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No. 561193

why is noel like this?

No.561194

oog female

No.561196

Ooga Chaka Ooga Booga Ooga Chaka Ooga Booga Ooga Chaka Ooga Booga Ooga Chaka

No.561200

stolen thread

No.561202

>>561200
deal with it cuck

No.561204

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like what?

No.561206

>>561204
Imagine the smell

No.561207

dont get why boys like this

No.561208

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No.561209

>>561207
My instincts tell me to mate with females

No.561210

>>561208
oog feet

No.561211

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Mindblowing that out of all the animal kingdom humans have the most brutally unfair mating strategies.

With many of the other mammals the males have to fight for mating rights which is difficult and potentially fatal but at least there is an opportunity for victory, luck may shine down on the underdog. Some male birds have to build fancy nests in the hopes that it will catch the idea of their females. Just one stray blade of grass can be the difference between success and utter failure but at least they can keep trying.
Some fish are so rare that they can travel the dark seafloor their whole lives looking for a fish of the opposite sex and never find one but still the chance that it can happen remains.

Humans on the other hand are different. Males are either born with the bone structure females find attractive or they aren't. If your legs are considered 2 inches too short or the bones in your face are considered 2 millimeters too shallow it can mean the difference between having a pick of mates and never being allowed to mate at all for their entire lives. The unlucky males of this species are born and then it is over, there is no opportunity for hope.

No.561213

>>561211
too boid didnt read

No.561234

>>561211
*sits around and complains about women on a wap site and ignores all female contact*

sigh bros life is unfair why dont women fall into my lap like in my jap cartoons

No.561237


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No.561239

>>561234
I'm making sure any stray women who wander into ota know they are NOT welcome

No.561240

>>561239
Dont post.

No.561244

>>561211
there's such a thing called rape you idiot



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