out my instruments more.
They sound wrong but still kind of worked.
No.14104
>>14100It really was; I re-watched it this month and I enjoyed it more than any other anime released in the last 8 years.
No.14137
>Someone says they're 18 on 4chan
Weird to see younger generations, because not too long ago I was so young that there was no younger generations. I want to tell him to never use 4chan, it is a mistake.
No.14138
>>14137You should stop spending time around them, you're starting to sound like a 4channer with that unsourced quote!
No.14139
>>14065I'm always afraid to open spoilered pics on /what/, but I'm glad I opened this one.
No.14140
>>14139You're welcome, dude. I don't like to post gross stuff, at least not here.
No.14144
>>14138LMAO he's one of them now
No.14147
4pq is really stupid and unpleasant too
No.14148
>>14147>stupidI have a 180 IQ.
No.14149
>>14148IQ is a false measurement of intelligence. Also Einsteins IQ was never officially tested
No.14150
>>14149That's just something brainlets tell themselves to feel better.
Are these 3D girls unpleasant to you?
No.14151
>>14148having a 180 IQ and being like you is like having a 10 inches cock and being a virgin at 65
No.14158
>>14157>I am not TrevorProve it.
No.14171
>>14167Trev could own a million iphones with all the dough he's bringing in with his job. That's not good enough proof for me.
No.14172
>>14150/what/ movie is this??
No.14178
>>14172Tomie (2002)
Live action adaptation of the Junji Ito horror manga, there's actually about 7 movies based off Tomie.
No.14195
>>14178Tomie just was released in one hard back edition last month.
It hasnt been serialized since Museum of Terror was released in the late 90s.
No.14243
4pq please do the photoshop kopipe!
No.14248
>>14243photo shopping with whatfrens for beesion!!
No.14259
>>14258Because Mitsu is the only answer, only dumb people like Yui and Moogy.
No.14260
>>14259Who actually likes Yui? You're the kind of creep that would marry a down syndrome girl.
No.14261
>>14260Kakifly had to fill the
comedy relief somehow, cute girls doing cute things shows need a dumb genki girl that nobody likes.
No.14264
>>14262Mugi is a dumb bimbo, prove me wrong.
No.14266
>>14264- she is a virgin
- she is pale
- she doesn't wear make up
- she acts like an ojou sama
- she doesn't shave her pubes
- she doesn't wax or trim her eyebrows
No.14271
≧ヮ≦
No.14272
why isn't 4pq doing the photoshop/gimp kopipe?
please paste it….
No.14280
>>14272Please avoid using the term “photoshop” as a verb, meaning any kind of photo manipulation or image editing in general. Photoshop is just the name of one particular image editing program, which should be avoided since it is proprietary. There are plenty of free programs for editing images, such as the GIMP.
No.14282
>>14279He took a few months of a break a while before and then posted, so I'm not too worried.
No.14286
>>14279He's locked in my fuck dungeon.
No.14287
File: 1488955123879.png (Spoiler Image, 2 MB, 1920x1080, 2017-03-07-174435_1920x108….png)
It's fun to try and see where you can see Mt. Fuji from.
No.14288
File: 1488955149342.png (Spoiler Image, 2.03 MB, 1920x1080, 2017-03-07-174231_1920x108….png)
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
No.14289
File: 1488955159626.png (Spoiler Image, 2.3 MB, 1920x1080, 2017-03-07-122352_1920x108….png)
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
No.14294
>>14287>>14288>>14289Absolutely disgusting, spoiler this shit /what/min.
No.14301
Who's spamming /what/ today and why?
No.14302
>>14301No one is you hysterical retard
No.14347
check the report queue onegai
No.14354
https://www.youtube.com/user/hannahgarrett12/videos
>cute nice girl making videos about her life as a Japanese exchange student>returns to America>goes to college>no videos for 2 years>comes back as a deadlocked, pierced, tattooed, pretentious "artist", feminist, dumb whore Western society and in particular college is that toxic to women. Please Russia nuke us.
No.14355
>>14354I took two planes early this year, one in Houston and the other in Los Angeles and most women were really ugly and genderfluid with male shirts and weird haircuts, the only hot girls I saw were latinas and the other foreigns taking planes.
