No.5992
What are we 4chan now? Creating new threads before the previous' bump limit?
No.5994
>>5992Just thinking ahead.
Maybe you should do that every now and then.
No.5998
/what/min pls del, the other one is still going and it should be "100% wibbly" or something…
No.5999
>>5990You fucking retard.
No.6002
>>5998>"100% wibbly"lol fag
No.6032
I like the wide faces on aria, they're the original funny faec.
No.6034
i found a cute picture of a girl in a turtle i will post it later please wait warmly
No.6035
>>6034I love turtle loli and hentai dogi!
No.6037
>>6036Looks cute, where's it from?
No.6038
>>6037https://exhentai.org/g/717717/42794db65a/It was a pretty heartwarming story. Mira is too good at this. He should just make real yuri manga instead of doujinshi.
No.6039
>>6038Where are the men with the big dicks?
No.6040
>>6039Waiting for you in your bedroom.
No.6042
a_friendo wasnt died!!
No.6046
>>6043Marisa doesn't wear panties.
No.6049
>>6043Marisa has a broom, that girl has a wand.
No.6053
stop telling us about your whoring slut gay adventures, you should just find 1 (one) person that you truly love and stay with them. You should NOT sleep around with a bunch of strangers, that's really grouc.
No.6054
>>6053I haven't slept with a single one yet you dingleberry, I don't put out easily…
I will stay with the one I like the most and to figure that out I'll go out with both.
No.6055
>>6054When are you gonna let them know you're a weeb autist?
No.6058
>>6056>>6056that little wanko-chan statue looking up at the tombstone makes it cute and really sad and sad
i cry now
No.6062
>>6061i wanted to post a Parsee image in the programming thread on /nen/ and make a Parse/Parsee wordplay or something idk I hadn't really thought of a way of making the pun cute or funny or anything but now I'm sad and I don't want to do it anymore even if I could come up with something cute.
No.6063
whats the manga with the girl who teases that guy I can't find it
No.6074
I'm going to watch the grosspee anime with the dead twin tails bitch, wish me ganbaru!
No.6081
>>6074dont be rude, she's dead, more respect you fucking psycho faggot retard
No.6096
In a little less than 2 weeks I will finally get my hormones prescription so I can start looking cute
No.6099
>>6096>so I can start looking cuteI hope you're aware that hormones can't change bone structure past puberty. If you not look "cute" now hormones won't do anything more than make you look like a weird hippy with low body hair.
No.6100
>>6099Don't make it sound so hopeless for her! You don't even know how old she is, she could still be a teenager!
I agree that unless you're already cute, it's not going to be a magic pill that does everything for you. However, your bone structure still changes past puberty, just not nearly as much.
In medicine, this is most noticeable when brain tumors occur that affect hormone production - depending on the age of the subject when the tumor forms, the differences in symptoms are vast. When it occurs in children, you get those gigantic people you see in world records, but when it occurs in adults, facial features still change but do so slowly, it's only the rest of the body that remains rather static.
Outside of medicine, you can still see it in those videos where someone takes a photo of themselves everyday for however many years, the small amount of hormone production occurring still changes their facial structure over time.
Unfortunately for trans adults, the slowness of the change can be intolerable, but there's always cosmetic surgery options available if they really want to take them. You only need to look at before and afters in korean pop/tv/movie idols to see what cosmetic surgery is capable of (but it would obviously be very costly).
>>6096Ganbatte!
No.6101
>>6099Yes I know that but my body is already pretty good and I am hoping my face can be okay if get some feminine fat redistribution there.
No.6102
Wish I could take birl hormones but I'm too shy to talk about it with a doctor and I don't want to disappoint my family even more…
No.6107
I hope mikes saw his okaeri thread. I hope he thought it was nice, but maybe he thought it was dumb.
No.6108
I'm honestly not ok with you permanently damaging your body because of a phase.
No.6109
^Shut the fuck up 4pee.
