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No. 3747

the gnfoes are down
Anyone else getting tired of refreshing her ask.fm 5 times a day and never finding anything new?

No.3748

wow this site is fucking dead

No.3749

>>3748
You do realize this site was created as a refuge for the unironic gays, right?

No.3750

>>3749
then where do I go to talk about milk?

No.3751

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YEAH

molk thread

No.3752

>>3750
Milk is actually a guy, so here is fine I guess.

No.3753

I love milk so much

No.3754

I would buy milk lots of stuff if I had the money

No.3755

milk please respond to my question

No.3756

>>3755
well It's been so long I don't even remember what I asked her

No.3757

>>3751
Hopefully faggotamin doesn't delete it, I got quite upset when he did that last time

No.62966

MILG

No.63023

that bitch is ugly ass shit what the fuck is wrong with you guys.

No.63087

>>63023
in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

No.63099

>>63023
She's a non obese foid in 2023 that automatically sets her as a 7/10 minimum

No.63108

>>63099
i simply do not agree with your rating of her shes probably a 3/10 in person if that

No.63539

its high time for a milkblog

No.63540

having a pale ale soipa

No.63543

mom made ghetti n balls

No.63544

are we here now just pick one

No.63547

just make a tubie post and wait all the tubeteens to oog or for the tuberagers to make 3 posts in another thread

No.63549

ate nachos now im gamin

No.63550

sigh he wouldve loved this one https://i.4pcdn.org/tv/1689821594839011.webm

No.63551

dont click

No.63552

why what is it

No.63553

its vile you dont wanna know

No.63554

nice sixth grade science camp vid

No.63555

>>63549
wheres the stream

No.63556

nothin vile about some nice sexy ladies

No.63557

flippin harlots

No.63558

>>63555
im playing the league of legend card game dont think anyone would be interested in watching

No.63559

time for some wine and a nice movie

No.63560

what are we watching

No.63561

absence of malice

No.63562

have a carton of good ol pauls lemonade in the fridge rn

No.63563

paul norman

No.63564

youre gonna take that back

No.63565

cancerwaved some dogs but the buns were moldy

No.63566

die bunmold

No.63567

im not trying hard enough its still gonno take like 30 years

No.63568

wish mom was still alive

No.63569

time for movie number two

No.63570

guess ill sperm to a nice lewdtuber

No.63571


No.63572

wish i had a pizza but its not like id suddenly be able to game or watch

No.63573

spermed me guts out

No.63574

havent spermed in a week

No.63575

ate some tacos now im gaming

No.63576

what a coincedence ate some bean and cheese burritos meself now im rotting

No.63577


No.63578

sigh sekis shutting down hima

No.63579

hope that tween drops dead you have to be a super special kind of retarded norm to kill a site the average user spends 15 hours a day 7 days a week on

No.63580

crying for the bros who got lost along the way

No.63581

still dont understand why he killed hima on purpose i know for a fact hes not a bad guy

No.63582

seki didnt kill hima the guy who threw a hissyfit over turt being a mod did

No.63583

pipe down cameron

No.63584

wish i was cam

No.63585

ive had too much to think today gonno slam a big one and watch a movie

No.63586

>>63582
what? it was entirely about milk because I threw the hissyfit

No.63587

feel like for my lifestyle i should be 280 pounds with a huge beard and ponytail but im a 210 pound twink with a bowling ball gut and twiglike appendages

No.63588

im a big fat ogre but with a neetcut and no beard because long hair and beard growth irritate me

No.63589

havent neetcut in like 7 years since mom told me to stop doing it

No.63590

weird i was rolling for morgan a couple of weeks ago and got a random jack instead decided to roll for morgan again today and got yet another jack out of all possible five stars not on rate up isnt that strange

No.63591

havent known what the flip youve been talking about since a year or two since my last neetcut i know jack since ive masticated to her but other than that ive been lost

No.63592

die masticator

No.63593

just started raining

No.63594

need to mow

No.63595

doctor told me to stop sitting so much

No.63596

uh doc

No.63597

wager if i dont rope ill probly die from a deep bunghole thrombosis

No.63598

pasted ollie dabbing and flossing

No.63599

didnt expect most of the stream to be in indognese

No.63600


No.63601

once had to explain to a ramen shop employee that our malaysian friend needed help reading the automated kiosk cause he thought he was japanese

No.63602

>>63595
why dont you have a seat right over here

No.63603

mom made a bunch of food but i wasnt even hungry so it all got wrapped in toxic plastic and went straight in the fridge

No.63604

downloadin new kamen rider mobie

No.63605

its almost fridey night

No.63606

thought power rangers was retarded i had a few hand me down toys and some books wonder if its the fault of localization like how i didnt like dragon ball z because of the dub and the pacing

No.63607


No.63608

gave myself a goatee

No.63609

pic

No.63610

gth picbeg

No.63611

ranted hard to mom would have broken multiple laws if i was a europeen

No.63612

die momrant

No.63613

read a nice snopes article im glad all of modern lifes painful and difficult questions have been thoroughly explained by middling iq college graduate whites and friends living in san francisco

No.63614

wish i was normotypical

No.63615

thinking of cracking and making some fried jalapenos

No.63616

gonna drink wine and watch movies all day

No.63618


No.63619

thinkin about crackin meself

No.63620

woke up gonno shower

No.63621


No.63622

uh why is he mexican

No.63623

looks a lot like a tan luffy if theyd just cut his hair more but at least this ups the embarassment after they had calli do the vegapunk song

No.63624

damned good jalapenos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Please forgive my rudenessL7m4fwyI

No.63625

really hope thats not true glad im hundreds of episodes behind if theyre letting those retarded cunts get involved but im also sad because it shows just how far normppon has fallen

No.63626

uhh normppon has fallen because they sold licensing rights to an gay american company now

No.63627

crying for hima

No.63628

>>63624
normlab 2021

No.63629

was gonno rewatch sealab in 2021 but never got around to it

No.63630

like space ghost more

No.63631

groan walked into mom near the bathroom carrying a 6 pack of empties if i had spent another 30 seconds teenshaving id have missed her

No.63632


No.63633


No.63634

love moby dick what a great book

No.63635

thinking about courage the cowardly dog too bad ill never score and piss sperm up a vagina hole or id show it to my kids

No.63636

that show always made me depressed

No.63637

mom didnt let me watch it but i watched it while she was gone and taped it then labelled them as something else

No.63638

pretty insane in retrospect that 20 years ago she would tell me i could only play normscape for 30 minutes but then leave for 6 hours

No.63639

you shouldve listened to her

No.63640

why

No.63641


No.63642

dont get it

No.63643

damn good movie

No.63644

you cant just say that and NOT tell what movie it was

No.63645

the killing of a chinese bookie

No.63646


No.63647

what the flip is vcr gta

No.63648

the epic jp streamer server where towa and botan and laputyan and all the vspo whores all collab with men

No.63649


No.63650

>>63645
taped that one off tcm at one point but never watched

No.63651

made non instant cawfee for the first time in a while since mom made bananer bread

No.63652

had too much cawfee can feel my heart beating

No.63688

might become an ankidrone

No.63689

cant be any worse than what weve been doing

No.63690


No.63692

mom wants me to make burgs

No.63693

wish i could go back in time im sure i would be able to flip the sexy neighbor girl

No.63694

>>63688
its fun if you dont have anxiety

No.63695

spermed and burged

No.63696

burger

No.63697

thinking of gaming if only i could

No.63698

just ate tacos and gamed personally

No.63699

just game not that hard

No.63700

wish it was that simple believe me

No.63701

just find a good game where you can put down and get distracted from then ease back into losing yourself between the impulses

No.63702

wish it was still the 2000s when internorm speeds were too slow for the dystopia to take form and i didnt know i would have to spend the rest of my life under constant surveillance

No.63703

would get on good nakama pills if i could but they dont seem to be working too well for the norms either theyre flippin miserable too

No.63704

i am wanna die

No.63705


No.63706

all i can do is thank god every day that i dont have a job

No.63707

chileing

No.63708

water stopped working mom called the water guys

No.63709

the water store

No.63710

just a fairy tale pnig conjured up

No.63711

mom got mcds

No.63712

ate some choice meats

No.63713

ordered a nice starforge pc

No.63714

normforge

No.63715


No.63716

>>63713
which one did you get

No.63717

wasted my years gaming and joing now i have no neuroplasticity left

No.63718

hope its a nice neo oni

No.63719

>>63713
whens the build stream

No.63720

cant stream ever since the incident

No.63721


No.63722

need to shite bad but the water is still broken and the toilet wont flush

No.63723

drawer

No.63724

cant this ones a sloppy one i can feel it

No.63725


No.63726

he loved that song

No.63727

sigh

No.63728

mowed might fire up the grill later and make sausage patties

No.63729

woke up mornin mates

No.63730

jenkem bottle is almost ready

No.63731

doctor wants me to wear thigh high compression stockings

No.63732

nice fetish doc

No.63733

havent had the doc ask to finger my bhole yet thought that was supposed to happen around 30

