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Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 20:26:48 No. 559364

Toilet was plugged up. I had to go really bad so I took a dump in the bathtub.

Mom got really mad..

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 20:35:37 No.559365

maki….

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 20:50:12 No.559369

squirted out greasy poo all over the bathroom floor

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 21:03:45 No.559370

maki is a goofy tomato

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 21:04:15 No.559371

hair finger twirling maki

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 21:09:52 No.559372

thinking about writing a screenplay for a comedy series that revolves around a early 30s manchild living alone with his mid 40s mother and all the various shenanigans that occur
the mother being unusually thin and attractive with big tits but doesnt date or anything but somehow has enough money for a nice suburban house without working and treats her son as her son/friend because she has no one else

im not a screenwriter though and have zero drive to do anything
it would be popular though

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 21:23:10 No.559373

early 30s son mid 40s mom the math doesnt add up

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 21:33:56 No.559374

I think one time mom got drunk and tried to have sex with me

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 21:51:49 No.559376

>>559373
teen mother

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 22:41:29 No.559377

wheres my teen wife

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 23:15:42 No.559378

>>559377
she is waiting for you in high school, just talk to her tomorrow teen

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 23:34:27 No.559380

>>559378
are you implying something mean

Anonymous 02/07/22 (Mon) 00:03:03 No.559381

sexy young teens

Anonymous 02/07/22 (Mon) 00:05:45 No.559382

sexy old teens

Anonymous 02/07/22 (Mon) 00:30:53 No.559383

i poo in the shower every day when they're little small pellets and i don't feel like throwing them in the toilet. They just fall down the hole, wonder where it all goes.

Anonymous 02/07/22 (Mon) 00:41:25 No.559384

havent shitted pellets in quite a while have to squeeze out them soft turds but let me tell you they sure dont feel soft coming out

Anonymous 02/07/22 (Mon) 00:50:00 No.559385

consume psyllium husk

Anonymous 02/07/22 (Mon) 00:55:44 No.559386

i do

Anonymous 02/07/22 (Mon) 01:03:19 No.559387

quit talking about your shit unless you're a cute anime girl

Anonymous 02/07/22 (Mon) 01:37:29 No.559391

>>559385
i actually do 3 teaspoons sometimes 2 sometimes 1 but i do it every day love my metamucil it really doesn't make much difference for pooos the foods you eat are more important

Anonymous 02/07/22 (Mon) 01:54:53 No.559392

>>559380
nothing wrong with being a teen

Anonymous 02/08/22 (Tue) 10:09:48 No.559462

plug that toilet maki!!

Anonymous 02/11/22 (Fri) 00:59:17 No.559648

mmgtf

Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 23:02:48 No.559752

makipussy!

Anonymous 07/18/23 (Tue) 21:09:02 No.594609

nice