No.12
>>11AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
No.13
*gives you a bear hug*
No.14
*wiggles butt*
No.15
*grabs your butte*
No.16
*sits patiently in a pleated skirt*
Umm....
No.17
That chair you're on doesn't look very comfortable, why don't you sit on my lap! It will keep you warm too!
No.18
>>17Hmm, well that doesn't look too comfortable either~ what makes your lap so good??
No.19
>>18I can vibrate my legs so it doubles as a massage chair
No.20
>>19well, okay then *sits on your lap*
but don't massages work better if they're on bare skin?
No.21
>>20 Not if I shoot chunks of poo into your face.
No.22
>>20We can start off fine like this for now *starts rubbing your knees*
No.23
>>22Okay! *starts mutilating your genitals with a rusty kitchen knife*
No.24
haha you fell for my trap card!
now whatmin can see your ip address, i'm reporting you to whatmin so you get banned forever.