No.14358
>>14354Piercings and tattoos are hot though.
No.14363
>>14354Looks like she fixed the dreds in the recent video at least.
>>14358>>14362They can be hot but only on some people. They look pretty dumb on her.
No.14365
>>14354look at those bug-eyes and rat nose. she's an elena kagan/bader ginsburg in larval stage
No.14369
>>14354ya i hate women to haha
No.14371
grrrr how dare people try to look unique. women should only wear clothes that I find appealing.
No.14372
>>14371that would be a good idea
No.14373
>>14371>uniqueThat's the irony in it, they think they're being "unique" when actually you can't throw a rock without hitting some pierced/tattooed/whatever person.
It's ironically a sign of being a conformist, your harming yourself to follow popular trends.
No.14374
>>14373I don't understand this argument since tattoos are rarely the same. your body is your very own canvas and the possibilities are endless. sure, you can leave it blank, but what's wrong with wanting to decorate it?
No.14380
>>14370only if you'll bbe mine too~!
No.14416
>>14393cute cock tbh; I am not gay but it just looks normal, decent.
Now Imagine a girl posting her vagina. It'd be fucking disgusting unless she was underage
No.14435
>>14432what about cute small girly ear piercings?
No.14457
>>14444Sure I know the best software for beginners and some neat tricks but first how are you on music theory? Do you know how to keep to harmony, make a melody and hold tempo? Metre is something that's important as well.
Because I have some good books on music theory if you don't know those bits yet.
No.14461
>>14457I'm sorry but I'm completely illiterate.
No.14465
>>14459what if galko has a small girly piercing on her ****
No.14468
>>14465Galko is not a slut you hear me dipshit.
DON'T EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT GALKO.
No.14475
>>14468um, did I say anything about her being anything? I was just suggesting that maybe…what if…she had a little itty bitty girly piercing in some place other than her ear…!!!!
No.14486
>>14465>>14475>girly>clit piercingPick one.
No.14487
>>14486Can't you ban him? We don't need a second retard around, we have enough dealing with
deni.
No.14490
>>14486what's the problem? only girls can have clit piercings
No.14498
Disregard that, I suck ochinpos
No.14502
>>14500This is basically what happened when I tried to make sushi.
No.14511
http://boards.4chan.org/mu/thread/71526990/mu/ liked my OC, not that I ever browse /mu/.
No.14517
>>14513
I gave a compliment to a random guy on the internet and he asks me to fuck myself, this is what I get for being nice.
No.14549
>>14511who gives a fuck nigger
No.14561
>>14556are you actually blogging on the /what/ blog thread? Unbelievable…
No.14568
>>14565How did you hire an escort? Backpage?
I want one too.
No.14578
She's not professional as I thought that she'd be, in fact her fake personality changed as soon as she saw my car and we were alone inside, she was like "I'm a high class escort lady, you poorfag" but I didn't say anything because maybe she's used to treat old men with lots of money.
>>14568Through an agency, they gave me a catalog with tons of girls, prices may vary depending on the service but I just want a lady to attend a business trip.
>>14571Thanks dude.
No.14579
>>14578She called you a poorfag? She must use 4chan.
No.14582
>>14578How was it? What happened
No.14583
>>14582I met her and we had dinner, I was nervous because is my first time doing that kind of stuff that only old men do, anyway, we discussed the schedule, she will teach me how to dive and surf. Her face is not that great but her body is ripped as fuck, not in a manly way, she looked kinda disappointed but agreed anyway.
I didn't ask her age but she looks like 23 to 26 years old, I doubt she went to college and she doesn't look smart at all but she's still very sharp.
No.14584
>>14583What does dive and surf mean? Why haven't you had sex yet?
No.14585
>>14584I didn't contact her for sex, it's an escort lady, not a cheap slut, I don't have enough money to pay her for sex… I just want to have fun and pretend to have a stunning gf…
No.14586
>>14578what a beautiful idea for a webcomic i really like that this author decided to make it
No.14587
>>14586Girls with huge titties healing your soul?
No.14589
>>14585That's so fucking sad
No.14598
>>14597VERY cute Youmu picture!