No.63734

broke me elbow now i cant jo or game

No.63735

1 week nojo woke up hard and throbbing

No.63736

yearning for a sperming

No.63737


No.63738

fired up the grill and made sausage patties and taters and eggs

No.63739

mom just fired up the grill and is about to make some burgs

No.63740

cracked open the wine its almost taco time

No.63741

hell ya everybodys neetin it up

No.63742

as for me its air fried hashbrowns and chicken strips

No.63743

snoozed in the tub for a spell

No.63744

woke up

No.63745

gonno try my hardest to watch a movie tonight just to do something anything

No.63746

had a nice hypothetical conversation with my future gf while i paced in the basement for an hour

No.63747

thats a nice thing to try and do just choosing one thing to accomplish a day

No.63748

i did more today than ive done in a week even before the movie get off my back man

No.63749

movie time

No.63750

what ye watchin

No.63751

ordinary people

No.63752

mom said i looked like robert redford when we watched jeremiah johnson a few years back

No.63753

you dont look like robert redford

No.63754

wish i could watch movies like that with mom she only watches marvel movies these days

No.63755

>>63753
think it was because i hadnt shaved in over a year maybe it was what the kids are calling banter

No.63756

mom says i look like orson welles

No.63757


No.63758

only watched that show because of the simpsons episode

No.63759

same thought it sucked hard

No.63760

might have to start buying more wine half a gallon just aint doin it anymore

No.63761

lets take a tolerance break and get more for our dollar

No.63762

raging hard mom says were moving to truth or consequences for her work

No.63763

weird names for places

No.63764

only know about that one because of that one guy Please stick it in mee

No.63765

cant imagine what kind of job mom has that she has to relocate to a place no one would have ever heard of if a guy hadnt kidnapped sex slaves from bars in it

No.63766

she works in energy or something

No.63767

would have said the same thing about kalamazoo

No.63768

like for the man or a private corporation i thought they were letting former weather underground members run the department of energy these days

No.63769

dont ask dont tell

No.63770

time for movie number two

No.63771

whats the double feature

No.63772

prince of the city

No.63773

youre in charge of the mansion projector as long as you take requests

No.63774

dont know when the filmnorms took over hima but i dont like it

No.63775

uh hima

No.63776

never heard of it i only know of truhima

No.63777


No.63778

got tricked into autistically listening to those guys for 10s of hours back in the day

No.63779

the day never ended for me im stuck at age 17 for life

No.63780

ive got this feeling like my veins are filled with nothin but gasoline

No.63781

Please stick it in mee loved those memes

No.63782

sigh remember wowing hard while listening to protomen and machinae supremacy

No.63783

sigh

No.63784

havent wowed since i realized i was wasting my life then continued wasting my life for another 12 or 13 years whatever year were in now

No.63785

how about scape

No.63786

played that for the first time in ten years in 2017 when my bros were doing it and stopped after an hour or two

No.63787

norm

No.63788

simply didnt see the point when my memories were better than reality could ever be

No.63789


No.63790

if i could have been transported to lumbridge in 2004 i might have been happy

No.63791

too bad

No.63792

guess ill snooze and looze

No.63793


No.63794

translate it ankidrones

No.63795


No.63796

im the guy in lumb that players steal from and kill

No.63797

had an idea for a game where you control a regular guy that lives by himself and has a low paying job and when hes not sleeping or working hes at home playing a p2w game so the game loop would be you go to work do the minigames as well as you can lets say making burgers so you can earn money to get home and spend it all on the games cash shop which would be something like an action rpg and when time runs out you go to bed and a new day begins and you progress by balancing both aspects and the game gets more predatory as time goes on and you need to search for higher paying jobs

No.63798

gonno ask chatgpt to put that in fewer words if you dont mind

No.63799

skip

No.63800

Game idea: Control guy with a low-paying job who spends his free time playing a p2w game. Balance work and gaming, search for better jobs as the game becomes more challenging (expensive).

No.63801

pasted

No.63802


No.63803

woke up screaming and crying

No.63804

what happen

No.63805

had one of those dreams with the falling sensation

No.63806

might try to make one of those ai vtubers

No.63807


No.63808

paste kirb

No.63809


No.63810

lenovo is having a sale got a nice t14s

No.63811

thats a chinese company you cant support them

No.63812

c.r.e.a.m. chinks rule everything around me

No.63813

got mom a nice ideapad

No.63814

love a nice backdoored processor straight from the independent nation of taiwan

No.63815

same

No.63816

Hololive Otaku With No Driving License Hits-and-Runs With Itasha

No.63817

moms got a decade old intel celery i could get a faster computer from flipping goodwill for 20 bucks but she doesnt want a desktop

No.63818

get her a nice ipad pro

No.63819

she deserves a nice apple glasses

No.63820

cant wait for zuck to stream targetted ads directly into my brain

No.63821

got a nice nendoroido product no 2009 in the mail

No.63822

its been ejaculated on countless times i can tell you that right now

No.63823

>>63816
pasted as flip tubeteen

No.63824

>>63821
shouldve got a nice no 1688 instead

No.63825


No.63826

retarded accent and hes doing that gay cadence every teen does nowadays because they grew up watching stupid shite like video essays instead of the history channel otherwise id watch

No.63827

nice picky watcher

No.63828


No.63829

woke up hiya

No.63830

gmorning

No.63831

>>63828
heehee

No.63832

taco time

No.63833

baked chicken thighs and mac

No.63834

amd gpus have got to be the greatest pc hardware scam out there cant do shite because everything uses cuda and everything that doesnt is still worse and buggier and slower

No.63835

works on my machine but i wouldnt have bothered knowing now that rainbow six doesnt work on polaris or anything higher

No.63836

dont know what cuda is

No.63837

novideos proprietary thing for video rendering and cartoon porn generation that allows them to charge 40% more on each product

No.63838


No.63839

forgot to put butter on my normaroni and cheese like product flip it im not getting back up

No.63840

washed me sheets and blankies

No.63841

love a good foodlike product

No.63842

always snooze far better after doing that but i only do it every few months at best

No.63843

ate tacos

No.63844

stayed up too late again need to get back to the 4 am to noon sweet spot

No.63845

change sheets every week

No.63846

nig

No.63847

yeah im nig so what

No.63848

raped turts muscled asshole tu

No.63849

ate some pnuts

No.63850

love a good pnut

No.63851

spread pnut butter all over turts anus

No.63852

it started raining

No.63853

same

No.63854


No.63855

dont want to listen to that right now lest i grow somber

No.63856

suppose ill play some nice iron rank lol games

No.63857

mom got me a bag of chicken strips

No.63858

you cant be iron thats for children and women

No.63859

turt squirted out shit furiously and it mixed with the pnut butter spread on his anus so now it looks like reese's pieces

No.63860

got the brain of a child and im iron 3

No.63861

downloaded flashpoint Please stick it in mee had forgotten how much fun i used to have just playing simple shockwave games
not even playing anything just browsing through found a bunch of java waha games there are so many japanese flash games we never got to experience

No.63862

thought you meant operation flashpoint

No.63863

same

No.63864

havent bothered with any of those emulators because theres too many games i dont remember the names of maybe theyre saved somewhere in the internet exploder cache on moms old computer i only knew about clearing history so she couldnt read the urls back then

No.63865

mornin ota brewed up some beanwater and watchin anime

No.63866

hell ya brother

No.63867

mornin ota squirted out some beanwater and watchin dad shower

No.63868

hell ya brother

No.63869

wonder how the alt timeline is going where i have a wife kids job house and mortgage

No.63870

teeth hurt

No.63871

hell ya brother

No.63872


No.63873

woke up mornin guys

No.63874

go back to bed freak

No.63875

yawning hard

No.63876

mom said inaj

No.63877

talk shit get hit

No.63878

­

No.63879

gonno crack and make some chicken strips in about an hour

No.63880

think i might crack in a few minutes

No.63881

all right lets get this show on the road

No.63882

tardlaughing one of the new holoens is called narcissa

No.63883


No.63884

had a double feature of people under the stairs and easy money

No.63885

boy i tell you do i miss the days when italians were the worst people you could imagine and mock in a motion picture

No.63886

cracked the wine might be movie time for me too

No.63887

right on youre an inspiration to us all

No.63888

thinking about the video store again wonder if the owner is dead think hes probably 70 wouldnt mind running into him again

No.63889

those were good times would rent blair witch over and over then get hotdogs or burgs 3 doors down then when unc went to store liquor store id get to pick a root beer or a dr p out of the cooler

No.63890

there was a bro there with a lip stud or whatever they called it who would wink at me when i rented m rated games hes probably 42 now

No.63891

that was me

No.63892

thanks for being cool about it

No.63893

used to rage because blockbuster and dominos were next to each other and would run matching deals on the same day but mom would take us to blockbuster for the deal on rentals and then not get a heavily discounted za to go with it

No.63894


No.63895

cocksucker was communist 1984 faggot shit with the identity cards and credit on file rentals hope everyone that ever owned one gets kniferaped

No.63896

maybe if i had been a city slicker id have the millenial urbanite queer nostalgia for that worthless store but all they did for me in the decade they were open in my area was sell me a bad star wars bombad racing disk and then ten years later some rentals im glad my bros never returned their shit they had rented when they were going out of business 13 years ago