No.6111
>am redditor
>what is this ?
edit: post rare pepes
No.6112
>>6110/what/friend_gayly_holding_/what/_preciously.jpg
No.6114
>>6112Your OS allows forward slashes in filenames?
No.6116
>>6112im a person not a flower
No.6118
>>6116All /what/frens are fragile flowers…
No.6119
>>6117Well atleast here people don't generally get into retarded political debates or start spamming gore.
No.6120
>>6119No they just spam simpsons pics instead
No.6121
>>6120That's just that one guy that makes all the absolutely shiggy threads.
No.6122
>>61194Pdipshit literally just posted a /pol/-quality shitpost regarding niggers…
No.6124
>>6123Hacking your anus as we speak.
No.6127
>>6110yes, how precious is a board which gets 3 posts a day, 2 of which is simpsons spam, with an admin more interested in shitposting about gentoo and teenaged political screeds than cleaning up the turds that any deranged nigger drops on the first page
No.6128
>>6127I ban and delete his posts sometimes.
>an admin more interested in shitposting about gentoo and teenaged political screedsSorry, I didn't know my board was solely for gay ERP.
No.6130
>>6128Your screeds aren't any better than the erping
No.6134
>>6128Delete /t-p/ and ban anyone trying to ERP on /what/ and the gay ERP is no more.
No.6138
Me and two of my friends bought the new Monster Hunter when it came out, but one of my friends stopped playing after a few days and the other hasn't played at all. I tried to get them to play for like a week or two now, but they've just been dodging me when I ask, so I've just given up. It's really disappointing.
No.6139
>>6138ive always played monster hunter games alone, aren't there some monsters you can only fight in teams?
No.6140
>>6137how do they tell apart the different folders and stuff then
No.6141
It's time to make /what/ straight again.
No.6143
>>6142You have to cum the gayness out of your /what/friends, after they have a cum they won't be as gay anymore!
No.6144
>>6142that's a cute outfit more girls should wear this
No.6147
>>6139All the online monsters (which is a significant chunk of the content) have buffed health, so it's not really something you can do alone.
No.6151
>>6146Yeah, those are unavailable. I remember trying to name a folder "prn" to dump my p*rnography and I that's how I found all of the reserved names in windows.
No.6152
>>6150No, I downloaded all the Wii VC games and I just happened to try this one. Never even heard of the game before today.
Figured it would be good to test my brain with.
No.6158
>>6157friendos going somewhere nice together!
Please always remember that it doesn't matter where you end up, as long as you liked the journey!
No.6159
I want to go on a journey with a /what/fren!
No.6161
>>6160That doesn't look very nice…
No.6170
elsy, last online 104 days ago…..
No.6173
>>6170She will be back on the 214th day
No.6174
fuckingsteam normies get off my /what/
No.6175
>>6174HAHaa you sure showed them with how abnormal you are XD
No.6178
>>6177umm, what's so different about it?
looks pretty much the same as it's been for years now. or do you mean the dork as my soul theme?
No.6180
>>6178https://www.gimp.org/news/2016/07/13/gimp-2-9-4-released/
>After half a year in the works, GIMP 2.9.4 delivers a massive update: revamped look and feel, major improvements in color management, as well as production-ready MyPaint Brush tool, symmetric painting, and split preview for GEGL-based filters. Additionally, dozens of bugs have been fixed, and numerous small improvements have been applied.Mainly new icons and dork as my soul theme.
The mypaint brushes are pretty cool except they don't actually work on my system (It's a brand new feature and I'm using unstable development version of GIMP, so understandable) . I've used Mypaint before though and know that it has a much larger range of brushes more suited for digital painting/art, would be nice to have support for that in GIMP.
No.6182
>>6181One time when I was little my step-brothers gave me a birch root beer, and I was hesitant to drink it because I thought it was real beer, and I was told that beer was poison to kids. After I drank it they told me it was real beer and that I would die. I got so scared I started crying.
No.6184
>>6182Oh…well that doesn't seem so bad of an experience, that is when I compare it to my own when it comes to my first time with alcohol.
