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 No.5055

when i finally loose my v-card it's gonna be a special day on /what/

i'll be 0.005% more tolerable to homos i promise

smell ya later, weebs haha!

 No.5056

are you dating a /what/friend?

 No.5057

you shouldn't be dating your mom

 No.5058

Details? This thread better not be an embarrassing display of jumping the gun.
I hope it goes well.

 No.5060

Details? This thread better be an embarrassing display of jumping the gun.
I hope it goes to hell.

 No.5081

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i put my benis in a the bajayjay today, it was awkward as HELL… it was nothing special and it was p disappointing…

she said she'd do me and that's it, because i'd make a lousy bf

anyway as promised, today i'm gonna be 0.00005^-10 more tolerable to you homos reporting with this post.

 No.5082

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>>5081
You should do a /what.friend next I'm sure he won't disappoint.

 No.5084

>>5081
fucking loser lol

 No.5085

I wish I had a /what/boyfriendo to stick his cummer in me, but he dumped me and told me to kill myself.

 No.5086

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>>5085
My last one gave me death threats and said he would "ruin my life" like that would be possible…He later pussied out on all of it when I told him to talk to me face to face like a man if he wants to say things like that.

He disappeared right after that.

 No.5087

>>5085
>>5086
I hope you two will find better /what/boyfriendos that'll treat you nice and give you lots of love!

 No.5088

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>>5087
You too..

 No.5089

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>>5085
>>5086
you should fall in love with better /what/friends

 No.5090

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>>5089
I wished I picked a /what/friend over that guy but none live near me by the looks of things…

 No.5091

>>5090
hello do you want to come to Indonesia?

 No.5093

>>5081
Can you describe what it felt like in more detail?

Maybe under what circumstances? Was she a prostitute?

 No.5100

>>5085
I bet you are an incredible person!

 No.5102

>>5100
Yeah, I'll bet he's incredible…

Incredibly gay! LAMO!

 No.5107

>>5091
my line

 No.5109

>>5093
she was a 'friend' of mine back in the town where my family used to live, i bumped into her while scanning her strikes on a store i'm working at and invited me for some drinks to talk about my life and how i spend most of my days talking to homos on the internet and how i was still a virg and stuff which she didn't believe.

I didn't even like her, she looks like typical rad feminist you'd see on tumblr with the colored hair, glass-less glasses and all. I guess i was pretty bored doing the things I've said to her and decided to agree having sex with her, and it feels like a shitty onahole except it's a lot warmer inside.

 No.5110

>>5109
Why would you have sex with someone you didn't really like (you didn't even find her physically attractive)? It was obviously going to be disappointing for both of you, i really don't understand.

 No.5113

>>5109
> it feels like a shitty onahole except it's a lot warmer inside.

Were you drunk and/or had condom on?

 No.5114

>>5113
No, he's right. Vaginas are just warm onaholes.

 No.5115

>>5114
The sensation of onaholes can vary very differently though.

I'm a virgin but I'm still sure that a lot of people who report they were disappointed by sex were also having sex under these circumstances:

1) Alcohol/drugs involved
2) A condom
3) Very nervous/distressed, possibly with body in fight or flight response, so much of a psychological mess that you can't focus on sexual pleasure.

 No.5116

>>5115
The only reason people get disappointed by sex is because they're doing it with someone they don't really like. Sex just for the sake of sex is pointless and no different than masturbation.

 No.5119

>>5116
Are you saying this as someone who's done it?

 No.5120

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kun kun… kun kun… normies

 No.5121

>>5120
*waggles dick in front of you* smell this…

 No.5122

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>>5121
Reeks of 3D c*nt.

 No.5123

>>5122
Mine smells like girly boyhands!

 No.5124

>>5122
no it doesn't…

 No.5152

Making Saten take a whiff of my stinky cock is my dream

 No.5153

>>5152
If I dress up as "kun kun… kun kun…"-saten with her stripey top, would you let me take a whiff of your cummer then?

 No.5250

>>5153
do you have saten's haircut?



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