No.63897

ungunked me keyb its shiny as new

No.63898

feelin depressed

No.63899


No.63900

loved super bombad racing you got owned

No.63901

shut up

No.63902


No.63921

eatin bread roll with butter this is some good butter tastes like cheese

No.63922

brewed joe

No.63923

my blain is bloken

No.63924


No.63925

doctor gave me body glue to help the thigh high compression stockings stay up

No.63926

hate mmonorms

No.63927


No.63928


No.63929

out of your gods damned mind if you think im watching a 2 hour vid of some ameriboomer speak into a mic

No.63930


No.63931


No.63932

might jerk it to the kitty hole thread

No.63933


No.63934

uhhhh thats a child

No.63935

so

No.63936

>>63930
Please stick it in mee

No.63937

might have another double feature tonight had fun after trying and failing to watch a movie every day for weeks

No.63938

>>63933
only attracted to whites sorry

No.63939

whites are vile creatures

No.63940

die chink

No.63941

im not chink and i agree with him have you seen the state of the western world how are whites not evil to allow that it doesnt matter if the idea was planted by friends

No.63942

shut up nig

No.63943

nah but probably have some distant nig ancestors somewhere since a great great whatever gramps owned some in the 19th century and may have sampled the goods if any of them were women

No.63944

i mean relatives

No.63945

kitty is snoozing hard

No.63946

>>63940
im not chink but i wish i was

No.63947

if you were you wouldnt have the ability to wish for things youd just be an automaton constantly evaluating information through your squinty eyes like the terminator

No.63948

stop being racist

No.63949

nah

No.63950


No.63951

>>63947
sounds good

No.63952

cant believe the norms took cumonprintedpics down sigh

No.63953

might peek into the timeline where sega won

No.63954


No.63955

shes cute

No.63956

glad im not ped just seems like a big hassle and a lot of effort

No.63957

dont see the hassle in joing to sexy ladies all day

No.63958

uh i didnt mean sperming was the hard part

No.63959

got something hard for that little baby

No.63960

theres some ped on youtube whos been reuploading sexy lady vids linking the channel in the description and encouraging them to make more risque videos for views and subscribers and it works gotta appreciate his hard work

No.63961

saw that channel too but ive never clicked on it because i refuse to support reuploaders

No.63962

what kind of sauce do i want with my chicken strips tonight might have honey mustard

No.63963

gotta be hotsauce and mayo

No.63964

>>63961
he keeps reuploading my favorite video so i cant complain

No.63965

uh mayo lets stop kidding around here

No.63966

whats wrong with mayo

No.63967

nothin its simply not a dipping sauce

No.63968


No.63969

somethings going on with me stomach and im not liking it ohgod

No.63970

just dumped about a quart of piss out me arse

No.63971

guess ill snooze

No.63972

lain

No.63973

>>63964
post it

No.63974

dont want to start doing that kind of thing

No.63975

why NOT

No.63976


No.63977

tired

No.63978

wired

No.63979

water pipe broke again the pipe guys are outside fixing it

No.63980

the water pipe guys from the water pipe store

No.63981


No.63982

kitty want flip

No.63983

sexy yuumi

No.63984

gonno try to finish up my ai tomorrow and make an avatar for the stream hope it works with low latency

No.63985

the streamer

No.63986

wonder what himako is up to sigh she probably has a husband by now

No.63987

left the house for the first time in a month got pork rinds slim jims gummy worms and a can of peanuts

No.63988

die snacknorm

No.63989

bh nosnack

No.63990

i crack i snack and i jack thats just what i do

No.63991

wish i could crack and snack

No.63992


No.63993

made a big batch of beef strokinoff had to unzip me shorts

No.63994

woke up and put the pork in the oven its pork week

No.63995

fell asleep for like 2 hours groan i wanted to go to bed before the sun was up again

No.63996

hoooo boy chowed down on that pork

No.63997

Hello there, what's going on in this thread?

No.64000

did i forget to tell you that 8chan midget is starting to buy up imageboards hes already got 420chan and as i wrote that i checked desuchan and its back so thats probably next

No.64001

maybe hell buy hima

No.64002

whats his name would have to put the bong down and pick up the phone first

No.64003

>>64000
i saw that a couple of weeks ago

No.64004

same thanks for telling me

No.64005

time for a big old pair of grilled porkers with onion kraut cheese and mustard

No.64006

woke up

No.64007

hope momguy is ok many neets rely on mom financially hope hes not struggling

No.64008

same

No.64009

its a shame that i got addicted to the internet like ten years before it was popular and it was completely different now by continuing to use it after its subversion im no different than a baby boomer watching major dad or some retarded shite

No.64010

never watched major dad is it good

No.64011

simply go to the jap side of the internet they still have websites that look like theyre from the 90s

No.64018

phew nice xiv fanfest today gonno soyface at the new expansion trailer

No.64019


No.64020

but what about fgo fes

No.64021

ate some pancetta and gnocchi

No.64022

made some iced cawfee with instant cawfee

No.64023

>>64019
pasted gura

No.64024


No.64025

im cel but still love listening to break up albums

No.64026

everyone says im glooby but i listen to hiphop and stuff

No.64027

>>64025
same love listening to taylor swift

No.64028

like how theyre just adding raidplan.io in game

No.64029

>>64024
first thing i see is obese mixed race americans and english speakers in the chat no thanks

No.64030

bigot

No.64031

spermed to a nice pedmom joi

No.64032


No.64033

tardlaughing remembering pedomom

No.64034


No.64035


No.64036

what the heck did the 14 expansion just get announced out of nowhere

No.64037

die xivteen

No.64038

ranted hard to mom about wanting to buy a gun and start hunting to save money on food so i dont have to get a you know what

No.64039

love bringing up guns when confronted with reasonable expectations

No.64040

nothin expectation the topic was how people used to have a choice in eating poisoned meat by buying from farmers and hunting instead of going to stores

No.64041

pasted pomu and selen

No.64042

woke up watchin exilecon

No.64043

couldnt get the bot running today gonno try tomorrow crazy how it seems things are less convenient and more expensive now than five years ago when i made the himabot in 2018

No.64044

how about you work on learning how to tie a noose technorm

No.64045


No.64046

weeping poe2 is so beautiful

No.64047

dont click that

No.64048

clicked it before i read your post

No.64049

one click is all it takes

No.64059

broke the two day movie streak last night not sure if i want to bother trying again

No.64060

click the new game dungeon

No.64061

fell for it and became enraged

No.64062

was gonno say im not falling for that even though i did sigh

No.64063


No.64064

guess ill crack

No.64065

cracker

No.64066

who do i call to schedule an outpatient lobotomy and penis enlargement

No.64067

gooning

No.64068


No.64069

back in my day we called it edging before the norms made it the hip new thing

No.64070

got my 1250 logins bonus on fgo

No.64071


No.64072

think im gonna get a kitty

No.64073

got a boykitty for you right here

No.64074

are you capable of caring for another full time its not easy but it seems you got what it takes

No.64075

just sit around on the couch most of the day id spend that patting the cat as well seems better than most kitty homes

No.64076


No.64077

ooging to lunas new outit

No.64078

todays mini crosswords is quite difficult

No.64079

not really

No.64080


No.64081

nice crosswordmog

No.64082

supernormductor

No.64083

hope everyones having fun at ltx 2023

No.64084


No.64085

downloaded lain a long time ago and have just been shuffling it from hard drive to hard drive since same with most of the 2 terabytes of anime i have saved

No.64086

its my favorite

No.64087

shouldnt have saved so many of the good anime for a later date now im too old with too rotten of a brain and soul to appreciate them my japanese spirit is dead

No.64088

your fate is to be reborn through those future experienced

No.64089

a tree branch just smashed the glass on the meter and pulled the power lines from the street off the side of the house probably gonno be offline for a while tomorrow and lose my sick amount of uptime

No.64090

with my luck the pressure from it dangling there is gonno rip something cause an arc and burn the house down

No.64091

sigh thats terrible may kami-sama protect you and your home

No.64092

biological clock is ticking need to impregnate a woman right now

No.64093

mom says i look like a male model i just dont put myself out there

No.64094

>>64092
why would you want to bring a child into this hellscape

No.64095

god said we must be fruitful and multiply

No.64096

foreskin juicy rn

No.64097

think its safe to say at this point that judeo-christian religions are evil and western civilization happened due to genetic intellectual superiority in spite of them why should i care about things that god said at the beginning of society when were at the end of it

No.64098

whats foreskin

No.64099

its that thing that got stolen from us at birth because our parents generation were drooling retards

No.64100

not me im intact and in charge

No.64101

if kellogg thought i wouldnt be jerking it so much without it he was way off

No.64102

hope fuwawa and mococo are able to save advent

No.64103

1540 September The Jiajing Emperor announces his intention to seclude himself for several years to pursue immortality; a court official says this is nonsense and gets tortured to death