That's a story best left buried though.
Like many others..
No.6187
America, take a good look at your candidates. They're nothing but hideous space reptiles!
No.6188
>>6187Only Hillary is.
If you're a "man" that votes for Hillary you might as well just cut your dick and balls off.
No.6190
don't copy me kissy
No.6194
>>6192I want to smell rain's weird shoes after she dances in them.
No.6198
>>6196Yeah. I like the smells that girls make.
No.6199
Girls smell really nice usually but sometimes boys smell nice too, does this mean I'm gay?
No.6203
>>6197Wish the real world was as cute as anime
No.6205
>>6186Nobody ever /what/ched キキ's del server with me…
No.6206
>>6205you didnt invite anyone
No.6214
>>6210That place looks too scary and cold…
No.6215
>>6214No place is scary or cold if you're with your /what/fren!
No.6216
>>6215what about a haunted house in Alaska?
No.6217
>>6216I used to be a bit afraid of ghosts/demons etc.
Now I'm really not. If ghosts exist I would be glad to see one, I ain't afraid of no ghost, what the fuck is a ghost gonna do to me?
No.6225
>>6224Is this from the new Mad Max game??
No.6229
>>6226right has a cuter hairstyle but left has the best dress Y/N?
No.6236
Before I eat a food I've never ate before I rub a piece of it on the inside of my lip to test if I'm allergic to it first.
Other people don't seem to make this consideration, is it just because I'm smarter than them?
No.6239
>>6236How fast does an allergic reaction take?
No.6241
>>6236just shove it in your mouth and if you're allergic take it like a man
No.6242
>>6229I think it's the other way around…
No.6244
>>6243Uhm Jay Bauman isn't a girl…
No.6245
>>6242Fuck you're right I meant to type that What the heck
No.6247
>>6243He looks like he would be the fluffer on a porno shoot.
No.6249
>>6223I played this a lot on Gamecube. Thanks for reminding me, I'll see if I can find a rom
No.6253
>>6251das ho*o, /what/ isn't g*y.
No.6254
shut up dennis
No.6258
going to hack into /what/min's super secret super secure sftps server and /up/load his dickpics so everyone can see them…
No.6259
>>6258that's gay dude get his sister pics
No.6278
>>6277Proof we should ban Japan from the Olympics
No.6279
>>6277what's going on here?
No.6292
>>6291*a show
This show is intense.
No.6294
maybe elsy has been training very hard for the olympics and that's why she hasn't returned yet. maybe elsy will be back once the olympics are over…
No.6300
>>6299Hope we can move in soon…
No.6301
>>6299I hope not, they should keep their cute outfits on
No.6320
I sat through a talk by a cisco engineer and the internet of everything part was really scary and i was surprised at how far we're already at in becoming completely GITS'd and Lain'd.
No.6321
>>6320What was he talking about? People being able to be tracked through their social media accounts and general web usage, and the capabilities that allows?
We are going to leave immense amounts of records for historians of the future, thousands times more than the records left just over a 100 years ago.
No.6323
>>6321im not him so i might be wrong but i think he meant the "internet of things" which isnt what youre talking about
No.6325
oh i see, cisco marketing calls it internet of everything. isn't it all very much related though? having everything connected means everything can be tracked and all that stuff anyway.
i tripped over and cut my hand and chin and the lady applied glue to it and it hurt a bit and it created like steam or something it was weird and everything still hurts and is bleeding but i got a nice bandage for my hand.
No.6330
>>6329what colour and length was her hair?
No.6331
>>6329Sounds like an exciting trip. Sorry you got injured though.
No.6332
>>6330She had blonde hair, passed her shoulders, in a plait. She wasn't actually really that cute - she was actually kind of plain - but she said friendly things and treated people nicely and I think that combo is really cute. I call it plaincute!
No.6340
>>6329>>6332thats just how nurses are
No.6345
>>6340but the other ones weren't nearly as frenly…
No.6348
>>6346umm, what if it doesn't turn out okay? wasn't that just a single date?
also, will you tell us now what site it was?
