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The Omurice Trick Anonymous 05/08/21 (Sat) 15:36:48 No. 535343

When you're at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice. Omurice is a Japanese dish of rice topped with an omelette and can be found on the menu in any family restaurant and many coffee shops throughout Japan. For those of you outside of Japan, any egg-based dish like a normal omelette should work fine.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:
"I absolutely can't eat omurice."
There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, "Why not? You don't like omurice?"

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: "I… well" (take a deep breath) "Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they're killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can't bear to think about it! They'll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…" It is good to shiver at this point.
Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He's yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

When you start going out with him, no doubt you will find yourselves at a similar restaurant where you can order omurice. You've got to know each other well enough, but of course he is going to ask. "Didn't you say you couldn't eat omurice?"

It is safe enough to blow it off with a "I'm OK with it now", or "Oh, I got used to it", or even a "Did I say that?…tehe-pero!"

Anonymous 05/08/21 (Sat) 15:52:35 No.535344

wow sage

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 03:17:37 No.535388

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Omurice sure is omunice!

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 03:29:50 No.535390

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>>535388
niconicohonoka

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 03:34:10 No.535391

>>535388
let's happy

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 03:37:17 No.535392

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>>535390
The hoooooonk~!

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 04:31:31 No.535394

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>>535392
doot doot happy honoka happy life

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 04:34:30 No.535395

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>>535394
doot doot outta the way hoooooonk~! is happily making her way through!

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 05:03:21 No.535397

honk

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 05:06:10 No.535398

>>535395
mugen happy honk yay

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 05:18:35 No.535399

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>>535397
>>535398
Running in the hallways may be banned but it doesn't stop these happy girls from hoooooonk~!ing in the hallways!

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 05:36:26 No.535401

>>535399
i've rewatched season 1 and the movie most so i dont remember this scene off the top of my head, maybe i should rewatch season 2 tomorrow to get my yearly muse honk dose

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 05:44:43 No.535402

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>>535401
I haven't fully rewatched all of the original LL I just took a lot of screenshots though sometimes I'll rewatch certain parts that have a certain screenshot for fun! Hope you enjoy rewatching season 2 if you do!

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 05:53:00 No.535404

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>>535402
love love live ive rewatched it the original series at least 5 times and the first season and movie at least 10 times

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 06:05:04 No.535408

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>>535404
Wow that is a lot of Love Live! I mean it is a nice show so I don't blame you at all!

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 09:45:01 No.535422

/ota/ heritage thread… reborn

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 22:48:22 No.535481

>>535408
Nico's mom is indeed busty, she's almost the same size as Nozomi. I wonder how Nico's sisters will end up.

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 00:53:44 No.535486

Is Nico adopted??

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 01:21:23 No.535488

i wonder at what age nico realized she'd stopped growing and was never gonna be any bigger

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 14:45:32 No.535537

>>535488
Girls stop growing in their mid teens. I wonder if they're aware and still propagate the myth that men are pedophiles for being attracted to 16 year olds

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 15:07:41 No.535539

the brain keeps developing until like 25

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 15:11:49 No.535540

Nobody ever sees a woman walking by and thinks "damn that's a good looking brain"

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 15:27:38 No.535544

>>535540
Because unlike their breasts and legs women seldom show they have a brain.

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 16:25:36 No.535550

>>535544
Wrong.

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 16:27:39 No.535551

>>535537
Their body keeps developing until they're around 21 though. Though I don't think there's any hope for Nico, she's probably stuck on that childish body forever, at least Rin and Rina can dream about getting a little bit curvier.

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 16:45:52 No.535552

makes me think of those scenes in Zombieland Saga where other kids talk about growing up and their bodies changing in the future and the zombie girls reflect on how they won't get to experience that

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 17:51:12 No.535558

>>535551
You are brainwashed and spreading misinformation

Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon) 17:57:21 No.535559

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