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What the fuck is this bullshit?
No.1091
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No.24499
One day, Mokou was out shopping with the neet. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While Mokou was doing her business, the neet stuck her head under the stall divider.
"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"
"Kaguya, you can't do that!" Mokou screamed. "Get out!"
Mokou started kicking the neet in the face, but the neet braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. The neet carefully squirmed her arm under Mokou's leg and began to finger her. This caused Mokou's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking Mokou up by her underarms, the neet carried her around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When Mokou was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee–deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, she offered no resistance as the neet shoved her head underwater and drowned Mokou in her own piss. The neet whipped out her cell phone and called Cirno, informing the fairy of a whole new lake that just formed that she can play in.
No.24510
When I was in elementary school, girls still wore bloomers in gym class.
It was in the first semester of the fourth grade that I became fascinated with bloomers.
I was a person who had no aptitude for sports, but I was excited on P.E. days because I could admire the girls in my class wearing form-fitting bloomers.
I remember taking off my briefs at lunchtime during the gymnastics festival that year in a private bathroom and touching my cock while thinking about the girl I liked in bloomers.
I always climaxed, but that day, for the first time, sperm flew out of me.
At first I didn't know it was sperm, and I thought it was white pee and was very surprised.
However, the pleasant sensation of the white mucus passing through my urethra, pushing it open, became a habit. When I rubbed my cock with my hand, a clear, sticky juice oozed out first.
I was nervous that the sound would be heard outside and I would be exposed. I remember feeling so good with a pounding heart, wondering if I would be heard outside.
Since then until today, I have continued to send out sperm while loving bloomers, school swimsuits, and tennis uniforms.
No.24714
already lojo'd and my sisters in the house
>>24710jfc dude
No.24781
my question was directed to
>>24777 in case it wasnt clear
No.24878
>>24875norms (males) have a pretty cookie cutter life when it comes to social standards
but financial constraint will decide which end of the tally you end up on ultimately
No.25221
>>25207Sorting out your sex life is something you should handle first, as your absolute number 1 priority. Think about it: can you really dedicate yourself fully to your career, knowing you’re a loser when it comes to women? Can you really focus on having fun with all your friends & enjoying your life, when you feel insecure with how few girls want to let you see their pink canoe?
Handle your sex life first, and then you can focus on your other goals – like career, travelling, becoming huge at the gym, building a business, becoming a male porn star, etc. Sex has to come first, because it’s the one need (and it is a need) you can’t really ignore without feeling like you’re a massive raging loser.
No.25385
>>1089>>1091HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Henri is a pedo