No.6349
>>6348A single date is sometimes all you need, I actually used two and the first one was Zoosk but I didn't like it much but kept it up just in case, the other one was Plenty Of Fish. That's where I found the best people. In hind sight using a site with the word "fish" in it was both fitting and ironic…
The amount of things we had in common was very surreal so it's either that site is a master at setting up matches or I got very lucky.
No.6350
>>6349isnt plenty of fish a christian dating site you probably shouldn't decieve people if you want to have a long term relationship
No.6352
>>6346Did you tell him about the other guy you were dating at the same time?
No.6354
>>6352Nope, I took both of them out on separate days and without telling either them of the other guy and while on the dates I put them through secret trials. At the end of it, it's whomever is the one who scored the most points at the end is crowned the winner.
After the dates I made the judgment on whom I found to be the best and it was tough. I then break with with the loser by making up an excuse on why it won't work between us anymore and I cut all contact.
If the winner turns out to really be a loser, as a fail safe I make an excuse to the loser that would hopefully aid me in trying him out again.
I make sure that each and very move I do is carefully calculated…
No.6355
>>6354wow… expert faggotry
No.6356
you homos are the reason all of the good posters left
No.6359
>>6356this is true; i rarely post on /what/ anymore thanks to these queers
No.6360
>>6356Yeah and they also caused 9/11, every natural disaster that occurs and they are also the ones who broke into your homes, steal your shit and piss on your cat…
It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
No.6361
>>6356yea /what/ is trash.
No.6367
i never had any
No.6368
just ate a dilly bar for breakfest
No.6370
>>6364How exactly did you injure yourself?
No.6378
I texted my BF twice today…once when I first woke up and again 2 hours later, I don't like it when people don't reply back to me..
>>6374>>6376Depression and a diet high in carbohydrates maybe? He looks better thin.
No.6379
>>6377do that /up/ thing!
No.6382
/what/min records all of your IP addresses and referrer links so he knows all the gay porn that you look at before you go to /t-p/ to jerk off over text.
No.6383
>>6382I have never done extensive tracking of any users. The most I've done is occasionally looked at a poster's last few posts to see if I recognize them. This is only if they post something that makes me think "whodafug is this guy"?
Believe it or not, with Tinyboard/Vichan through the moderation web interface you can only see the last five or so posts made by each IP address on each board. To look at an IP addresses entire post history I would have to put a decent amount of effort into a shell script, and it would still require some manual work.
I can't help myself sometimes, but other then very occasionally doing that, I don't know who any of you are or do any sort of tracking. I'd feel too creepy/bad.
No.6384
>>6382Everyone here jerks it to creepy anime porn.
There is no hacking required to know that.
No.6387
>>6384nothing creepy about gothic lolitas
No.6388
I somehow managed to get a phone interview for a job. I'm kinda terrified, but it's on Monday, so I still have a few more days to get ready. The past month I've been worried a lot about money, so I manage to get the job, I can finally stop killing myself with anxiety.
Please wish me luck, /what/!
No.6389
>>6388good luck, make sure to think of answers to questions ahead of time
No.6390
>>6388Is getting an interview really that exciting?
I've done so many that have led to nothing that they've just become a chore. That doesn't mean I don't take them seriously, I suppose it's a bit like most of the actual jobs themselves: boring and tedious, but you still handle it professionally. I try not to think about them too much because I'll just get sad about the "what could've been"s, especially if it was a nice job with a fair pay.
I guess I'd get pretty excited for a job interview if it was for a job that I really wanted though. But I think I'm NEET at heart because I've never really thought of any professional role as something that I'd really like to do.
I just want to make movies and music and games and frens but I'm too sad and gay and ugly to do any of it.
I'm really sorry.
No.6391
>>6389Thanks, I'll try!
>>6390It's my first one, so it's all really new to me. The job itself seems like it would be pretty ok. Of the stuff I applied to, it wasn't my top pick, but it was up there. I'd rather be a NEET too, but my family is too poor to sponge off of.
