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Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 19:19:01 No. 576028

I remember when I was a girl in Ireland there was a girl who lived in our village, such a bonny girl, much admired, and she took to touching herself. First she went pale, then she got dark circles under eyes, and people began to wonder, and then she went thin, and people began to suspect, and then she became a hopeless imbecile, because the jelly of her brain was melted by what she did to herself and flowed away, and then people knew for certain. Now she has to be handcuffed for 24 hours a day.

Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 21:48:41 No.576029

i want to touch myself until my brain melts into jelly

Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 22:13:40 No.576030

riamu jelly hair

Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 22:23:22 No.576031

>>576029

its dangerous to become a cummy dummy

Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 23:45:54 No.576033

you're not a girl

Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 23:47:32 No.576034

NOT anymore

Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 23:48:35 No.576035

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im a girl

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 00:00:28 No.576036

>>576035
that is a dog not a girl

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 00:25:52 No.576037

>>576036
dogs can be girls trust me im an expert on interspecies relations

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 00:31:19 No.576038

Sometimes I wonder if mom's girl dogs would like me as much as they do if they were human

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 03:12:21 No.576043

>>576038
tens of thousands of years of selective breeding make doggies our friends

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 04:01:32 No.576046

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chuckling thinking if there was an actual girl lurking having to read all the dumb fun posted here

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 04:15:38 No.576047

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crying they made doggy boycock real but dany is already dead and gone and didn't live to see it

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 04:18:18 No.576048

>>576043
So that's a no

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 04:37:41 No.576049

dont have boy friends so think even a boy doggie wouldnt want to spend time with me

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 05:12:38 No.576050

Sometimes when I'm in a good mood I think about adopting a dog from the shelter but then I come to my senses and realize how bad of an idea it is considering I don't own my home and don't know if I would even be alive two years from now

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 13:46:02 No.576114

>>576050
if those doggies stay in the shelter they wont be alive in two years either