/what/ -OK THERE IS NO WAY YOUR PHONE ISN'T CONSTANTLY LISTENING TO YOU THROUGH YOUR MIC AND WATCHING YOU THROUGH YOUR CAMERA. I HAD EAR PLUGS IN AND I GET THIS AD. THE OTHER DAY I WAS TALKING TO MY ROOMMATE ABOUT COLLAGEN POWDER AND SINCE HE'S JAPANESE WE KEPT SA

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Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 20:28:31 No.3646

OK THERE IS NO WAY YOUR PHONE ISN'T CONSTANTLY LISTENING TO YOU THROUGH YOUR MIC AND WATCHING YOU THROUGH YOUR CAMERA. I HAD EAR PLUGS IN AND I GET THIS AD. THE OTHER DAY I WAS TALKING TO MY ROOMMATE ABOUT COLLAGEN POWDER AND SINCE HE'S JAPANESE WE KEPT SAYING THE WORD AND TALKING ABOUT PROPER PRONUNCIATION OF IT AND WHEN I SAT DOWN TO EAT AND DRINK MY PROTEIN COLLAGEN DRINK I GOT ADS FOR COLLAGEN POWDER. I NEVER FUCKING GOOGLED ANYTHING ABOUT IT IS AN OLD COLLAGEN POWDER I'VE HAD FOR LIKE A YEAR AND SUDDENLY I GET ADS

TLDR YOUR PHONE IS UNIRONICALLY ALWAYS WATCHING AND LISTENING TO YOU AND YOU THINK IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL BECAUSE IT'S JUST FOR "ADS" BUT THESE NIGGAS IS BUILDING PROFILES ON YOU AND YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE 2030S when the cyberpunk age begins

Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 20:30:45 No.3647

I ALSO WAS GETTING BALDING HAIR LOSS ADS ON SNAPCHAT WHEN MY HAIR WAS SHORT BUT NOW THAT IT'S LONG THE ALGORITHM DOESN'T THINK I'M BALDING ANYMORE SO I DON'T GET THEM

Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 20:31:38 No.3648

>>3647
MIND YOU GUYS I NEVER POST MYSELF ON SNAPCHAT. I JUST USE IT TO TALK TO NORM FRIENDS AND SEE THEIR STORIES. THE CAMERA IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU JUST THE APP HAVING ACCESS EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT TAKING PHOTOS WITH IT

Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 20:47:28 No.3654

hello welcome to 2004.

they've hijacked the cell towers and use them to automatically geolocate you at all times through triangulation and with the new more powerful 5g installations can now monitor your bain's alpha waves and to see you in your room at all times similar to how bats see using sound frequencies.

Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 20:48:36 No.3656

also google has been scraping the entire open net for data and are literally processing everything you post to a secret google profile which is shared with government agencies and special interest groups abroad.

Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 20:50:22 No.3657

also they store everything through proxy organizations and their servers in countries where it is not illegal

Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 20:55:38 No.3659

all the 4chan esque spinoffs are run by CIA proxies so they are monitoring you more intensely if you post here since they have direct access to your computer, they have automated tools for hacking with the click of a button and even if your firewall is blocking incoming connections they can still route back an outgoing connection to its source and which is what you are sending to them every time you open /what/

Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 20:58:53 No.3660

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>shut up schizo sound doesn't work that way

they have been using ultrasound to take womb pictures since like 1980 this technology is ancient

Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 22:02:37 No.3676

>>3654
Holy shit I believe it

Anonymous 10/18/19 (Fri) 22:03:17 No.3677

>>3657
Fuck I didn't think of this I'm so fucked😭😭😫🤯

Anonymous 10/19/19 (Sat) 00:37:16 No.3689

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Whatmin removes the Simpson thread, leaves this up, good job whatwin

Anonymous 10/19/19 (Sat) 00:49:13 No.3691

there's ads for boomer shit like hearing aids and hair loss solutions because of /pol/

Don't worry m8 I've seen the same ads
Also if you're really concerned about this you wouldn't use a tracking device aka smartphone

Anonymous 10/19/19 (Sat) 02:08:10 No.3692

I know, I learned about this a year ago. One day one of my coworkers bought Nike shoes and he spent all day telling everyone how comfortable they are and how much he loves them. The next day I started seeing Nike ads everywhere on my phone, even though I don't give a shit about shoes. There is no way that was a coincidence.

Anonymous 10/19/19 (Sat) 03:02:07 No.3693

>>3692
It's unironically happened multiple times. There was a while where I was using Burt's bees lip balm and I was using it all the time then I started getting ads for it on snap and insta. I never talked about it or googled it

Anonymous 10/19/19 (Sat) 03:02:58 No.3694

Like what I mean is there is an algorithm AI giving us ads from what you're saying or the camera sees you doing. They're literally recording you 24/7 were already in 1984

Anonymous 03/23/20 (Mon) 15:42:29 No.13631

>>3691
No they have profiles on us they're constantly recording your mic and camera

Anonymous 03/27/20 (Fri) 20:42:46 No.14355

What

Anonymous 09/09/20 (Wed) 02:01:13 No.26064

>>3689

*sigh*

Anonymous 11/27/20 (Fri) 12:07:53 No.30950

Lol I'm schizo