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 No.29175

HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK WHAT OMG LOLOLOL

 No.29178

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I used to think he was a cuck for dating Amber heard but then he dumped her and she didn't even get any money and now Grimes.

I was totally wrong about him and I respect him now

He totally unJUSTed himself.

 No.29179

File: 1525778079546.webm (1.94 MB, 640x640, mu_cucked_0.webm)

Now I feel attracted to Grimes and jealous wtf

 No.29181

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Fucking fuck my stomach hurts I'm being cucked

 No.29187

HOLY FUCK I'M LITERALLY LIKE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT DOESN'T REALIZE SHE'S IN LOVE UNTIL SHE SEES HIM WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND FEELS JEALOUSY WTF IS WRONG WITH ME

 No.29189

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I HATE BEING CUCKED IT HURTS

 No.29194

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She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen

 No.29196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ

jesus christ she bodied him in front of him

 No.29202

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>"You're a real nice guy Anon. You have a great taste in music and I bet your soundcloud will take off any day now! But I just feel like I need to grow as a person, and I don't think you're the right person to help me do that. Sure I have fond memories of our anarchist dumpster-diving days. All those winters spent cuddled up in some squat in Montreal taking acid and reading Dune together. I'll always cherish our nights watching anime and discussing feminism, anti-capitalism, post-colonialism and trans issues. You're such a nice guy for caring about all that stuff! But I've met someone else Anon, someone I feel is a little more…well, mature. Anon, meet billionaire rocket scientist and high tech entrepreneur Elon Musk!"

 No.29203

Wait is this shit real?

I normally think celebrity relationship gossip is for complete retards, but if this is true that's really something.

I hope she loses all her fans.

 No.29204

>>29203
this is the biggest news since trump winning

 No.29205

>>29203
why would she lose her fans

 No.29206

okay ive been posting about this for 3 hours on /mu time to do something productive

 No.29207

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>>29205
elon: this dinner is exquisite wouldnt you say claire

grimes: ëėêëheehhehhehehe….mmmmmmmm *opens her mouth and a baby alligator comes out*

elon: i feel the exact same way about being a member of the bourgeois

grimes: Elon I Have A Confession To Make

elon: anything claire

grimes: *begins to ever so slowly levitate* If You Love Me…..uuuuuuuuuuuuüùÿ I Need To Redistribute Your Wealth

elon: claire that is proposterous i will not let you do that

grimes: ………eueueu i See *lights elon on fire with her psychic powers* AAAEEEE

waiter: how is everything going over here folks

grimes: its great we’ll take the çheck :)

 No.29209

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Bruh

 No.29213

never heard of her.

 No.29215


 No.29217

https://youtu.be/k5v-Yrcka0s

He dated her cuz of this

 No.29227

>>29213
🤯💩

 No.29232

>>29181
she looks outrageously ugly

 No.29233

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>>29232
That's /mu/'s queen, and the richest man on Earth wants her.

How do you reconcile your evaluation of her with such an extremely different evaluation by the market?

Is the market wrong?

 No.29234

>>29233
I don't care

 No.29241


 No.29250

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He went from Amber heard to a gnome.

 No.29251

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>>29250
Tethla

 No.29290

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I feel like she just broke up with me for a guy way better than me

 No.29292

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Whatmin it hurts 😢😢😭😭😭😨😨

 No.29302

still have no idea who the fuck this person is

 No.29305

>>29302
Retard

 No.29306

>>29302
Some dumb pop singer or e-celeb most likely. I understand why Whatmin would allow such filth.

 No.29307

>>29292
You should go back to /mu/. Maybe someone will actually care about your whining there.

 No.29315

>>29306
he's too busy dropping epic redpills on ota

 No.29317

>>29315
Like what

 No.29318

>>29307
I know this thread is bait, but I honestly hate oldfags. Some of the dumbest posters on this site who can't handle when someone younger than them destroys them in an argument or intellectually dwarfs them, which is often from what I've seen.
They're incredibly insecure and seeing as how neuroplasticity drops rapidly after 21, it's no surprise why they aren't up to par. I can't count the number of times I've had my opinion invalidated because some 24 or 25 year old retard grandpa thought I was too young, as if "wisdom" (years as a NEET) can trump raw intelligence at ANY age. Most oldfags here seem to have boring taste, too. Indie rock and hip hop galore while I get labeled as a pseud for actively enjoying EAI and microtonal music while having turned 18 a couple weeks ago. They're broken souls who haven't accomplished anything in their lives. Why the fuck would anyone be on /mu/ after 21? You should have a career by then, a fucking house, and be married by your mid to late 20s. How on earth does someone end up in such a rut? I'm going to a top 10 uni with nothing but good things coming my way and what did I do to get here? I didn't fall asleep in class. That's fucking it.
Holy fuck.

 No.29324

>>29318
This post is bait.


But I agree with you…

 No.29350

it fucking hurts lol. I have never even thought about Grimes much until the last few days, but something about the way her and smug ass Elon Musk are bopping around, both at the absolute top of the world, the amount of despair and confusion surrounding it, makes me feel so fucking wrong.

I made a weird eulogy thing to try and calm my tits down, and it's not really helping, but I want to share it with you guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqNbHjYeFbg

 No.29353

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Please end me

 No.29541

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Whatmin look lololol

 No.29551

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Lmao

 No.29565

File: 1526161420658.jpg (78.88 KB, 620x620, artangels.jpg)

>turn this album on for a ye old listen because why not, never heard of the main man grimes himself
>/what strokes its 2 centimetre weenie to this fucking music
>read the first track's title, and think "well that's a pretty shit name, let's see how it sounds"
>album starts playing, become gradually more angry and disgusted with the ham handed debauchery i am listening to
>it's sounds like stephanie from lazy town within bubble gum pop, and it's called "bold" and "experimental". I call it a farce
>the samples are "guitar/piano for beginners" level of quality, i could do this shit
>lyrics are what a 13 year old girl would come up with to be "deep", but instead it comes out to be docile scooby doo sandwich of shit that only people with a raisin sized brain can enjoy
>only think one track is okay for how bad this album is, and that is "REALiTi" and even then it's still not good
>become viscerally annoyed on how much horseshit has been processed through my brain
>look up how she looks, maybe she is a cutiepie, that could help
>nope she looks she smells like a jar of sweaty cum and cottage cheese that's been sitting out for a hardy five days
>has she lived under a bridge for the majority of her life? maybe that's why the music sounds so bad because she is angry at the civilised world, hence this is her vaudevillian manifesto consisting of crocodile diarrhea counted as "music"

Wow what a fucking failure in literally every single aspect. There was nothing clever about Art Angels, there was nothing well done. I hated 95% of what I was listening to. Outstanding.



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