No.14600
>>14597Ban this tripfag, /what/min.
No.14626
>>14625Her head is bigger than her torso 1|\/|40
No.14633
>>14631do the sleepy anzu!!
No.14636
>>14635Yeah, if she were a cute anime gyaru like that.
No.14637
>>14634You tricked me! This isn't the sleepy one at all! You shouldn't trick your whatfrens
No.14642
>>14637Yeah she is just look at her eyes.
No.14643
>>14636Even if she makes fun of you sometimes and calls you a virg?
>>14637I didn't trick you, nerd, and you're not my friend.
No.14644
>>14643/what/min, ban this nerdo.
No.14645
>>14635only if she was a boy
No.14646
>>14644Lol you mad, nerdomon? I'm sorry but /what/min is my lapdog, he would never listen some random punk like you.
No.14675
>>14646is he the legendary doggy boycock
No.14676
>>14674Lol. I like you whatmin you haven't rage banned me like everyone else
No.14677
>>14674/qa/ncer needs to leave
No.14680
>>14674I'm going to report you for ban evasion.
No.14681
>>14680Even though I'm a ban evader it's not like they know that.
I'll just ban evade again anyway, 4chan staff literally can't stop me I do whatever I want, you mad?
No.14692
>>14681What did you get banned for anyway? Blogging?
No.14694
for being an homosexual retard
No.14700
I need to wash some of my birlclothes soon, maybe I'll do it tomorrow. I hope no one sees them, it would be really embarrassing~!!
No.14702
>>14701You shouldn't bully cummers like that…
No.14710
>>14700what will you do if someone sees them and confronts you for being a birly homo fag!
No.14732
I think I'm gonna try nofap for the first time.
I haven't gone a single day without jacking off in many years, I find it very difficult to even go 12 hours without jerking off, but I'm gonna try for at least 48 hours.
No.14733
>>14732Gambatte.
I saw this post and I felt horrible, it's like watching me in a few years…
"i am a divorced 48 yr old man with grown kids a i am now tired of living by my self after having done so for the last 6 yrs and i am looking for a woman that moves at my slow pace through life i am not in any hurry any more and so i am looking for a lady that has no pre determined agenda or responsibilitys i am now retired on disability i like going to the lake and watching the boats or fishing sometimes really i just to relax and take it easy"
No.14748
>>14733>48 yr old>me in a few yearsGet out of here, grandpa.
No.14749
>>14748I am the real otaking.
No.14750
>>14749otakings are strictly forbidden, only queenaboos and /what/princesses are allowedo.
No.14791
>>14772/what/ should be spammed more
No.14795
This is remi-anon, or youmu-anon, or rabi~en~rose.
>>14793 No.14804
>>14800
Homo
No.14812
>>14809
9/11 related cancer? Maybe he was outside the building and he breathed the dust? I don't know but the whole headline is hilarious.
No.14832
>>14807https://www.policeone.com/lodd/articles/318245006-NYPD-officer-dies-from-9-11-related-cancer/>Paige Ponzeka, who filmed the viral video, said she remains impressed by Hance’s gesture, even after two years.
>“I’ve always thought it was a an awesome gesture that he did,” Ponzeka, 27, of Astoria, Queens, said.He just grinded his butt against some dude's cock, it's probably not the most impressive thing he's done in his life.
No.14833
>>14832>he'sI mean ``he'd''
;_; No.14874
https://www.amazon.com/Full-Armor-Medieval-Knight-Wearable/dp/B00IBDZEF4I purchased this suit of armor in the hopes of being able to defend my village from the pillagers. About a week ago, the pillagers arrived at the village. I suited up in the armor, grabbed my sword, and set out to meet the enemy. After beheading the first three I encountered, I met a foe I could not face. A sword in each hand, a maniacal smile on his face. The first hit felt blunt, as it was stopped by the armor. The next hit, however, was a different story. The dull blade of the enemy managed to pierce my armor, just below the sternum. I lay on the ground defeated, and watched the pillagers steal my livestock, and my wife. They did not, however, steal this armor. And I wish that they had. When the Cleric came to heal me, he could not. The armor somehow prevented him from mending my wound. We had to painfully remove the armor before I could be healed. Afterwards, we threw the armor into the fire. This apparently angered the armor, and it stood up and walked towards me. The entire suit was red hot, and my sword went through the chestplate and got stuck when I attempted to strike. The armor then removed my sword, and the hole in its chest closed itself. The armor ran the blade against its own hand, and the blade turned red hot as well. It moved incredibly quickly. Nothing is left of my village. I woke up in a scorched ghost town. When I say ghost town, I mean there were ghosts. Dozens. Everyone in that village came back as a ghost to torment me for my failure. After hiring a priest to help me banish these ghosts, the ghosts suddenly began circling the priest. One by one, they entered the priest through his nostrils. The priest's eyes turned white, and he ran at me. I had nowhere to run except the closet where I am now hiding. My only comfort is that my suffering will be over soon.
