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Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 16:04:47 No. 561955

Mindblowing how there are billions of people who view sex as nothing special and just another part of their daily lives and I'm not allowed to be one of them because some of my bones have the wrong length and positioning

Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 16:32:09 No.561956

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Except for the lack of pussy you live better than a noble of the 14th century.

Stfu and stop bitching about your life, you should be thanking God you're even alive, or not born in Brazil.

Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 16:34:22 No.561957

It's not your bones, it's your lack of confidence and your standards.
There are fucking ugly pieces of shit out there getting pussy, but think about this, look at all the norms out there with girlfriends, most of the time the girls are nothing to write home about.

Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 16:37:17 No.561958

>>561957
>There are fucking ugly pieces of shit out there getting pussy,

They have jobs/monetary income.

Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 16:57:02 No.561959

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I have absolutely nothing in common with foids. I feel more closeness and camaraderie to animals than the females of my own species.

Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 18:31:58 No.561961

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Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 19:08:44 No.561962

>>561956
Damn I want a desktop pc. And a place where I can put that pc. And a car. And food. This 'you will own nothing agenda' isn't really doing it for me if I'm honest.

Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 19:16:15 No.561963

>>561962
Maybe you should try getting a job.

Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 19:42:36 No.561965

>>561963
I work in a professional field so yes I have funds but the point is nobody is going to own anything in a few years. They are going to make everything into a service which it almost is at this point and I'm not happy about it one bit.

Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 21:53:15 No.561967

uh oh weve got a professional over here

Anonymous 03/27/22 (Sun) 23:32:49 No.561969

>>561965
>nobody is going to own anything in a few years. They are going to make everything into a service
thats what they want you to believe
just take the luke smith pill and move out from the fucking city and live in the country

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 03:48:15 No.561976

my boy: chris
me: will

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 04:09:36 No.561977

>>561969
Internet in the country blows

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 06:41:37 No.561983

>>561956
>your life is great except for not being allowed to fulfill a basic human biological urge

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 08:04:24 No.561985

turt have you seen this https://wiki.chadnet.org/you-can-choose-how-your-face-looks

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 08:52:47 No.561986

turd you seeing this?

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 12:17:21 No.561988

>>561977
what do you need fast internet for?
are you stupid zoomer watching streams?
just learn to use youtube-dl, wget and torrent

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 12:36:10 No.561989

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>>561985
I didn't make this thread
I fixed that stuff in the link years ago I do think it helped a little but not enough

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 17:29:13 No.561992

>>561988
how's your codeacademy course

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 18:20:53 No.561996

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sex is not real
now time for meds oniichan

Anonymous 03/30/22 (Wed) 04:42:25 No.562052

>>561985
i smiled in the car in the morning until my face hurt am i gonna make it

Anonymous 03/30/22 (Wed) 05:00:50 No.562053

>>562052
Yeah you'll make your way into having wrinkles

Anonymous 03/30/22 (Wed) 06:50:19 No.562062

>>562052
Its not as simple as just smile a lot, you need to look in the mirror and look for expressions that make you look better and what face muscles you use to make them

Anonymous 03/30/22 (Wed) 15:27:08 No.562069

>>562062
wouldnt trust my judgement for what is a good face

Anonymous 03/30/22 (Wed) 22:35:13 No.562085

>>562053
That's what it felt like

>>562069
This.

Anonymous 03/31/22 (Thu) 01:56:29 No.562089

lookism bluepill = looks don't matter
lookism redpill = looks matter
lookism blackpill = looks matter and there's nothing you can do about it
lookism whitepill = looks matter and there's something you can do about it
lookism brownpill = looks matter insofar as you should just look white
lookism purplepill = looks sometimes matter
lookism pinkpill = looks matter and problems can be solved by embracing transitioning or becoming a trap

Anonymous 03/31/22 (Thu) 07:21:54 No.562101

The only gamer female I've met IRL in years and her primary concern in life is her insecurity that her boyfriend is too attractive for her

Anonymous 03/31/22 (Thu) 09:52:09 No.562106

>>561955
chad gets to go balls deep in women like this whenever he wants meanwhile all i can do is look at them from behind a computer screen and jerk my virgin cock

Anonymous 03/31/22 (Thu) 10:38:28 No.562108

>>562106
>>562106
>like this
Unfair but not undeserved

Anonymous 03/31/22 (Thu) 11:34:54 No.562110

uhh not undeserved what do you mean all he did was be born with genes that make his bones slightly longer and pointier than most people

Anonymous 03/31/22 (Thu) 12:25:33 No.562112

No sympathy for looksists who suffer by looksists

Anonymous 04/01/22 (Fri) 22:35:33 No.562156

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 00:36:34 No.562173

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>Fat retard I trained and provided a diet plan for a year ago and actually followed it all got a gf and now won't shut up about her and sex

I think those diaper wearing wiseneets were right some people simply will never make it in the outside world
I just don't get why he had to send me a video of her panties

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 00:41:02 No.562174

whos the retard now

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 00:48:23 No.562175

>>562173
Nice! Can I have one!

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 00:56:02 No.562176

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>>562175
Hell no the gravy train is over I'm not giving out anymore gfs until I get the gf I deserve or at least one that's nice.

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 01:28:12 No.562177

cant believe youd take some norm as your protege but NOT one of your himabros

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 01:35:27 No.562178

>>562177
I've had many and guess what they literally all became norms except haysuz

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 01:37:17 No.562179

love coming home from the gym and bragging about my teen orbiters on ota god im such a cel

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 01:40:03 No.562180

such is the life of the stinky imageboard turdposter

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 03:49:47 No.562181

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>>562179
To hell with those norms tired of bestowing my wisdom among promising apprentices only to have them take it and run off not even halfway through and become dumb norms rather than killing me and become a cel lord

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 03:53:25 No.562182

dont @ me normo

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 04:40:15 No.562183

farming logging and fishing are all some of the most dangerous industries out there with low pay these people work thankless jobs and you are telling me vile swamp ass neets and cels think they know suffering because they stubbed their toe once and had a girl give them a mean look its disgusting really

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 05:45:37 No.562185

wish i was an anime girl but glad im not a 3d girl

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 07:18:15 No.562186

>>562183
Uh maybe in some remote impoverished shithole country.
Farming in wealthy countries is pretty simple with machinery and pays handsomely with government subsidies. Logging and fishing while more dangerous than the average job aren't terribly deadly and can pay pretty decently as well.

I doubt many of those guys are having their base instincts denied though too bad they aren't giving out gfs to anyone willing to cut timber I'm sure a lot of guys under 5 foot 10 would be signing up.

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 07:47:17 No.562187

7 were given to the cel lords in the halls of depravity

Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 07:56:49 No.562188

>>562183
dont post

Anonymous 04/07/22 (Thu) 10:25:24 No.562510

none of you 'cel is allowed to have sex

Anonymous 04/07/22 (Thu) 13:33:43 No.562511

refrain from bumping

Anonymous 04/07/22 (Thu) 14:01:15 No.562512

>>562188
seethe

Anonymous 04/07/22 (Thu) 15:06:38 No.562516

She already dumped him because he screwed up too many shit tests now I pity the retard but to be fair he was shooting way above his weight on that one I can only teach you how to smvmaxx I can't tell you how to make it after that.

Anonymous 04/07/22 (Thu) 15:59:26 No.562519

>>562516
Quick rundown?

Anonymous 04/07/22 (Thu) 16:00:36 No.562520

turd is in the toilet