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Anonymous 11/11/21 (Thu) 23:02:09 No. 552773

how am I supposed to stop eating junk food if I don't have a woman to cook me real meals

Anonymous 11/11/21 (Thu) 23:06:27 No.552775

Women are awful cooks, there’s a reason you never see them working in actual restaurant kitchens.

Anonymous 11/11/21 (Thu) 23:07:31 No.552776

Women forgot how to cook 30 years ago and haven't bothered to learn since.
You will have to learn yourself.

Friedrich Nietzsche 11/11/21 (Thu) 23:11:53 No.552777

Stupidity in the kitchen; woman as cook; the dreadful thoughtlessness with which the nourishment of the family and the master of the house is provided for! Woman does not know what food means: and she wants to be cook! If woman were a thinking creature she would, having been the cook for thousands of years, surely have had to discover the major facts of physiology, and likewise gained possession of the art of healing. It is through bad female cooks that the evolution of man has been longest retarded and most harmed: even today things are hardly better.

Anonymous 11/11/21 (Thu) 23:14:10 No.552778

>>552777
Why did all of the most intelligent and influential men to ever live regard women as foul beasts at worst and utterly useless at best?

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 00:21:35 No.552787

>>552778
Don't need to get smart when you're getting laid

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 00:56:49 No.552790

>>552778
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher

— Socrates

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 15:34:12 No.552830

>>552790
I guarantee Socrates never said this boomerism

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 15:37:07 No.552831

my auntie and sister cook real meal dinners for me every night and I still eat lots of junk food
it's tastier

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 17:05:19 No.552834

>>552778
maybe because men are highly insecure i mean look at my boy his entire personality revolves around not getting laid the worst thing a girl would do if she has trouble finding a guy is getting a cat

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 17:35:16 No.552835

>>552830
Socrates was the original boomer. He made an entire career of getting on the nerves of random passers-by with his inane bullshit and life lessons nobody cared about.

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 17:42:00 No.552837

>>552834
Seriously doubt men in antiquity were insecure over foids, wk

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 17:48:22 No.552838

>>552837
deranged and obsessed

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 18:10:28 No.552842

>>552837
The reason why so many men today are insecure around women lies in the change of gender stereotypes. And a similar change had already happened during transition from matriarchy to patriarchy. Not quite Antiquity but not too far off from it either.

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 18:50:44 No.552843

What are you even talking about who is insecure around foids you could kill one with your bare hands effortlessly

Anonymous 11/12/21 (Fri) 19:35:50 No.552847

>>552843
True.

Anonymous 08/18/22 (Thu) 12:54:10 No.572473

File: 1660827250317.jpg (168.98 KB, 850x1133, untitled.jpg)

saw a convenience store promoting a sale on m and ms buy 6 get 1 free

Anonymous 08/18/22 (Thu) 13:40:19 No.572475

I'm a flipping cel

Anonymous 08/18/22 (Thu) 13:45:37 No.572476

>>572473
Thanks for sharing. Think you could share why you rename every image you post to have the same identifiable filename (untitled, no capitalization)?

Anonymous 08/18/22 (Thu) 14:06:47 No.572479

>>572476
To make you seethe.

Anonymous 08/18/22 (Thu) 14:10:13 No.572480

>>572473
love shopping with twintails

Anonymous 08/18/22 (Thu) 18:40:16 No.572507

>>572480
Me too, I always make sure to tie my hair up into twintails before I go shopping.

Anonymous 12/12/22 (Mon) 02:13:05 No.579067

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Anonymous 12/12/22 (Mon) 02:19:55 No.579068

>>579067
Why do you keep avoiding my question? Is it really so hard to answer?

Anonymous 12/12/22 (Mon) 07:19:08 No.579091

File: 1670829548534.jpg (1.02 MB, 1200x1500, pheromones.jpg)

Dislike how all the memes I was fed in anime and movies and books and so on about women being romantics and loving and wanting to spend time together was malarkey and in reality they all just want to be flipped often and hard.

