[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]

/jp/ - 2D/Random

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1687542300308.jpg (567.03 KB, 850x1204, 20230623_104309.jpg)

No. 593258

"Alright, son, I know you love hot dogs, so I'm gonna make them extra special for you today. I'm going to start by preheating the oven to 375°F. Then I'll get the ingredients ready. I know you love bacon and pepper jack cheese, so I got 8 hot dogs, 8 slices of bacon, 8 slices of pepper jack cheese, and 8 hot dog buns. Just like you like them.

I'm gonna cut the cheese into slices that match the hot dogs and wrap each hot dog with a slice of bacon, just like we used to do when you were a kid. And I'll hold them together with toothpicks. Now it's time to cook, I'll place them in the oven and cook for 15-20 minutes or until the bacon is crispy and the hot dogs are heated through.

Just like you like them, crispy and hot. I'll take them out of the oven and put them in the buns. And there you go, son. Your favorite bacon pepper jack dogs, just like you like them. Enjoy!"

No.593259

File: 1687542646534.png (1.14 MB, 900x878, 988a88ed856099e873c60994be….png)

Thanks GPT+mom

No.593262

you asked for it so don't cry when it happens

No.593266

I used to wrap my hotdogs in bacon and bake them in the oven in college. To be honest I never really tasted much of a difference, looking back it was kind of a waste. Maybe if you eat them alone, but I always ate them in buns.

No.593269

nothing more norm than going to college

No.593271

I am norm

No.593272

>>593269
Unpaid sex

No.593273

Feel sorry for the humans who will never have their work recognized when everyone assumes AI did it in the dystopian future

No.593408

wish mom would preheat the oven in her panties to 375f and let me put my hotdog inside

No.593414

love putting the hot dog into mom

No.593426

>>593414
That never happened.

No.593430

came out of moms gaping hole

No.593452

mom ordered chicken ramen then got upset because the meat was pork and the only chicken part was broth so she just ate the vegetables and gave me the leftovers

No.593482

g

No.593511

>>593452
This is so oddly specific, I'm starting to think the mom poster is genuine.

No.593512

dad got drunk and fell asleep at 5pm on the couch again so hes gonna be screaming owowow like he always does at 1am hate alconorms

No.593513

Mom got flipped hard and screamed like an alleycat in pleasure and then pooped you out 9 months later but the part that doesn't make sense is when she allowed the Hebrews to have part of your penis for free

No.593514

made burgs and started sperging out just left it all on the stove and came back to my room

No.593515

>>593514
its okay i hope you feel better

No.593516

File: 1687836106422.gif (1.06 MB, 474x498, anime-hug-anime-hugging.gif)


No.593589

im burg sperg

No.593590

File: 1687942671671.jpg (95.9 KB, 1280x720, hobby.jpg)




Delete Post [ ]
[Return]
[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]