No.64104

fired up black mirror season 6

No.64105

>>64103
tardlaughing

No.64106

had 3 big ones guess ill snooze

No.64107

got one more big one for you

No.64108


No.64109


No.64110

asked mom to look at my body

No.64111

you could have taken pics and asked us

No.64112

>>64110
what did she see

No.64113

roomba being extra noisy

No.64114

dried blood

No.64115

always get that from scratching me back zits

No.64116

dont remember sperming yesterday this is my chance to get my test back up

No.64117


No.64118

never fell for the t meme

No.64119

t or t

No.64120

dont like it when linus makes sex jokes

No.64121

never fell for the t meme either but fell for the neuroplasty meme now its over

No.64122

is jp fgo as full of typos as na fgo

No.64123

japs dont make typos

No.64124

their whole language is a typo with how they gut every loan word with kana

No.64125

tried to spermnap but its still too bright guess ill try again after dinner

No.64126

kitty is watching youtube vids with me

No.64136

tried to game couldnt then started feeling freaked out

No.64137

phew gamed a ton time to snooze

No.64138

guess ill snooze too bored as hell and tired

No.64139

got some schizo soap

No.64140

had to take a selfie for verification did not want to see that freak

No.64141

pic

No.64142

gonno take the test to renew my license it expires on my birthday in december

No.64143

think ill finally take the drivers test sometime before next summer when my permit expires i always thought you had to parallel park for the test but i was googling it again a few weeks ago and according to the official dmv site you dont have to

No.64144

easy mini crosswords today

No.64145

lost my epic 238 days of router uptime

No.64146

got merlin

No.64147

made a big jug of ice coffee gonna game

No.64148

wouldnt mind being able to game

No.64149

down to my last big one

No.64150

pee wee herman died hes jerking off in the big porno theater in the sky now

No.64151

cool peds arent allowed in heaven

No.64152

whats the point of a porno theater if you cant jo

No.64153

youre supposed to bring a date

No.64154

can you be my date

No.64155

groan shouldnt have had that big one i knew id be awake all night if i cracked it too early

No.64156


No.64157


No.64158

NOThing quite like crossing streams with the boys

No.64159

feel like theres something off about that but i havent seen any girls naked in rl to confirm

No.64160

A World Where Small, Phimosis Cocks Are Hated

No.64161

hey alright

No.64162


No.64163

pasted giants

No.64164

im never watching baseball ever again

No.64165

pasted tuberager

No.64166

rabbit rabbit

No.64167

rewatching surveillance camera man love how norms only freak out about being recorded when theres someone standing behind the camera

No.64168

ya its much better be in fight or flight mode the entire time youre outside of the house now that every electronic device can read your mind and record you

No.64169

sigh handicapped cant game anymore

No.64170

how i thought the one good part of never leaving the house or working was that we wouldnt get injured in freak accidents

No.64171

were not safe in here

No.64172

>>64167
had to go watch the mahjong bits thanks

No.64173

cant watch those vids they make me anxious

No.64174

youtube premium ran out mom refuses to pay

No.64175

why do you need premium

No.64176

very little that doesnt make me anxious thats just what comes with living in a dystopian failed state and not being a multi millionaire

No.64177


No.64178

wish i had been born in the 70s and died 15 years ago rather than experience almost all my life in this hell i had 7 years of americas last gasp before 2000 and that was it

No.64179

quit being so melodramatic

No.64180

gaming and drinking joe

No.64181

drank too much joe earlier and gave myself a tummy ache

No.64182

nothin melodramatic life is simply worse than it would have been otherwise at any other point in the last 80 years

No.64183

just noticed its august 1st

No.64184

kitty is snoozing on my lap

No.64185

cant wait to get a kitty so it can snooze on my lap

No.64186

im a flippin kitty

No.64187

noticed that 90 percent of threads on 4teen that require you to be older than 20 or have been browsing for at least ten years typically dies within a few posts especially at night

No.64188

nice oldfag

No.64189

read a sad manga and cried

No.64190


No.64191


No.64192


No.64193

remember 6 and a half years ago things were good 5 and a half when the sc2 raiders showed up wasnt so good but still okay

No.64194

groaning woke up thirsty and cant get back to sleep

No.64195

need to go to japan my homeland calls for me

No.64196

wasp in the house screamed and ran back into my room

No.64197

nice screamer

No.64198

all because mom left a piece of chicken on the kitchen counter sigh the wasps are pouring in

No.64199

has she heard of these things called window screens

No.64200

all the windows are closed

No.64201

>>64103
sigh thought this was on update on ken until i read it a second time

No.64202


No.64203


No.64204

norm norm beats

No.64205

got a cheesburger extra onion and large diet dr p at mcds

No.64206

miss watching a nice 240p anime episode split into 3 parts on old youtube

No.64207

>>64205
what did that run you 6 bucks

No.64208

1.29 cancerwater and the burger was free from reward points with 13 cents of sales tax

No.64209

love when my masters reward me for running their 24/7 surveillance software by lowering the price on my food like substance to what it was ten years ago

No.64210

debating whether or not its worth it to go to the store with mom to get a pizza dont want to get there then decide its too expensive and leave with nothing again

No.64211

got europa while rolling for tonelico NOT sure grandmas should dress like this

No.64212

didnt want to go but party pizzas were on sale so it wasnt a waste

No.64213

bored

No.64214


No.64215

dont click gooks

No.64216

might nakedsnooze to mix things up

No.64217


No.64218

woke up
finally bored of being on the pc and watching youtube on the tv think i might read a book or something

No.64219

might i recommend Political Parties by the much lauded italofascist robert michels

No.64220


No.64221


No.64222

paolo

No.64223

liar

No.64224

>>64219
might give that one a look

No.64225

>>64220
mike judge was pasted

No.64226

waiting for the baldurs gate 3 fitgirl repack

No.64227

hope it removes the feature that larian added where your installation folder gets corrupted if you make a white person in the character creator

No.64228


No.64229

uninstalled xiv

No.64230


No.64231

showered with the schizo soap

No.64232

groan cant remember a password i knew it a year ago but morgot

No.64233

remembered it was the title of a cd that used to be on my floor before i cleaned up

No.64234

something happening in my street theres a police suv two ambulances and a fire truck

No.64235

its happening

No.64236

tried to set my old monitor back up but im not used to having a non matte screen anymore i dont like the retard i keep seeing typing in my peripheral vision

No.64237


No.64238

new tileman

No.64239

guess ill start chugging and throw a pizza in the toaster oven

No.64240

guess ill snooze

No.64241


No.64242

groaning moms reading a book or something and theres 3 blogs i didnt grab

No.64243


No.64244

goldarn it my micropenis slipped out of the iced tea bottle and pissed all over the edge of the seat guess ill snooze

No.64245

never knew nokia was finnish what arent they the best at

No.64246

normkia

No.64247

youre gonna take that back

No.64248

already took it back to the sprint store in 2013 where i exchanged it for a nice iphone 5c

No.64249

shouldve bought all the nokia when it was a fraction of a cent 14 years ago after the ngage and flip phone flops

No.64250

wouldnt mind buying a new computer for buddy friday but thats before christmas and my birthday so i wont have any money

No.64251

playing frogun and catching up on all the hololivesummer2023 main channel streams

No.64252

guess ill make cawfee and jo

No.64253


No.64254

getting bored wanted to game on my old monitor but i forgot my video card doesnt have vga out anymore and im too lazy to reboot and disable it for the igpu

No.64255

stopped biting my nails now my fingertips feel funny

No.64256


No.64257

paolo dont click

No.64258

dads making pasta

No.64259


No.64260

go post that worthless garbage on gnfos you faggot

No.64261

>>64257
its a shame i love me some japanese propaganda but between his comically ugly appearance popping up at random and cool voice it takes me out of it

No.64262

sometimes wish i had a sis but then take it back when i remember shed get flipspermed inside by some norm glad i dont have one

No.64263

woke up feelin tired

No.64264

wouldnt have minded being molested by a hot older sis as long as she stayed away from me bungholio

No.64265

wish i could jo to the bhole licking pages in my doujins have to skip those pages

No.64266

>>64260
actually youre gay if you dont like her

No.64267

ate pasta

No.64268

the baldurs gate 3 crack is 90gb have the norms just been buying new drives every dozen releases the last few years or what

No.64269

it should be 114 gb are you sure youre downloading from a good source

No.64270

youd have to pay me to play that shite

No.64271

simply store it on the cloud

No.64272

not downloading shite simply saw it maybe it was a repack

No.64273

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

No.64274

might be one of those jo to kids night

No.64275

no dont

No.64276

pnig wept

No.64277

think ill make tuna mac

No.64278


No.64279

pasted

No.64280

hand smells like garlic

No.64281

die garlichand

No.64282

think ill power down tonight and see how long i can go without booting it back up tomorrow have to break this cycle of using the net and getting depressed it used to be an escape from the realities of our hellworld but now its the only reason i even know what happens outside my room

No.64283

boohoo grow a pair youre almost 40

No.64284

yep or you get your adhd treated with modern medicine

No.64285

>>64283
30 is the new 20

No.64286

laid on the couch and watched law and order for the past 14 hours

No.64287

wish i had a couch

No.64288

made cornbread

No.64289

normbread

No.64290

watchin a nice vtubie pone drawing stream

No.64291

sipping my coffee its a lovely day

No.64292

whats so flippin lovely about it

No.64293

went to bed with 15gb left and woke up with 68 even though i was downloading something not sure what thats all about