Anonymous 12/12/22 (Mon) 17:44:06 No.579153

File: 1670867046218.jpg (1.55 MB, 1447x2047, 1670638763255.jpg)

>>579091
Women love authority figures. Men in power. The providers. The leaders. Males who can get things done.

Anonymous 12/12/22 (Mon) 17:49:31 No.579154

>>579153
Imageboard admins?

Anonymous 12/12/22 (Mon) 19:25:35 No.579161

>>579091
not all girls are like this it depends on how they were raised

Anonymous 12/13/22 (Tue) 01:25:46 No.579198

I flip womans

Anonymous 12/13/22 (Tue) 02:10:57 No.579200

>>579153
wish i could fan an idol as an idol fan

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 13:01:12 No.579298

>>579153
Boobs look really hot in this pictures. I don't know why they just really do.

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 13:06:48 No.579300

File: 1671023208248.jpg (353.36 KB, 630x905, 1619541943575.jpg)

>>579298
They're too big

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 13:08:15 No.579301

i have boobs too but nobodys ever called me hot

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 14:29:42 No.579306

>>579301
NOBODY likes manboobs fatty

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 14:35:45 No.579307

henri 12/14/22 (Wed) 16:38:45 No.579311

>>579307
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 16:47:56 No.579313

File: 1671036475901.jpg (734.5 KB, 2480x3508, 102733520_p0.jpg)

cant comprehend being attractive

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 17:45:38 No.579317

File: 1671039938360.jpg (327.22 KB, 1280x1808, 1671023157419.jpg)

>>579313
and you never will

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 19:03:59 No.579321

>>579317
bridgette is a good girl

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 20:26:41 No.579326

bridgette is a slut

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 20:35:16 No.579327

Sigh I bet Princess would have cosplayed bridgette for me.

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 20:53:08 No.579329

no never

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 20:57:57 No.579330

princess homo

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 21:41:18 No.579335

YOU MOCK ME
MY HEART IS BLEEDING OPEN AND
YOU MOCK ME

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 23:06:42 No.579340

Princess list your cosplays.

Anonymous 12/14/22 (Wed) 23:10:23 No.579342

don't respond to me

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 01:15:18 No.579349

Yeah well i'm going to get a better Princess who's much cuter and uses more ~.

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 01:16:53 No.579350

dont respond to me unless youre henri

henri 12/15/22 (Thu) 01:34:05 No.579351

>>579350
leave me alone creep

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 04:10:45 No.579379

youre NOT the real henri the real henri says trans rights

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 04:30:44 No.579380

i think i made a transgirl feel invalid im so upset im literally crying i wish i could take it back

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 07:11:37 No.579389

>>579380
Great job! Proud of you

henri 12/15/22 (Thu) 07:42:20 No.579391

>>579379
trans rights don't matter

>>579380
good

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 09:04:17 No.579394

FUCK TRANSPHOBES

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 13:00:22 No.579402

File: 1671109222217.png (570.54 KB, 576x704, 1667074376995915.png)

Every NEET should know how to cook.

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 13:01:44 No.579403

gonno cook tofu tonight

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 13:13:06 No.579404

>>579394
tranny

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 14:24:26 No.579410

>>579380
ill give you something to flippin cry about

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 15:33:12 No.579418

die doublespace

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 15:46:42 No.579421

>>579418
seethe

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 16:00:57 No.579423

I could protect Princess from the bullies, but she didn't choose me. Sigh.

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 16:14:22 No.579424

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>>579418
it's usually some kind of idiot, esl or phoneposter who doesn't know what they want to say all good posters are analytical and have a continuous internal monologue which acts as a source they draw their power from those living in disconnect with their ethereal self have to make due with nobody is going to read this why do I bother

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 16:37:44 No.579429

live doublespace live

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 16:41:25 No.579430

>>579424
too long did not read

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 16:59:19 No.579432

live and thrive

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 17:10:05 No.579435

File: 1671124205657.jpg (148.36 KB, 850x645, __nishikino_maki_sonoda_um….jpg)

love live

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 17:17:04 No.579436

love live

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 17:27:11 No.579437

licky Maki!