Do not recommend.
-Viscount Archibald III of Yorkshire
No.14893
>>14892A new pair of sneakers?
No.14904
>>148934 gallons of sneakers!
No.14917
I got my PS4 controller to work on my PC through bluetooth, but the input latency is terrible.
No.14920
>>14892nice birly sneakers!
No.14922
>>14921You homos wish you were girls so bad.
No.14924
>>14922No thanks, I like that I don't bleed out my peehole and have demon spawns growing inside me like that gross thing from Total Recall.
>>14627I don't mind, I like that one better.
No.14951
>>14949just drink alcohol retard
No.14952
>>14950This is the blog thread, you're allowed to blog without points you frigen cunthole.
No.14953
>>14952I'm asking the point of drinking a lot of tea to get sedated. Maybe you should take anger management classes because drinking your tea alone is not working.
No.14954
>>14950You should try some. It's really cheap, 1b of dried flowers for not even $20. God made plants like this on purpose, same with opium poppies, ginseng, garlic, khat, etc.
>>14951I do but not so much anymore. It's got to the point where I hate the hangover more than I like being drunk.
Also alcohol is really harmful and chamomile flowers are probably good for you.
>>14953That guy isn't me.
I do it because sometimes it feels nice, and it's not known to be harmful or addictive.
No.14955
>>14954I used to drink tea a few years ago but I don't know why I have stopped, I used to drink before sleep and everytime I had a headache.
No.14991
ghost bump… doko?
>>14990
No.14992
>>14986I'd never lie to my /what/friends about being a girl because I know they prefer boys anyway!
No.15011
>>14995like what, you fucking retard?
No.15012
>>14949>if you drink enough how much is enough?
No.15013
>>14995i like when buttmin makes posts like these very cute, much better than the creepy womenhater ones
No.15015
>>15011Like fucking your mom in the ass, fagboy.
He rangebanned two unwanted posters and made a script to hide posts.
No.15018
>>15016
It's fucking your mom in the ass, fagboy.
No.15019
>>14917I just needed to plug it in my motherboard's USB port instead of the front panel, the latency isn't even noticeable, works perfectly.
I'm impressed that it just worked out of the box so perfectly, I didn't have to install anything, just pair it to my Linux PC with bluetooth and it works.
No.15021
>>15015I only range banned one poster (the guy who would spam simpsons images and other less pleasant things).
Also didn't make a script.
No.15023
>>15022slut dress to be honest needs to be more elegant
No.15027
>>15024
not really, 'cringey' people at least act alive instead of walking around with a sad look on their face
No.15029
>>15024
Why are you so angry about it lol
No.15041
Literally crying reading the garou arc on one punch man
No.15045
>>15015>>15018stop gargling on his cum, little queer
No.15050
>>15047Why are you so obsessed with a preteen boy? Are you gay, D-san?
No.15057
>>15051
yes
No.15060
>>15059"Hi, I'm Micheal from Vsause."
No.15064
>>15060he wears megane though…
No.15075
>>15074Yes, the Fafnir dragon plays a game like Dark Souls, I think it was episode 4, the same episode when they play dodge ball, I really like maidragon.
No.15098
>>15097You look like that guy from that one movie, I forgot the name
No.15100
>>15098Silent Bob from Jay and Silent Bob.