No.64294

sigh you shouldve listened to derek

No.64295

had some cheesedogs

No.64297

was it a pepperjack dog

No.64298

arm is dry and flaky im molting

No.64299

when i see this thread im molging

No.64300

scattered moms ashes on lake michigan moms friend bought me a walking stick with a petoskey stone in the head

No.64301

sigh

No.64302

big sigh

No.64303

not sure if mom wants to be cremated thought about reading her will once but didnt

No.64304

sigh the 4 is dead

No.64305

as long as the archives stay up ive got thousands and thousands of threads to catch up on

No.64306

simply skip em

No.64307

i do thats why i have so many bookmarked

No.64308

trying to download baldurs gate 3 but the torrent is maxing at 4 mbps sigh

No.64309

die speedmog

No.64310

havent torrented in years

No.64311

uh what is that like 8 hours ten years ago it would have taken me that long for a 10gb game

No.64312

dont know but this thing has been downloading for the entire day normally it would be going at 60 mbps but these trackers are awful the ips are all russian and brazilian

No.64313

simply buy the game

No.64314

neetdate august 5th 2023
woke up this blog could be my last low on supplies and moms burgs wont be ready until the place is crawling with norms equipped my black teenhoodie and windowpeeked invaders are already here left dirty socks and spermrags on the creakspots unmounted the jodrive need to wipe with bank statements and envelopes from the trash can no flushing no febreeze any attempt to infiltrate the kitchen now would be suicide have a few allergy pills might be able to force a snooze then darklurk to the fridge while theyre distracted by the bonfire and normbabble but theres no guarantee of safety in a category 10 normswarm

No.64315

its over

No.64322

bijou named her elden ring character chadseki

No.64323

baldurs gate done downloading time to not seed Please stick it in mee

No.64324

nice whens the stream

No.64325

mowed

No.64326

woke up mornin ghoty

No.64327

mornin

No.64328

sigh the kettle is broken and keeps throwing the power switch cant make any joe

No.64329

joe mama

No.64330

should i stream some balds gate

No.64331

a pot on the stove with a lid is the same thing as a kettle

No.64332

not allowed to use the stove anymore after the incident

No.64333

damn good tileman

No.64334

giant grasshopper got in here tried to kill it but it hid in the trash pile

No.64335

reminds me of the mouse that hid in my trash pile

No.64336

a moth got inside the other day it was scary

No.64337

normleman

No.64338


No.64339

ripped that arrogant flipper in half with the fly swatter but now a skunk must have sprayed in someones yard because thats all thats coming through the ac

No.64340

you sure its not reefer smoke coming from sekis house

No.64341

teenshaved

No.64342

should i get five guys

No.64343

what do you need them for

No.64344

went and got a new kettle and chicken sandwich supplies

No.64345

pooped hard

No.64346

its been a long week of sitting on my ass doing nothing gonno throw a pizza in the toaster oven crack some tallboys and fire up a movie

No.64347

heck ya lets get wild

No.64348

what are ye watching

No.64349


No.64350

hell yeah lets get wild and tough

No.64351

any good faceripping leatherlunged panderson serms lately

No.64352

who in the what now

No.64353


No.64354

spermed hard time to snooze

No.64355

>>64353
pasted

No.64356

awake long before my normal waking hours between 2 and 5 pm im not liking it

No.64357

woke uo 4 hours ago forgot to post

No.64358


No.64359

wish i could forget to post i wake up move 3 inches away from the bed sit down turn the monitor on and im back to f5ing

No.64360

sipping my coffee bros gf is making brownies

No.64361

moms making her gross lasagna sigh guess im fasting today

No.64362

won a game of chess

No.64363


No.64364

hes living it up in the lands between after destroying kens legacy

No.64365

>>64360
is she hot

No.64366

shes ok

No.64367

nothin gross about lasagna had a frozen vegetable one the other day but i think moms making a pilgrimage to the realms of the burger king tonight

No.64368

three lullabies in an ancient tongue
for the court of the burger king

No.64369

groaning was just about to mow and the guy my age across the street thats taller more employed and more masculine than me just started his riding mower dont want to go out with my gay little childs dirtbike engine push mower and humiliate myself

No.64370

push mowers are more masculine than riding mowers

No.64371

never mowed whats it like

No.64372


No.64373

mom brought me an omelette sandwich and a glass of coke (zero) out of nowhere Please stick it in mee

No.64374

was she trying to ply you with treats to get you to act human for once like how mom bought me burgers for doing yardwork

No.64375


No.64376

think im gonno play balds gate 3 might be an oath of vengeance paladin what do you think ghosta

No.64377

that other guy never posted any screenshots ask him first so you dont rip off his build

No.64378

NOT him but i made pact of the blade lock

No.64379

woke up time for some joe

No.64380

mornin

No.64381

i made friends with a brain guy Please stick it in mee this games alright

No.64382

lets get some screenshots

No.64383

havent showered this month had a whiff of that spot between my left thigh and balls and gagged

No.64384

meant in a month

No.64385

cant not shower everyday it feels awful

No.64386

went and got 8 big ones gonna crack and game

No.64387

stream

No.64388

nothin wrong with a nice ballsmell

No.64389


No.64390

>>64387
cant it makes me lag sorry

No.64391

got a nice copyright strike for uploading the yowamushi pedal op 10 years ago

No.64392

uh meant ed the op pinches

No.64393

uh

No.64394

if i had invested 5 grand into amd when he told me to i could have made 70 thousand big ones within 5 years even if i had lived my life exactly the way i did in this timeline hes gonno be rich when he gets out

No.64395

cant i just get a part time job not tell mom so i dont have any expenses sign up for all the government handouts you get if you make under 30k and ask one of my cousins to invest all of my income for me to take advantage of his married tax rate and then quit after a year or two to become rich while neeting it up

No.64396

sweating like a whore in church

No.64397

bet theres a whole lot of things you can or could have done

No.64398

no wait this is different

No.64399

snoozin

No.64400

saw somethin pretty damned nice fresh out of the pool on my way home from the blog store today

No.64401

die ped

No.64402

uhh how do you know he wasnt talking about a beautiful adult woman

No.64403

he loved big beautiful women

No.64404

stop slandering him

No.64405

nothin slander he always talked about his big butt neighbor for a reason

No.64406

he was a lascivious caucasian

No.64407

new ross

No.64408

got tricked again its just aNOTher videochat

No.64409

had a leftover cheeseburg for breakfast feeling anxious like i just had cawfee

No.64410

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

No.64411

had a leftover whopper for lunch

No.64412

think i consumed too much coffee

No.64413

thats why i didnt have any today

No.64414

kitty is snoozing on my lap think ill play some tf2

No.64415

norm fortress

No.64416

lost interest when it became a hat simulator

No.64417

same it was good up to the update that added the eternal reward but after that and making it f2p ruined the game but now its fun to hop into a map and just play with stock weapons

No.64418

my fans are all flipped up i rebooted to keep them from going off for another 10 degrees last night but theyre louder than ever

No.64419

something fishy going on

No.64420

too lazy to reboot and fix it just gonno turn my headphone volume up

No.64421

just remembered i had a dream about eating potatoes

No.64422

hope you got some

No.64423


No.64424

think im gonno watch amityville 2 watched the first one a dozen times but unlike the other big franchises i never had any interest in the sequels

No.64425

normityville

No.64426

nn

No.64427

oh shit i just realized normapedia changed the magnifying glass to a button that says search

No.64428

get all my information from metapedia

No.64429

ive got it bookmarked but i dont remember using it seems from the did you know section that theyre just reiterating anyone not retarded already knows

No.64430


No.64431

used to whack it to a nice female night elf mohawk /dance those were good times

No.64432

craving scallops

No.64433

groaning woke up too early

No.64434

got two 128gb flash drives in the mail to back up moms laptop even though shes only using 35gb of hard drive space havent decided what to do with them

No.64435

>>64428
>>64429
gth bigots

No.64436

himapads out for delivery

No.64437

went to coontown to retest for my learners nakamacard thats been expired for two years mom gave me money for beer on the way home and the girl didnt even ask for id so that wasnt worth the trauma

No.64438

they sent me to the less attractive of the two shegros at the window but at the end i told her my picture didnt come out too bad and winked then tried to exit out of a one way door

No.64439

eatin some cookies

No.64440

dont understand blog brands tried guiness and murphys and they taste exactly the same

No.64441

your taste buds are defective

No.64442

never heard of it but hes probably right its all the same thing with 0.01% variation even among the faguette blogs that cost 4 dollars each and have warheads and bubblegum or whatever blended in

No.64443

only buy moretti its cheap

No.64444


No.64445

might clop later tonight

No.64446

hell ya what red blooded man can honestly say hes never clopped til he dropped

No.64447

moms blasting dadrock

No.64448

shes paste

No.64449

dont remember what that means isnt it just music from the 70s

No.64450

woke up tired

No.64451


No.64452

same been off my schedule for 3 or 4 days gonno try to earlysnooze

No.64453

dumped all my quartz got anastasia and tonelico

No.64454

i only play on na

No.64455

had mom sign for the himapad put nice fedora on it

No.64456

the what now

No.64457

guessing its a thinkpad

No.64458

love spending hundreds of dollars on portable devices while also moving less than 500 feet in a day

