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You think you're so tough, huh? You're nothing, dickweed.
Tell you what if you square up you might just be able to stop the bullet on the impact.
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>>575051Firearms are virtually worthless within 21 feet.
With my stats that distance extends to 50 feet.
You would be dead before you hit the ground, kid.
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I was eating a succulent Chinese meal at the Chinky trough and the host lady walked up and asked if I could help pick up an old man who couldn't stand up on his own because she was not strong and couldn't do it. I think he was lying in order to get those delicate little Asian girls to put their hands on him kind of like that old fat disabled white guy that made a bunch of Asian flight attendants wipe his ass on a plane but I saved them from that fate that must have been the purpose of my training all those years.