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https://youtu.be/ezcP-Ys_voY

jar jar really is the key to all of this. RLM tards literally BTFO

Before you all start blaming Disney and JJ Abrams for ruining Star Wars lets remember how this mess started. A talentless hack from Reddit Letter Media upload three cringeworthy reviews for each of the three prequels. Watching them is like watching bum make fun of a Renaissance painter. And people actually AGREED WITH HIM! George Lucas was betrayed by his own fans long before Disney. Disney just gave people what they wanted; more of the same. It was RLM who said the OT was better and that JJ Abrams should have directed the prequels. Another film critic from the time ESB was released said Disney could have done a better job. So Lucas gave the audience what they wanted and sold it to Disney so JJ Abrams could make sequel remakes of the OT. And the fans still aren't satisfied!

Another thing I noticed is that a lot of people on the internet are white supremacists complaining about how their "great" civilization is crumbling. Well it turns out the Star Wars prequels were all about white people living in an advanced space faring civilization exploring the cosmos living in Greco-Roman like buildings with great architecture and just being awesome. You would think all these white nerds would start drooling and think it's the best thing ever,… but they didn't. It's like all they really want to do is complain.

I never really got the weird fixation with Jar Jar, I always thought he was the prequel equivalent of c3po and they both seemed equally annoying to me. Maybe the voice just strikes a greater nerve with some people, because the "humor" they provide is almost identically awful. K2 in rogue one was the only comic relief character in star wars I liked.

I think the empire strikes back is an accidental masterpiece and the rest are just ok or bad. 3 is entertaining as a clusterfuck tragedy I guess, but it's the only one I really enjoyed watching besides 5. I really don't have a hard time saying I think 1 is around 4, 6, and 7 in terms of quality, it's just not a standard hero's journey or much like the other ones at all really, it's some weird hybrid sci-fi sports action movie, I think it'd have a really decent fanbase if it weren't star wars.

I do think 2 and 8 have a special place as boring movies that make absolutely no fucking sense though.