No.64459

i use arch

No.64460


No.64461

could never use something you have to update daily i hate change thats why im still using wangblows 7

No.64462

cracked pbr number four

No.64463

accidentally got mom drunk on about 3 ounces of malt liquor and when i pulled a fourth one out of the fridge she said i was going to explode from so much liquid

No.64464

>>64460
thought it was gonno be the arch linux for pedophiles one

No.64465

there are better ones but i didnt want to plug in any old drives just typed in arch linux fat

No.64466

wish i was paste enough for arch linux

No.64467

mom would need to cancel your meetings

No.64468

always used pasted manjaro for linux

No.64469

spermed to a nice bg3 romance scene

No.64470


No.64471


No.64472

>>64470
what the flip

No.64473


No.64474


No.64475

getting tired

No.64476

need to flip gura

No.64477

shes been flipped

No.64478

feel like gramps would agree with me we should have gone to war with both north and south corea you cant trust those little zipperheads as far as you can throw them

No.64479

>>64468
i cant believe i read this post

No.64480

whats NOT to believe

No.64481

manjaro is for monkeys

No.64482

not sure what this norms problem with pastejaro is

No.64483

its for n00bz

No.64484

shouldve been born a girl then i could be respected for neeting it up as a housewife instead of being spat on

No.64485

just marry a girl with a job and become a househusband whats the problem

No.64486

thats NOT possible thanks to hypergamy

No.64487

worked for ross and my uncle although he has to change wives once or twice a decade when they get sick of him

No.64488

havent Driven in over a year went to a gas station and got about 2.34 gallons

No.64489

couldve been a master at something but gaming and blogging rotted my brain

No.64490

ive mastered bating

No.64491

have you developed a doublesperm technique

No.64492

mom made pizza and dumped a jar of moldy artichoke hearts onto it i wasnt watching her but i threw it out after eating two pieces hope this is it for me

No.64493

mom made sloppy jos for dinner

No.64494

woke up mornin ghoty

No.64495

sigh spilled some rancid piss

No.64496

おまえは──地獄を見たことがあるか

No.64497

need a translation from the otaku bros

No.64498

glad i didnt fall for the pissbottle meme

No.64499

nothin meme its simple logic why get up to piss into the socially acceptable vessel in another room when theres a vessel right here

No.64500

because then you dont end up spilling rancid piss

No.64501

you win some you lose some

No.64502


No.64503

used to have a wireless dvd remote for the ps double

No.64504

wonder how much this one guy with full rows of five stars np5 spent

No.64505

probably several thousand the returns on fgo pinch

No.64506

time for a nice movie

No.64507

let me go to the lobby first for some popped corn

No.64508

stream

No.64509

already halfway through cant stream now

No.64510

what are we watching

No.64511

watched cruising might watch another one later

No.64512

didnt check moviechat yesterday apparently friedkin kicked the bucket

No.64513

thats why i watched it

No.64514

might watch scary movie 2 for the exorcist parody at the start

No.64515

grinding quartz for the stream and summer castoria and kuro

No.64516

time for movie number dos

No.64517

phew spermed hard its been a while

No.64518

what like since lunch

No.64519

no like a week

No.64520

fridge has been driving me crazy for days because of the loud rattling sound its been making
thought it was the condenser motor or something but after some investigation it turns out the source was an egg or should i say the exact spot that egg was placed that resonates with the hum of the fridge and makes the egg vibrate really loudly so i just placed that one egg in another spot and now its fixed how crazy is that

No.64521

wish i had never learned that touching my p0n0s felt good while looking at naked cartoons on the internet 22 years ago it should have been nocturnal emissions all the way up until my wedding night

No.64522

mom has these big retarded plastic boxes for the e double g s

No.64523

i use carton shaped plastic holders

No.64524

some foid recorded how many times she did various actitivies last year and she had sex more than she showered

No.64525

i jo more than i shower 3 to 1 easily

No.64526

went outside: 222
had sex: 63
cried: 59
gamed: 44
showered: 37
masturbated: 26
escorted: 6

No.64527

if theres one thing i want to spend my limited time on this subhuman shithole of a planet its thinking and caring about what women say or do besides the one directly responsible for giving me money and food and a place to live

No.64528

only have 10 beers left and theyre all boiling hot from sitting in the garage think ill pop my crocks on head on out there and make it 8

No.64529

you got to keep em flouridated

No.64530


No.64531

its raining and cold

No.64532


No.64533

monitor wont turn on stuck using the ole mobular device

No.64534

sexy summer melusine

No.64535

nice indie vtuber replied to my comment

No.64536

in the comments i mean they do that on stream all the time

No.64537

love the dopamine hit whenever a foid acknowledges my existence

No.64538

hate foids

No.64539

bored and tired wish i had bought a tv or a laptop like those guys so i wouldnt even have to sit in a chair

No.64540

woke up looked out the window to see kitty enjoying a nice mousemurder let him in before he snacked and got an infection sigh the circle of life is so beautiful

No.64541

NOThing infectious about a nice mousesnack

No.64542

eating ice cream

No.64543

dad is watching sportsball on the tv

No.64544

whos winning the buddies or the spics

No.64545

thanks for reminding me forgot there were some nice nfl preseason games on tonight

No.64546

nanai died he was only 32

No.64547

hope im dead at 32 not long to go now

No.64548

you cant say that what if you really die

No.64549

NOT my problem

No.64550

>>64546
sigh another victim of the kike spike

No.64551

makin curry

No.64552


No.64553

just ate for the first time today and drank a bunch of water gonno wait a while and crack

No.64554

wish i was a black man in japan

No.64555

cracker

No.64556

got those rolling falling scrambling girls on me mind again

No.64557

i flipped those girls

No.64558


No.64559

>>64557
youre gonno take that back or else

No.64560

was just thinking to myself last night while drunk that i hadnt knocked a blog over on my desk in a long time meanwhile tonight i have one and immediately knock the second into my keyboard

No.64561

spilled probably hundreds of cold ones and glasses of wine on my old keyboard stopping spilling completely a couple years ago though not sure why

No.64562

some dumb broad in an suv pulled into the driveway to turn around at the exact second i was walking back to the house from the garage just did the autism stare until she left thought it was gonno be a home invasion

No.64563

she wanted to flip

No.64564

flip how about flip off

No.64565

feeling a small amount of dread

No.64566

its natural

No.64567

gonno roll for saber (caster (berserker)) but the server wont come back up

No.64568


No.64569

wonder how cheap am4 processors and boards and ddr4 are gonno get on buddy friday i dont care about buying into a dead platform i did it ten years ago and havent upgraded since

No.64570

this is an intel community now

No.64571

got scallops

No.64572

dont like em too much sand

No.64573

my imam told me scallops are haram

No.64574

inorm

No.64575

always a gamble drying my arse with a white towel after a shower but this time i won

No.64576

woke up mornin ghosty hope everyones doing well today

No.64577

why arent you washing your arse in the shower

No.64578


No.64579

that fan was driving me nuts when i was trying to snooze this morning i could hear it over the ac so i unplugged it from the splitter

No.64580

gamed hard sweated hard

No.64581


No.64582


No.64583

bored guess ill do some more sperming for a while

No.64584

curry time

No.64585

>>64573
thought all seafood was halal

No.64586

the elements coalesce and solidify to bring forth the star where creation interweaves

No.64587

>>64582
baste

No.64588

guy who lives on the balcony directly opposite mine across the street is screaming at his wife went out there to look and he screamed at me stop looking over here cunt youre always fucking looking over here you cunt just shrugged and went back inside

No.64589

nice steamed bogan

No.64590

should have escalated like normal people do

No.64591


No.64592

got my monitor to turn on

No.64593

roiding hard as hell dear flipping god just checked and mom used up all the hydrocortisone

No.64594

its pizza time never did watch amityville 2

No.64595

stream

No.64596

where

No.64597

not a bad movie the daughters were hot as hell and i liked the jodie fakeout https://files.catbox.moe/brw87k.jpg

No.64598

wish it was still that easy to sperm your sis she was like a hotter heather langenkamp

No.64599

crazy that homer was a boomer when the show started and now hes a millennial almost our age

No.64600

lil spermer

No.64601

>>64599
which homer American or Greek

No.64602

groan i just cant win that fan is unplugged so i dont have to hear it constantly revving up but now its too hot and one of the drives is constantly beeping from being too hot

No.64603

uh simply adjust the fan curves

No.64604

they arent meme fans its a fixed speed that you cant set below 50 percent

No.64605

get some nice p12s

No.64606


No.64607

needing to introduce a girl to mom was one of my big concerns about dating lucky for me i procrastinated and didnt get a gf as a teen thus missing my chance to ever do so

No.64608

gonna mow

No.64609

mowed yesterday

No.64610

might grill

No.64611

things wouldve been different if pnig added kana captcha

No.64612

might have also helped for him to not call the cops on himself for a crime that involves a mandatory electronics seizure while having pics of his cousins tight little pussies on his xp desktop in C:/Users/kenny/Desktop/things/dontclick

