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My mom was kind of batshit and let me down in a lot of ways but I'm grateful she had the foresight to refuse to let me be circumcised. Thanks mom.

My foreskin's the best gift mom gave. Thanks mom.

dont really care that mine got sliced im never gonno use it

do you not masturbate or what

my fellow himabro who made this thread told me to post in it

9 And God said unto Abraham, Thou shalt keep my covenant therefore, thou, and thy seed after thee in their generations.
10 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.
11 And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.
12 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed.
13 He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.
14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.

>>540575
If that nonsense was true why wouldn't God just precircumcise the babies

i was born in germany so i got to keep mine

>>540568
used to as a teen but NOT very often now im low test probably

>>540575
>my covenant

This covenant no longer applies.

Paul said people who argue for circumcision should just cut their entire dick off.

Galatians 5:12, NIV: "As for those agitators, I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves!"

>>540586
the norms

>>540586
Well Paul believed that Jesus was the messiah which is false.

>>540591
>Nooo why did I have to explicitly reject Christ on ota-chan ahhh it burns I don't want to be in hell anymore

I mean, I hope he forgives you anyway but don't push your luck.