>I just want to make movies and music and games and frens but I'm too sad and gay and ugly to do any of it.No one can tell if you're ugly on the internet, and if you use enough exclamation marks, no one can tell you're sad either! I don't think you can fix that gay thing though…
What kind of movies and music and games and frens do you want to make?
No.6392
>>6385i'll be waiting for you friend
No.6399
>>6397I saw this image in your /up/! My favorite part is always the little dance at the beach when they do the funny hands thing though.
No.6406
>>6401trash, huge trash, trash
seems about right
No.6407
>>6400why are they so noodly
No.6408
I hope to become the boyfriend of one of those NEETs that have a really structured and organized lifestyle where they always drink tea at exactly 10:30am and always go to bed at exactly midnight with their daki that is always perfectly aligned with their perfectly made bed - that sort of thing.
Like in that movie where the guy had all the pizza boxes stacked perfectly along his wall.
No.6410
neat freak NEET friend gets a job at 7/11
https://vimeo.com/45938732please watch mobie is nice short 5 minutes pls
No.6411
>>6407That's what a female with low body-fat looks like.
You've forgetten what they look like because girls with too much bodyfat is now so common that you think it's normal weight.
No.6419
>>6409Can you get gothic lolita seeds
No.6420
>>6419Can you get gay lolita seeds?
No.6421
>>6411Only children and anime girls look like that.
No.6422
>>6421I bet noodles looks very noodly!
No.6424
>>6420What the fuck HOMO don\t reply to me ever again
No.6428
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How do I get a girl to do this?
No.6429
>>6428>short hair Are you sure that's a girl?
No.6430
>>6429Look at the image again
No.6431
>>6429I'd say the big fat titties are a give away.
No.6432
>>6429how does it feel being the biggest dummy on the spinoffs
No.6433
>>6429look mom i posted it again
No.6437
I'm going to whatch a nice japanese movie all by myself.
No.6444
How do I become straight again? I hate being gay, it's too expensive. I buy too many cute clothes and toys for my butte and all I want is a friendo to do romantic and nice things with. Why do I have to be gay instead?
No.6446
>>6444Maybe just try and find a normal boyfriend that doesn't make ridiculous standards or make you do things you're just not up for anymore.
That's what I did and it feels a lot better than doing that dumb parading around on the interbutts in girls clothes, as for toys just lay off on buying them for a bit…
I don't buy or wear girls clothes and I hardly even shave anymore, I've also stopped dieting because I'm liked for who I am and not what I look like.
I will also be willing to give advise on finding someone if you or anyone else needs it.
No.6447
>>6444You didn't choose the faggy autist life, the faggy autist life chose you.
No.6448
>>6446Take this as a warning, once you go steady with someone they become fat and grouse like all those middle aged wifes that only cared about their looks when they were hunting for a man.
Always keep your birls on a leash and locked up in your basement!
No.6451
I want to touch the booby
No.6460
I don't think my phone interview went to well…
It sounded like they wanted someone with more experience.
No.6462
>>6460What kind of job?
You're probably up against thousands of other people applying for the same job.
No.6464
>>6462Web dev. I at least made it to the phone interview, so that's something.
No.6465
I decided on my new rap name: Beesy B
No.6466
>>6465What about Peacey P.?
No.6479
>>6478Did he stick it up your butt?
No.6481
>>6460Even if you weren't the sort of person they were looking for, the interview itself would be valuable experience because you've never done them before. They almost always ask you very similar questions so next time you will be able to answer them better and more naturally and you will seem more confident so please don't be discouraged and especially don't give up and always especially ganbare your best.
No.6482
>>6479No because I said I wasn't ready for it yet and wanted to move slower but I did sit on his lap like picture related while we made-out with are dicks touching each other.
It was kind of awkward because of my height…but I somehow made it work.
No.6484
>>6482That's pretty gross.