No.64613

it wasnt him

No.64614


No.64615

hair dont click

No.64616

made some coffee its kinda chilly today

No.64617

might play some bg3 its all the rage these days

No.64618

spermed

No.64619

>>64614
wheres the full pic

No.64620

feeling feisty

No.64621

nothin wrong with some hair

No.64622

woke up had one too many blogs last night now im making curry

No.64623

attacked an oil barrel and instantly wiped my entire party

No.64624


No.64625

>>64623
shouldnt have clicked through the tutorial popups reminding you that red barrels may explode when hit

No.64626

lil bro invited his friends over for pizza and drinks waiting for them to leave so i can scurry around and check if theres any leftovers for me

No.64627

why dont you go out there and bro down with em

No.64628

fire up the xbox and play some 4 player splitscreen gaylo

No.64629

dont think i will

No.64630

meteor shower tonight

No.64631

trent is here guess i cant access the kitchen or leave my room and have to pretend i dont hear mom getting railed good thing i have piss bottles

No.64632

Sigh I miss 2016 hima I want to go back bros

No.64633

glad moms too old to be getting railed

No.64634

pasted trent

No.64635

i want mom to be sexually satisfied at least one of us can be

No.64636

baldurs gate 3 has a big problem where the character creation step and starting scenario are so long that its unthinkable to not reload after a full wipe losing one or two characters is fine because you can use resurrect and it wont hinder your game that much but after loading back for your mistakes a couple of times the games dangers and difficult moments start to feel less real and it cheapens the entire experience

No.64637

i know youve got the free time but are you telling me youve been rerolling every time youre presented with the option to reload in rpgs

No.64638

thats funny but seriously you guys reroll on death too right

No.64639

ya when the game locks the save file and deletes my character

No.64640

saw some nice meteors

No.64641

never seen one whats it like

No.64642

like a bright white streak across the sky that lasts a second

No.64643


No.64644


No.64645

its still just early enough for a movie if i decide what to watch and start it within ten minutes

No.64646

stream that film

No.64647

NOThin film its too late now just ended up making a pizza and darklurking

No.64648

farming some boxes in fgo

No.64649

wish i could have the nails on my pinkie toes removed and the nailbed cauterized

No.64650

what the heck why

No.64651

they never grow in properly and they snag my socks who needs em

No.64652

grew an outward toenail

No.64653

my pinky toe has always kept me from walking normally it probably ruined my life

No.64654


No.64655

watch a nice tuber sometimes and she says to every minor inconvenience that it ruined her life

No.64656


No.64657

sigh

No.64658


No.64659

feeling some dread

No.64660

finished bg3 its a flipping masterpiece

No.64661

threw a chicken on the barbie

No.64662


No.64663

how did you do it so fast im still trying to rescue the druid from the goblin camp

No.64664


No.64665

youre supposed to side with the goblins

No.64666

you mena with the drow but i still dont know much about the absolute and stuff and theyre torturing that one guy it doesnt sit well with my human paladin i think ill rescue the druid guy and convince the druids to not go through with their ritual

No.64667

>>64662
normspot replaced gerstmann and pasted greg kasavin for this faggot

No.64668

>>64666
nice mr nice guy

No.64669

nothin nice just trying to be reasonable

No.64670

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis

No.64671

good thinking wouldnt want your niece having wrong ideas

No.64672

cooked some bacon slices on the barbie after that chicken for the cancer gains i think smoke smells good but moms probably gonno stinkshame

No.64673

bacon pepperdogs are in the oven

No.64674

how come all moms have better noses than hunting hounds

No.64675

woke up mornin

No.64676

been listening to that fan and the temperature beeping even over the ac for about 9 hours gonno power down before i throw it out the window

No.64677


No.64678

normin

No.64679

farmed 267 boxes Please stick it in mee good enough

No.64680

why NOT just get a real job

No.64681

>>64674
think they just have normal senses of smell but people on the autistic spectrum have almost universally a weak one

No.64682

automata farmed 150 boxes now my account will be soulless in comparison

No.64683

havin some wine got some cheese and onion crisps for later

No.64684

sounds good might throw a pizza in meself

No.64685

86 the pizza i think moms awake

No.64686

why would she care if youre eating pizza

No.64687

dont know much about women but i do know they dont like waking up at 3am on a workday to the sound of their unemployed manbabe sons making frozen junkfood in the toaster oven

No.64688

let me tell you boys something about women
something about women

No.64689

some pajeetnorm used my email address for this shite

Hello Student,

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Well, it is certainly possible with ELITE Plan!

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No.64690

all i get is blackmail spam about looking at deviant pornography

No.64691

weird how vspo is just turning into hololive but with 20 towas

No.64692

all i get is dmm.com spam

No.64693

dont even open my email anymore think ive done so once this year

No.64694


No.64695

Why God, Why?!

I don't like Chloe thanks to how sexualized she is and because I don't like lolis(it whould take time to explain, but long story shot: I hat kids). But the the single servant in this event that I don't want has a very interesting gameplay and is very good… I hate when this happends ;-;

No.64696


No.64697

think ill trust paste linus over that long haired queer

No.64698

die

No.64699

love sending my only prototype to pasted linus for his shitty benchmark tests that have been wrong for years then having him auction it off without telling me

No.64700

what do you love about it

No.64701

arse is itching hard

No.64702

did exercises

No.64703

phew think ill order some dominos
https://files.catbox.moe/2pg1q5.mp4

No.64704

thought that was gonno be the miku commercial

No.64705

wonder if pasted scott is still alive and kickin

No.64706

why wouldnt he be

No.64707

woke up hey

No.64708

whats the plan today

No.64709


No.64710

gonno clop til i drop

No.64711

wonder if ill play tokimeki memorial one of these days theres so much stuff i would like to know that its something i experienced but dont

No.64712

put my sandwich in the grill and waited for a long time just to find out the extension board its plugged to was turned off

No.64713

uh extension cord youre gonno burn the house down like christopher chandler

No.64714

use my ticket for artoria i have a lot of sabers but not having artoria feels wrong and its not like i need any story gacha servant anyways most of the time i only want to experience the bond text storylines and my room voicelines and sprites

No.64715

>>64711
saw the gay center cx episode youre not missing much

No.64716

>>64715
its a classic you should also watch the action man vid on youtube

No.64717

ill never be able to hold a conversation with a jap person without 100% completion its like how you couldnt post on hima properly before reading the republic

No.64718

wish i had enough money to subscribe to milks onlyfans

No.64720

one of my favorite artists has been posting about this new collection of bath sex hes been working on for weeks but then he announced hes NOT going to post it all on the paid site you just have to go buy the physical book

No.64721

wish milg would unprivate her twitter i miss getting updates about her life

No.64722

bothered that i cant solve this puzzle
d2F0Y2g_dj1Pak51WWd2S3ZPOA
td2VGXG3FDHszOEeVz+mvyDB+fttkriERSRjqmQYptE=

No.64723


No.64724

technorm shite dont click

No.64725

>>64722
what is this from what is v the secret key to

No.64726

i dont know what v is for but its something related to the second line i thought it had something to do with +mvyDB+ or was related to the v=OjNuYgvKvO8 on the video url but im stuck

No.64727

die smartnorms

No.64728

if i were smart id be able to do it

No.64729


No.64730

sigh ghosta is dead now its over

No.64731


No.64732

>>64730
where

No.64733

woke up mornin ghoty

No.64734


No.64735

mom got chinee food went with her and grabbed a big one the cheapest thing was bud ice

No.64736

thinkin bout drinkin meself

No.64737

As a happily married man with 2 small children; this hurts. Not only did he destroy his own life, he destroyed the life of his wife and innocent children. Horrible. And had the intensions of destroying the life of a 15 year old as well.

No.64738

hate tarding out and destroying me own life

No.64739

went on g and got depressed within seconds

No.64740

did someone make fun of your desktop

No.64741

nah just started thinking about how cool the internet is now and how it would be better to just accept that the norms are gonno wipe all traces of the 2000s and i cant go back

No.64742

cracked open a box o wine gonna game

No.64743

need to cling to the past gonno rewatch and regame the classics

No.64744

what about your backlog

No.64745

never backlogged simply find n watch

No.64746

not sure if its worth trying to watch anything i wanted to get a bottle of liquor instead of the bud ice crank the ac to 60 and watch a movie set in winter

No.64747

woke up

No.64748

im sorry you had to go through that

No.64749

guess ill snooze

No.64750

same

No.64751

they call me backblog

No.64752

nice impersonator

No.64753


No.64754

feelin prontera sigh

No.64755

prontera

No.64756

cant imagine ruining my life to flip a 15 year old hag whats the point

No.64757

cant imagine flipping

No.64758

NOThing to imagine its NOT real

No.64759

>>64757
ive got some videos you could watch for an idea of how its done

No.64760

those are lies perpetuated by big flip

No.64761

i remember mom telling me not to watch porn as a kid because its not real and i just thought of course its real how does it exist if its not real but what she really meant was that its filmed prostitution not how normal people actually flip

No.64762

a similar thing happened when she asked me if i knew the difference between movies and tv and books and real life i was like no shit obviously but what she really meant to ask was do i understand that the characters are written unrealistically and if i try to use them as a guide for how to act in social situations ill come across as a sperg which i absolutely didnt

No.64763

mom caught me jackin it to some gross shite on the 4 when i was a lad

No.64764

if you were japanese and she had caught you on the 2 she would have helped you finish

