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Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:50:04 No. 549059

UH-OH reimu and sanae got stuck!

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:58:57 No.549062

Leave the plumpers to me

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 20:00:45 No.549075

Just imagined all the fun you can have in those rolls of flesh…

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 22:28:19 No.549076

organs fell out after i fused to the couch again and had a forklift save me

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 23:48:51 No.549077

The norms are flabbergasted when I tell them I haven't eaten a cake or pizza in over a year

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 00:39:58 No.549079

>>549077
Why are norms asking about your diet

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 00:51:33 No.549080

>>549079
The norms are always being nosy how many calories do you eat what do you bench do you have a gf

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 01:59:57 No.549081

>>549080
Uh no they’re not the norms couldn’t care less about cels. Never had norms ask me stuff like that

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 02:03:48 No.549082

>>549081
Incessantly being asked if i have a partner

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 02:57:02 No.549084

>>549082
When are you getting a gf? Don’t you want to get married and have kids?

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 02:58:14 No.549085

>>549081
They usually don't find out I'm cel until later

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 03:02:29 No.549086

if you get this fat you deserve to be slaughtered it's really that simple

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 04:14:23 No.549088

if you can't find a mate before you're 30 you deserve to be slaughtered it's really that simple

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 04:34:39 No.549089

>>549088
Unless you're T or The Elephant Man, or a nun this is literally impossible though, no matter how ugly and retarded you are nature will make a miracle and you'll get laid.

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 04:37:10 No.549090

>>549089
Not if you spend all day on imageboars

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 04:38:14 No.549091

>>549090
I said 30. It's normal to be a virgin during highschool.

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 04:56:02 No.549092

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indianapolis_FedEx_shooting

After the shooting, authorities conducted a search of his home and seized evidence, including electronics.[5][6][21] An investigation of archived content from Hole's deleted Myspace accounts did not reveal any potential motives. Hole's Myspace account did reveal, however, that he was a "brony", a fan of the animated series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, a fandom with well-documented ties to far-right, white supremacist extremism,[22][23] partially attributable to the fandom’s origins on anonymous imageboard website 4chan. Less than an hour before the shooting, he posted to his Myspace account: "I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there's no afterlife and she isn't real then my life never mattered anyway.

cant believe that guy from hima who said he wants to suicide by cop actually did it

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 05:05:16 No.549093

>>549092
You laugh but he's living happily with Applejack while you suffer here

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 05:52:03 No.549095

>>549092
what zero pussy does to a mf

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 06:50:20 No.549097

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Nothing wrong with being older than 30 and virg

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 07:34:54 No.549099

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i dont interact with women

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 07:53:17 No.549101

>>549099
Why are you using a 16:9 resolution on a 4:3 monitor?

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 07:59:12 No.549102

>>549099
henri setup

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 08:19:59 No.549103

>>549099
>pissu in the bookmarks

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 20:08:42 No.549149

>>549103
Ota is 45% pissuteens 45 celposters.

Anonymous 03/28/22 (Mon) 21:23:57 No.562003

Just imagine all the fun you can have in those rolls of flesh

Anonymous 03/29/22 (Tue) 03:26:25 No.562006

>>549101
widescreennorms

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 20:14:20 No.573827

FATTY Fatty FATTY