No.6486
>>6481I guess you're right. I really, really want to just give up on everything, but I guess everything probably isn't as hopeless as I feel like it is. I'll keep trying for a bit longer, /what/friend.
No.6487
>>6486Your frens are always there for you if you want to talk! Hang in there!
No.6488
>>6460don't forget to make up hobbies you have that you do outside of work, since they also want to make sure they get another bro at the office to chat up with
No.6492
>>6491Are they playing limbo??
No.6493
My chipped tooth keeps scratching my tongue when I chew, so for ~20 minutes after a nice meal all I can taste is blood.
No.6495
4peaCucked*
No.6496
https://lolcow.farm/pt/I just found out this site existed, basically an underground mostly female bitch club from /cgl/, and it's quite actively posted on.
This shit is blowing my mind, I want to study all this content but it's too much for me to take in all at once.
No.6500
>>6499Why are girls such bullies? They shouldn't bully people.
No.6501
>>6496Known about it for years it's pretty gruesome tbh
No.6502
>>6496Are there any nice internet communities
No.6504
My COCK is HARD as FLIPPING HECK
*unzips*
Get to it, boys.
No.6507
menma dies…
No.6508
>>6507Lelouch survives at the end of Code Geass, it is a meme to say that he dies, it's just to trick people into believing they had the show spoiled.
No.6513
I'm going to get the quads for maki, just you wait and see guys!
No.6516
>>6510That's a very erotic outfit
No.6524
>>6516i wanna be smothered by chun li's thighs
No.6529
I don't like chunners big girl thighs, they make me really jealous and it's why none of my girlpants fit me properly…
No.6530
>>6529Maybe none of them fit you properly because you're a scrawny little boy?
No.6532
I accidentally hit my head on a pot then slammed it against the fridge.
I felt dizzy and sick afterwards, felt kind of "slow". I got two bumps from it.
No.6534
>>6533uh, it was chinese, dumb bitch.
No.6535
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
No.6536
>>6532That's called a concussion and it can be deadly. Did you pass out at all (even for a moment)?
If you did, you should go see a doctor right away. Otherwise you need to rest a lot before you resume your normal activities. If you still feel dizzy or nauseous after a day, you should probably see a doctor too - even if you didn't pass out, the persistence of the symptoms would be of concern and might suggest that it's a more serious head injury.
I'm a qualified /what/doctor btw, I'm like a /which/doctor which is a pun on witch doctor.
No.6537
>>6533I really don't get why this is a bad thing. If someone's Asian they're more likely to know an Asian language, duh. I mean if I asked a Latino kid to read something in Spanish for me I doubt they'd be offended.
If this girl
could read it, I doubt she'd be "offended".
No.6538
>>6533I think i'm coming down with a fever :^)
No.6540
>>6539What sort of emotion is this expression supposed to convey?
No.6544
street fighter girls are pretty ugly
No.6546
oh I guess sakura is cute and so is ibuki and erena and makoto but none of the other ones
No.6547
>>6544we get it, there are homos on /what/ you don't have to say it at every opportunity you get
No.6548
>>6545>>6543>>6543Doesn't SNK release official as in official SNK brand doujinshi of fatal fighter?
I'm pretty confused as to why CapCom and Namco just don't do this too.
The women characters have just become sex symbols on purpose.
Might as well make quality doujinshi and then cash out on the market that already wants it.
No.6549
>>6536Yeah I was a bit worried but I'm fine.
I couldn't be a fighter I guess, wouldn't be able to stand getting punched so much.
No.6551
>>6550The majority the entire animation industry in Japan has given up on anime. They just gave up.
No.6552
>>6551Is that all of the animators are Koreans and Viets?
No.6556
>>6554Oh, I thought that leg looked familiar
No.6564
>>6561It has been very nice, we went to a fancy Chinese/Japanese buffet place on the 2nd date and we had the best time, wonton soup is the most amazing thing ever more so when you're on a date with someone you like.
I wish I didn't have to use a stepping stool when we kiss but it works out in the end.
No.23828
Dam>>6208