No.64765

They called me big flip during my dorm days

No.64766

crying for linus

No.64767

youre supposed to be weeping for emily

No.64768

>>64766
flip that norm

No.64769

should i play blue archive the children look sexual

No.64770

what kind of freak sees sexual children and considers playing that deviant smut

No.64771

the only mobage im interested in playing is snake or maybe some of those java ones they used to have

No.64772

>>64769
love the sexy babies but got bored of the gameplay quickly its flash game tier

No.64773

i can promise you it cant even hope to compete with the average flash game made between 2001 and 2010

No.64774

uh the average flash game was boring newgrounds portal shite

No.64775

nothin boring

No.64776

you dont really play blue archive its mostly just a spreadsheet but the writing is fun

No.64777

love spreadsheets

No.64778

normsheets

No.64779

nothin norm about a nice spreadsheet

No.64780

had a nice 30 minute system freeze

No.64781

pretty damned obscene that 3 normfox tabs across two windows uses about 800mb of ram

No.64782

if you think thats pretty damned obscene ive got something right here for ya

No.64783

what is it

No.64784

you know

No.64785

thinking of earlysnoozing

No.64786

can you stay up another 7 hours with me

No.64787

normally i would but im out of blogs

No.64788


No.64789


No.64790

damn nice dog girls

No.64791

mania phase oh god make it stop

No.64792

blankie

No.64793

hey alright

No.64794

hurts around the left lung when i breathe deeply

No.64795

just dont breathe out of that lung

No.64796

sippin fee

No.64797

power napped

No.64798

woke up mornin ghoty

No.64799

made porkchops gonno lay down for a bit

No.64800

thundering hard

No.64801

gonno crack im down to one pizza

No.64802

people always act like cds and dvds are gonno stop working any day now but i just read a scratched dvd r that was left in a trash bag in the garage for the last ten years and titled with the kind of marker that bleeds through the label side and the checksum was the same

No.64803

had to see my reflection looking at the scratches though that wasnt fun

No.64804

put pickled jalapeno slices and chovies on that pizza

No.64805

slept for like 20 hours yesterday feeling better now

No.64806

rewatched house of wax for the first time in about 17 years cant i sue the norms for leading me to believe my 20s were gonno be full of road trips with hot girls and my bros

No.64807

ill go on a roadtrip with you if you want

No.64808

which one of us is gonno get our drivers license first me or you

No.64809

brain feels like its on fire

No.64810


No.64811

just remembered onani master kurosawa and raged

No.64812

really like that authors current mtg manga

No.64813

started to read that and stopped probably 4 times over the years whats to rage

No.64814

didnt know japs liked mtg

No.64815


No.64816

glad i was too poor and stupid to get into all the nerd properties hasbro have since destroyed over the last 10 years

No.64817

wish i could be a vamp id be a nice tremere

No.64818

id be neetferatu

No.64819

Please stick it in mee

No.64820

woke up time to play poe

No.64821

tried to Drive stalled it 4 times once at a roundabout twice at a light and once merging onto a bridge because im a beta male eunuch faggot that cant function in daily life

No.64822


No.64823

you just need some practice

No.64824

pissed hard

No.64825


No.64826


No.64827

salomes 3d debut just copied jokes from gibaras

No.64828


No.64829


No.64830

bored considered gaming but it doesnt feel right

No.64831

installed poe but dont know which build to make

No.64832

make a toon that hits the other guys a bunch but doesnt get hit a lot

No.64833

cooked a can of clam chowder

No.64834

slept for like five hours and woke up

No.64835

might play some l4d2 campaigns now those were the days

No.64836

hate that are you gonno nap later

No.64837

not sure dont want to ruin my schedule

No.64838

damned good game l4d2 damned good

No.64839

nice fronthavers

No.64840

ate bacon sandwich phew

No.64841


No.64842

sigh he loved linus

No.64843

poed for 21 hours straight Please stick it in mee time for snoozey

No.64844

nice gamer

No.64845

think thats the hardest ive gamed since tbc classic came out

No.64846

too low iq for poe

No.64847

groan amd flipped up again now all the benchmarks ive been reading are obsolete because the patch they released destroys the performance just like that other one a few years ago that was never even used but they released a patch that cut performance to force people to upgrade

No.64848

opera gx has a tuber now Please stick it in mee

No.64849

intelaviv has an exploit too so the choice is between saving a few hundred by buying now gimped hardware or spending a few hundred more and having it gimped in a year

No.64850

gonno download Intel® PresentMon

No.64851

should i get a gyro what do they taste like

No.64852


No.64853

never had one but i think its like a roastbeef sub kinda

No.64854

guess ill wait another gen ddr5 will be more mature by then as well its a good move

No.64855

got a nice 13600k with ddr4

No.64856

went to the store with mom got hot dogs and liquor all they had was a huge jug of the cheap stuff and a normal bottle of the fancy stuff for the same price so i did liver-tan a favor and got the smaller size

No.64857

always get k cpus but never overclock them

No.64858

went to the store with mom and got a 24 pack of coors

No.64859

did the cashier ask if you were having a party

No.64860

big bro got dominos

No.64861

paste laugher using chatgpt to make shitty fanfiction

No.64862


No.64863

cracking the whiskey its time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPxiqLA8xwQ

No.64864

whoa there wasnt even anything to crack its got a cork

No.64865

tastes exactly the same as the cheap shite

No.64866


No.64867

tuberoast dont click

No.64868

shes too fat for her vag to not be an innie

No.64869


No.64870

can i get that in the form of a title so i can look it up on ehentai i dont feel like logging into my email and resetting my password or making a new account

No.64871

[パンナコッタ (炊きたてごはん!)] 猫又おかゆとイチャラブえっちする本 (猫又おかゆ) [DL版]

No.64872

get assraped to death tubetween

No.64873

guess ill snooze mom wants to go to the county fair tomorrow and i havent decided if i want to go with her and possibly be humiliated for being middle aged and running into anyone from norm school

No.64874

have fun on your momdate

No.64875

pasted kojimbo has been watching peko

No.64876

nothin pasted i thought metal gear solid v was retarded when it was first announced then got suckered in that the 8th generation of consoles wouldnt suck dick that little slant eyed cocksucker has personally stolen several hundred dollars from me

No.64877


No.64878

got a maid outfit in bp

No.64879

np

No.64880

coffee

No.64881

green tea

No.64882

might have a dog for lunch

No.64883

nice chink

No.64884


No.64885

learned to NOT trust kojima after boktai 4

No.64886

mowed

No.64887

woke up mornin ghoty

No.64888

gonno have mashed potatoes for dinner

No.64889

guess ill crack

No.64890

and ill shower

No.64891


No.64892

and my axe

No.64893

axe or axe

No.64894

let me axe you a question

No.64895

drank enough to remember trevor moore has been a skeleton for at least 18 months

No.64896

trevor whoore

No.64897

Please stick it in mee

No.64898


No.64899

hey kid im a computer

No.64900

suppose ill play some lol

No.64901

die loler

No.64902

\(^o^)/オワタ

No.64903

ive been aware of lol for 13 or 14 years and have never spent one second playing it

No.64904

played one round of lol some time in mid 2011 and then immediately uninstalled the game

No.64905

Please stick it in mee

No.64906

got a nice dodge penalty now i cant lol until tomorrow

No.64907


No.64908

been looping the same anime op for 2 weeks now

No.64909

the mene is 32 gib of random accessible memory now

No.64910

wish i was born in the olden days before norms existed

No.64911

>>64909
now you tell me

No.64912


No.64913

normburns acting up

No.64914

guess ill watch a movie and snooze

No.64915

as the kids say im finna bounce

No.64916

die ebonicsnorm

No.64917

back hurts

No.64918

i find this lack of posts disturbing

No.64919

theres NOThing to blog about my life is empty

No.64920

talked to a guy just now hes married has his own business and used to have three lives one town over so drives through the interstate every day to get home has a full beard and just looks like a real adult man you know and at some point he said hes from 93 so two years younger than me and i cant even grow a beard i have no body hair at all i live with mom and watch youtube all day monday to monday whats wrong with me

No.64921

cant read that its too long

No.64922

im the rambleguy

No.64923

wouldnt mind looking like a real adult man but all that other stuff sounds terrible he probably hates his life

No.64924

nt people love it

No.64925

find that hard to believe

No.64926


No.64927

think i have esophagus cancer

No.64928

what makes you say that

No.64929

woke up time to game

No.64930

stream

No.64931

computers not powerful enough to stream and play this game only got 8GB of ram

No.64932

what game

No.64933

simply buy a 16 gib kit its $30

No.64934

fell for the meme just yesterday for 11 including shipping because it was used ddr3

No.64935

why do you have a ddr3 motherboard

No.64936

im neet

No.64937


No.64938

want to run a nice sexy local llm but dont have enough ram sigh

No.64939

hey ghota couldnt post for a few days because of the fires but the powers back on again

No.64940

sigh hawaiiguy

No.64941

isnt it an island how did those tards manage to catch it on fire

No.64942

movie time

No.64943


No.64944

hope maltaguy is alive and well

No.64945

hate that richnorm

No.64974

curious what molg's vtuber identity is



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