Anonymous 12/15/22 (Thu) 19:04:28 No.579441

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>/jp/

Anonymous 12/23/22 (Fri) 00:07:12 No.580187

mom told me to peel carrots but she said doing it the wrong way so she demonstrated proper blade stroking method

Anonymous 12/24/22 (Sat) 01:06:38 No.580275

wish mom would demonstrate proper stroking on my blade

Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun) 15:23:20 No.580441

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Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun) 15:33:59 No.580442

>>580441
Could you quit avoiding my question?

Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun) 15:43:07 No.580454

Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun) 18:22:15 No.580460

time to cook up my gruel

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 11:04:44 No.580643

I eat tamago kake gohan with either beef or salmon sashimi for breakfast everyday. I have never had a woman or a job.

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 12:53:30 No.580648

File: 1672145610643.jpg (338.03 KB, 1423x2048, 1668172054673829.jpg)

I can't really consider you a real human being if you can't even cook. A real person with a real soul has a DIY mindset and hates the dehumanizing friendish system of servile dependence.

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 13:40:53 No.580653

bacon pepperdogs are in the oven

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 18:31:41 No.580675

>>580648
Your salary must be low then. Above 150k it's objectively a waste of time to cook when you can pay less to get the animal classes to do it for you.

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 18:47:14 No.580677

feel like takeout never makes financial sense even if your rich since it still takes more time than cooking at home since you still need to order it and wait in line and go out of your way compared to cooking then eating leftovers

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 19:05:30 No.580680

Even if my rich what?

*mutters* dumb esl…

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 19:09:14 No.580681

die grammernorm not all of us were gifted with a genious level iq some of us have to make do with just 70

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 19:21:02 No.580686

>>580677
the bk five minutes from my house is good usually no line late in the evening and they have me in and out within two or three minutes the main time save afforded by eating out is from NOT having to wash the stainless steel pot or pan

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 19:50:49 No.580692

uh stainless steel

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 20:24:54 No.580702

I kimochi like esl wouldn't make a your/you're mistake as often as a dumb native since esls are paying attention to the grammar they think they know when they post while natives just can just perapera with no thought

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 20:26:38 No.580703

you what now

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 20:32:03 No.580704

File: 1672173122943.jpg (253.52 KB, 1280x720, perapera.jpg)

love perapera posting

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 20:34:24 No.580705

I have a uh steel rising in my crotch

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 21:35:18 No.580709

>>580705
Lol that's based

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 01:06:52 No.580723

>>580675
What did I say about being a real human you urbanized lowlife.

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 01:09:27 No.580724

>>580723
What did I say about salary

Anonymous 12/31/22 (Sat) 16:51:52 No.581174

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Anonymous 12/31/22 (Sat) 16:53:32 No.581175

>>581174
Why did you rename that image to "untitled" before posting it?

Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed) 01:52:33 No.581538

File: 1672797153647.jpeg (43.58 KB, 540x540, 8f06d4e2-c627-4500-98a3-0….jpeg)

cream of mushroom!!

Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed) 02:18:04 No.581539

>>581538
Can of sodium.

Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed) 05:31:10 No.581570

>>581538
My greek friend's mom used to make this mixed with rice as a kid

Pretty good

Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed) 05:34:06 No.581572

I tasted my semen the other day. Held it in my mouth for 5-10 minutes (long story…). It didn't taste good, but it was more of a "yeck" sort of taste, not an "oh god spit it out" sort of taste. I can see why women don't mind sucking dick.

Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed) 05:37:11 No.581573

been recycling my sperms for over a decade

Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed) 05:54:06 No.581574

the jizz eater

Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed) 06:21:49 No.581576

prefer the term cummy dummy

Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed) 06:23:46 No.581577

Last I heard, you cowards was havin' sex with the same sex
How you gonna explain boning a man?
Even if we squash the beef, I ain't touchin' your hand

Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed) 17:38:22 No.581590

the foids dont even acknowledge i exist while the cools love and accept me thats how i explain it

Anonymous 01/07/23 (Sat) 00:47:17 No.581829

read that you can reduce your farts by 30% if you wash your canned beans before cooking