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No. 543299

>feminine male

No.543300

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No.543307

Fag

No.543308

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POI

No.543312

>>543308
Poop of Incontinence?

No.543313

>>543312
You're not funny, stop posting

No.543314

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>>543313
thanks for protecting me from the bully

No.543315

>>543308
>>543313

Poop of Inquiries

No.543390

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A negroid at the store called me kid

I'm like 3/4 your age and you just commented on my mass why are you trying to pick a fight now

No.543392

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We need cute Yuudachis here

No.543393

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No.543394

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No.543395

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wish shireikan would invite me to a night battle

No.549045

its ok to simp if the person you're simping for is also a guy
I want to be a noble knight from the days of chivalry and romance charged with protecting a cute wide eyed trappy twink prince(ss) by killing any buddy that gets too close to them with a broadsword
I would do anything for you

No.549049

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imagine a christfreak going to the sistine chapel and seeing the homoerotic art of michelangelo in the ceiling

No.549064

nooo let me say buddy
buddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddy
N.I.G.G.E.R

No.549065

>>549064
Thanks otamin.

No.549066

>Digestion F/M Fart Reformation Anal Vore Farting Butt competition Masturbation Gas challenge Male Prey Female Pred Gassy college girl farting pred farting girl athletic pred college prey farting in mouth college pred

No.549593

Males need to be legally segregated into those who inseminate women and those who will help women raise those children.

No.549594

>>549593
How can I tell which is my job

No.549595

Those who don't fit into either category will become women.

No.549596

>>549593
Sounds like porn fried your brain

No.549597

>>549596
To be fair it's kind of getting that way. I've been told that my standards are too high because I don't want a single mother.

No.549600

>>549593
This would obviously never work and is anl trollish and inhumane thing to say

No.549601

>>549597
Can't you just fucking leave you shitty failed norm, you are not an otaku just a loser

No.549603

>>549600
Judging by the feedback I think it would work just fine. It eliminates weirdos and creeps whose hobbies include anime and visual novels from the gene pool. They have more in common with children than adult males hence they are more suited to be the ones raising kids.

No.549604

>>549601
Says the ironic weeb

No.549606

>>549603
> They have more in common with children than adult males hence they are more suited to be the ones raising kids.
uhh that's literally what women are for

No.549611


No.549623

pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

No.585349

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new orange cure is a boy

No.585351

and you couldnt find a better thread to bump

No.585354

>>585349
orange boy bad

No.585361

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uh they already did that with henri

No.585362

henri taught me that boys can be princesses too

No.585363

precures are magical girls not princesses

No.585364

im a magical boy

No.585368


No.585369

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Henri lifted me up and fucked my ass while dressed as a boatgirl in a hotel broom closet during the 2015 Otakon and when I started crying because poop was getting all over my cosplay outfit he told me no one would ever believe me

No.585370

no he didn't henri is a japanese figure skating magical boy

No.585371

Speak for yourself, bitch. I'm 6'4", white, Swede by blood, where pretty much every woman I meet crushes on me. I've lived all types of lifestyles, from train hopper to big tech money grabber. In my current industry, I'm making $133k, only 3 years in it. I'm a trained dancer and can pull in $45/hour street performing, zero taxes ever, whenever I get sick of whatever job I'm working at and want to mix it up. I play two instruments. I draw. I repair cars. I repair bikes. I can hunt. I can fish. I can forage. I can build houses and do electric and plumbing. I can farm (large and small scale). I can code with the best of them. I'm very well learned in history and philosophy. I know film. I know visual arts. I can shoot photography top tier and have taken thousands of photos all over the world. I'm constantly self teaching something new. I follow my own political beliefs and reject consumerism. I'm very well read in classical lit, amongst other genres. I'm very well listened to in all types of music. I dress well and my whole wardrobe is tailored. I know how to skirt all types of laws for profit and increased freedom. I can be happy in any lifestyle and have explored countless above and underground cultures, and can fit in with anyone from hood rats to wall street bros. I follow my own path, am self made, and self disciplined. You're just a weak cuck.

No.585373

Oh and one final thing. My MAL has over 400 entries watched to completion. I watch over 70% of all shows every season in Japanese no subs I also have an extensive collection of rare anime dolls, Fumos and Nendoroids. As well as a curated collection of laserdisc anime, artbooks, posters and authentic animation cell sheets.

No.585385

>>585369
can't believe henri is a vile rapist! He is a boid after all so it makes sense.

No.585390

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>>585373
>I watch over 70% of all shows every season

Bruh are you okay?

No.585391

10 years ago was only watching like 3 anime each season now watching 30 theres more good stuff coming out but also because spending a lot less time gaming these days

No.585392

>>585373
disgusting.

No.585395

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>>585373
400 entries is nothing. I have over 1k entries and I only watch like 10 shows a season on average.

No.585407

it would take 25 years to reach 1000 at that rate

No.585409

have 900 entries but also miss complete seasons and never bother to update them. still theres no way i've watched 50 anime a year so i think something is broken with their math

No.585418

there are series of music videos from fictional idol groups and the system counts every single one as a separate every NOT as episodes of the same entry

No.585419

dont think thats it on second thought it makes sense if i think about all the ovas and anime movies i've seen

No.585427

love adding 5 minute 1 epsiode onas to my mal

No.585447

5 minute onahole episodes

No.585477

5 minute anal episodes

No.585481

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love anal episodes

No.585494

5 minute anal episodes sounds like a waste of time if im getting the coconut oil out im making the most of it it doesnt clean out easy



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