No.15119
>>15118Yeah, it's pretty cool, my favorite character is Kanuka Clancey, my favorite episode is the one when the gang went out for a drink and Noa drank a lot but she didn't get drunk because her dad runs a liquour store or something.
No.15124
>>15118Yeah it was really nice!
Almost felt like a slice of life, rather than an anime about police mechas!
No.15133
>>15132Wow it's a whole other story when the roles are reversed.
No.15136
>>15132Only if she was a /what/friend!
No.15137
I CAUGHT HIM, the bold jumping spider. I was sitting on my computer and I saw him crawling across my table towards me. (I don't actually know it's gender)
I actually saw him jump twice, he jumped about 2 inches into the air onto my headphones, it actually made an audible sound when he jumped, and then he jumped again and began crawling down my headphone wire.
He got knocked on the floor, I put a cup over him, slid a piece of paper under the cup, and now he's in a glass bowl with a plate on top.
I started reading about them, and apparently right before jumping they let out a silk line, so if they fail a jump they can just climb back up, like a bungee cord. Sure enough there is actually a line of spider silk on my headphones from where he jumped, it's so cool.
It said they like to hunt in open places during daylight, which would make sense that he was cruising over a flat table in the middle of the day. They also apparently like to sit on vertical walls, which is exactly what he's been doing in the bowl once he found out he couldn't get out, just sitting vertically on the wall of the bowl. Apparently spring time is their mating season, and they lay eggs in june/july, so he/she is probably also looking for a mate.
It has one white dot right in the center of it's back.
No.15145
Please put spider-san (gender-neutral honorific) outside so spider-san can find a friendo!
No.15147
/what/ happened to the "Awwwwww yeah" thread?
>>15144
what image was "unknown (4).png"?
No.15160
>>15159get drunk and think about all the anifriends you've made instead!
No.15172
>>15169I have no idea; I don't follow Tumbr terms I just have long black hair, bright eyes and I don't have an Adam's apple so maybe?
On a good day I look like a young dark haired Damon Albarn..
No.15201
I bought a few DVDs for my collection and decided to rearrange and separate my hentai DVD collection from my anime collection and I found some interesting DVDs including the hilarious nester jesus Bible Black, Boin Lecture, Mother Know's Best, Milk Money, Purin-chan, Jiburiru, Discipline, Night Shift Nurses (I can't stop laughing at the menu screen with all the farts and shits flying around), and even newer but good gems like Hatsu Inu, Aneki… My Sweet Elder Sister and Kimihagu.
There are also DVDs with plot like Little Monica, Zero Sum Game and Sextra Credit just to mention a few but some of them are good and the others terrible.
All that good stuff by Pink Pineapple, Milky Animation Label and Mary Jane, I miss those days…
No.15202
>>15201Quite the physical collection.
My collection is entirely digital, I download every hentai made from a certain year, for example I have almost every hentai ever made between 2002 and 2004 on my drives.
I do the same with anime series but that takes a lot more space.
My 6TB of storage isn't nearly as much space as I would like, good thing hard drives just keep getting bigger and cheaper.
No.15203
>>15202Space was the main reason why I decided to buy physical copies back in 2005-2006, then it turned into a bad habit, I think I have around 20 DVDs from Vanilla Series and the regular Kitty Media series.
No.15205
>>15200i want to epxlroe tsukasas valleys!
No.15222
>>15221I know that feel, she's childish and mature at the same time and has a
nice body.
No.15223
>>15222no she doesn't she has gross tiny tits. downvote
No.15230
>>15228Yotsuba& is not that forgettable, at least not from my perspective but yeah, it could be a great source material for an episodic anime like Dagashi Kashi, Non-Non Biyori and Kono Bijutsubu ni wa Mondai ga Aru.
No.15231
this picture
>>15221makes it look like she has small or below average tits. sorry i didnt realize she was another massive tit shab i'll have to reevaluate her
>>15227 No.15233
>>15231she looks way better in this one
>>15221 No.15238
https://youtu.be/Hs3-rOCsEQk?t=4m52s
>every single video of a Japanese high school ever>someone makes a peace sign in front of the camera and someone has to tell them it's a video, not a pictureThis happened at least 5 times in this video, this has happened in every single video I've seen.
No.15262
why are you watching such weeb videos?