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Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 00:51:38 No. 555148

you came out of your mom's vegina all covered in blood of her pussy which you had annihilated

Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 00:52:27 No.555149

never made contact with a v*gina in my life, im pure

Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 00:54:59 No.555150

>>555149
LIAR

Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 01:00:13 No.555151

not of woman born

Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 01:01:25 No.555153

>>555150
i came out the belly

Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 03:07:13 No.555170

Trucel kings can only be born via having their mother's bellies slashed open

Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 03:09:10 No.555171

The celsarean + formula + fatherless combo… he never stood a chance.

Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 03:13:42 No.555172

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>>555171

Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 04:12:29 No.555173

>>555171
2/3 mom was PREDICTABLE so dad raised me

Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 20:45:48 No.555233

I exploded out of my mom's pussy.

Anonymous 12/15/21 (Wed) 21:42:05 No.555235

Both my parents were sane but neither raised me

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 16:48:12 No.555316

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Myaaaaki hissssss

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 16:49:42 No.555317

I don't see how a foid can ever enjoy penetration again after birthing a child. She's pooped out a human how can she ever feel a penis now even a monster 12 inch dong gets mogged by a small infant.

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 17:08:46 No.555319

baby'd

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 17:21:33 No.555320

>>555317
i guess cels don't understand the concept of elasticity

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 18:06:15 No.555327

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You know you can just marry a woman and find out for yourself, right?

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 18:15:02 No.555330

>>555320
im willing to learn if youve got any scholarly articles to point me to

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 18:26:35 No.555332

>>555327
I'm not marrying a single mother I may be a doomed lncel but even I draw the line there.

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 19:00:04 No.555333

>>555332
Simply tell her a fake name and skip town when you get bored of her.

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 20:21:08 No.555339

>>555332
they wouldn't marry you anyways creep

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 20:27:39 No.555340

I'd marry a single mother if she had a sexy daughter.

Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 20:52:07 No.555342

>>555339
I'm a nice guy girls should all be after me

Anonymous 12/19/21 (Sun) 04:46:48 No.555406

think dating norms is off the table and weebs are all mentally unstable so im destined to be alone

Anonymous 07/31/22 (Sun) 21:52:29 No.571455

this is true

Anonymous 07/31/22 (Sun) 22:09:59 No.571457

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>>555406
Uh most weebs are norms now this isn't 2005 when you could get a chubby yaoi loving teengf that wears cat ears and glomps without warning and get dragged around to anime conventions with her

This is 2022 and if you don't look exactly like one of the variants of Chad on the social medias you will get NOTHING and you will LIKE IT.

Anonymous 07/31/22 (Sun) 23:00:28 No.571465

>>571457
never noticed shikamaru in the background

Anonymous 07/31/22 (Sun) 23:24:39 No.571466

>>571457
didnt say they weren't norms I said they were mentally unstable.

Anonymous 07/31/22 (Sun) 23:46:06 No.571469

found some femcel bait
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_Shirtwaist_Factory_fire
PREDICTABLE that theres so few women who despise men compared to their counterparts

Anonymous 08/01/22 (Mon) 00:19:43 No.571470

pilled again its over

Anonymous 08/01/22 (Mon) 02:09:10 No.571479

>>555148
wish maki would eat out my bumhole like this

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 02:22:50 No.591703

mommy's explosion

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 15:12:24 No.591718

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>>571457
You're telling me you are not a anime pro?

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 15:13:51 No.591719

>>591718
like living in bliss about the existence of "western" anime culture and hate you for posting this screenie